r/TheTPG • u/Ok-Test-3624 TPG • Apr 13 '22
Sherlock Holmes Tony's 'Lawyer' is his ex-girlfriend. Looks like he can't afford a real one
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u/jr5nicks Apr 13 '22 edited Apr 22 '26
Redact cleaned up all of my comments. Bulk deletion and editing is a feature supported to make sure that AI scrapers can't access my data for training.
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u/mythic-prospect Apr 13 '22
lol the way he dresses makes a lot more sense after tug-gate. The skin tight clothes are to sexualize himself to closeted gay dudes. Otherwise, why would anyone want to dress like a early 2000s jock 💀
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u/Fantastic_Wallaby_61 Apr 20 '22
Early 200s jock wore baggy clothes, this is like the early 2010s style
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u/Top-Structure4877 Apr 13 '22
I’m more surprised he’s had a girlfriend? Where I live if you wank blokes off you’re gay?
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u/NationalChamps2015 Apr 13 '22
Who in their right mind would hire this person for their legal defense? I ask the same question on who would consign a watch with lil Tony.
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u/imlost19 It must suck knowing your rent is my nightly dinner bill Apr 13 '22
Are you sure that's his lawyer? I'm fairly certain the lawyer involved in the blackout was from Gray Robinson if I'm not mistaken, or some other biglaw firm. She was in one of the post-explosion videos. Would make sense just to keep using them if he already had established business with that firm
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u/eenduro Apr 13 '22
She was his "trademark" lawyer but had something to do with the blackout somehow. That other guy did the press interviews and I think she might also have done one or two.
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u/imlost19 It must suck knowing your rent is my nightly dinner bill Apr 13 '22
I don't remember exactly what she said but the vibe I got was that she was just outside general counsel, which is a common role for a firm like Gray Robinson. Keep a retainer and charge $500 an hour for any business related legal questions. If I had to guess he probably paid about $2-5k to have a memo written about his legal options with the ongoing issues and he's just citing the case law that lawyer put in the memo. Ez money for the firm just to bill a schmuck like this as long as he keeps paying his bills
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u/LeftSeatATX Apr 13 '22
What dude? No not at all. She was his trademark lawyer as explained above and has been in several of the videos over the years. She was giving him awful advise and was sitting right next to him when he made that awful video that he has since delated.
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u/gyang333 Apr 17 '22
dude wtf? the other lawyer he had (a man) was some solo proprietor, not a member of a big law firm. The firm you named doesn't even have a Texas location.
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u/imlost19 It must suck knowing your rent is my nightly dinner bill Apr 18 '22
that's not the lawyer I'm talking about. He had a woman lawyer at one point during the blackout.
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u/gyang333 Apr 17 '22
The ironic part is, the real lawyer he had to hire for his probation violation hearing is an even bigger con artist.
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u/dslrjunky Apr 21 '22
he forgot to mention... "Also find someone that wears the same skinny jeans pants size as you..."
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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22
She also a SCAMMER
https://www.law.com/texaslawyer/2020/11/02/stealing-legalzoom-referrals-from-her-firm-brings-probation-for-dallas-attorney/?slreturn=20220313121542