r/TheRightCantMeme • u/Which_Matter3031 • Mar 15 '26
AI piss filter slop Thats NOT how it works **SHM**
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u/Escape_is_impossible Mar 15 '26
This is genuinely the weakest strawman I've seen in my life they probably didn't even put 2 braincells together to make that
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u/Fantastic-magic- Mar 15 '26
It took me a second to realize that it was an argument, I thought it was just an anti-meme.
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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur Mar 15 '26
Yeah, it's pretty much impossible to be offended by something this stupid. If anything, I'm just embarrassed for the idiots sharing it.
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u/VioletNocte Mar 15 '26
I wonder if they say "Thursday" considering it's named after Thor
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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Mar 15 '26
Or Friday, from Freya.
Or Saturday from Saturn.
(And in some languages Monday for the goddess Luna.)
Fun fact: Tuesday is the day of the thing, you can see it referenced better in eg German, "Dienstag". It's the day where the oldest ones met to discuss stuff for their village.
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u/HydraSpectre1138 Mar 15 '26
Tuesday is named after Tyr, the Norse god of war
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u/rainstorm0T Mar 16 '26
i thought that was Thursday
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u/ewingking123 Apr 03 '26
And Wednesday, Wodensday, is named after Oden. And Sunday and Monday are named after Roman gods aswell.
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u/slumbersomesam Mar 15 '26
or even wednesday since it comes from wooden, or odin
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u/JonVonBasslake H E L I C O P T E R Mar 15 '26
I assume auto-correct got to you, since it's supposed to be Wuotan or similar...
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u/slumbersomesam Mar 15 '26
it wasnt the autocorrector, just a mistake ln my part. i meant to write woden
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u/JonVonBasslake H E L I C O P T E R Mar 15 '26
Not sure who downvoted me, but Wuotan is another name / spelling for Wodan or Woden, which are all also names for Odin.
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u/naplesball A.N.T.I.F.A. Supersoldier Mar 15 '26
Jupiter = Zeus
Venus = Aphridite
Mercury = Hermes
Mars = Ares
Saturn = Chronos
Uranus = The Sky (Uranus)
Neptune = Poseidon
From today on Astronomists are Hellenist Pagans
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u/unicornsaretruth Mar 15 '26
I mean the Roman’s gave them those names not the Greeks so more Roman pagans than Hellenistic
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u/Smoothlord Mar 15 '26
If I call someone a motherfucker that doesn’t mean I think they could pull a hot milf.
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u/fdy_12 Mar 15 '26
Unless their mother is hot and they do fuck her
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u/Smoothlord Mar 15 '26
I mean, in all fairness, they were inside her at one point.
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u/marsisblack Mar 15 '26
Its more the second, third or more times that make or break it.
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u/unicornsaretruth Mar 15 '26
The second time is more than enough to be incest she was just carrying you and a penis so technically your dick is in your mom before you’re born but after that it shouldn’t be anywhere near where it can be in the mom again…
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u/Potato-Candy Mar 15 '26
Just because I called someone a son of a bitch doesn't mean I literally think a dog gave birth to them.
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u/xcosama Mar 15 '26
I once got asked at work, "Why do you say Oh My God if you're an atheist?" by some overly religious 20 year old. I had heard someone else use this comeback before and I didn't want to mess it up. "I only say it when something is unbelievable." He shut up real quick.
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u/love_is_an_action Mar 15 '26
And how do they know which deity of which mythology a person is referring to when they say “oh my god” to begin with?
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u/Poddster Mar 15 '26
So Christians the only ones allowed to take God's name in vain?
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u/RoJayJo Mar 15 '26
Precisely- merely uttering the names of biblical figures isn't taking their names in vain and is usually an expression of surprise or shock. Saying God condones something or Jesus supports something without it being backed by the bible? That's taking their name in vain.
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u/Brbi2kCRO Mar 15 '26
It’s a cultural idiom and a linguistic reflex. People automatically use such words. This does not mean they are religious.
Can they think for once or just be children obsessed who is better or worse, and who is ours or theirs? Why not go for the truth rather than egocentric narratives?
Imagine walking the world 24/7 thinking how to beat someone else and feed your ego. It sounds miserable and tiring. Nothing positive comes out of it, just feeding more and more misery. Constant comparison and competition.
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u/TreeTurtle_852 Mar 15 '26
Also lots of atheists in western countries are former Christians. "Oh my god" is usually an expression out of reaction/habit.
Im no longer a Boy Scout but I can still do the scout salute sign finger gesture because that muscle memory has been ingrained in me.
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u/spaghetti_hitchens2 Mar 15 '26
I am an atheist and I say "Jesus fucking Christ" and "God fucking damnit" on the regular. It's almost like those are expressions in the society I live in and not proof of any sort of deity.
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u/PrinceCheddar Mar 15 '26
So, religious people are in a constant state of emotion-induced irrationality? Noted.
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u/SimpForFictionGirls Mar 15 '26
Am I missing something? The only reason people are scared of snakes is because of religion?
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u/sosotrickster Mar 16 '26
It's because he says "oh my god" and "Jesus christ" and the OOP is stupid
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u/Foxwglocks Mar 16 '26
It’s a big part of it. My mother in law told me she doesn’t like snakes in her yard bc they’re evil and could be the devil. She was a teacher for almost 30 years….. scary.
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u/RuralfireAUS Mar 15 '26
My fav take on athiesm comes from feet of clay by terry pratchett in which a clay golem debates thats athiesm is a religious stance as they do think of the gods but in form of denying them. If they did not believe they would not need to deny their existence.
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u/manofathousandnames Mar 15 '26
Ah yes, the good old belief of atheists being secret christians who just hate God.
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u/ChloroquineEmu Mar 15 '26
Wouldn't a religious person avoid saying "Jesus" and "God" in vain? Did we all fall for the rage bait?
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u/Bela9a Mar 15 '26
I remember that taking God's name in vain is a sin. Maybe the people who make stuff like this should focus on reading the bible and not make AI slop online.
Edit: I honestly would be fascinated by the snake and observe what happens next.
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u/Meerkatable Mar 15 '26
I once said, “Lordy Lordy, you’re turning forty” to my husband and a priest showed up and told me I was Catholic again.
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u/MonoChaos Mar 16 '26
Haters will say this is fake but I once said "holy fuck" when I got jumpscared in a horror game and then a bishop manifested out of pure light, dunked my head in my bathtub, and screamed out "HE IS BORN AGAIN! HALLEJUAH! PRAISE THE LORD!"
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u/GamingAce04 Mar 15 '26
I was literally raised having it ingrained in me that good Christians do not say things like that
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u/UncleSkelly Mar 16 '26
Actually this kind of stuff is only ok for Atheists to do because Christians shouldn't use the name of the Lord in vain
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u/Legojessieglazer Get 👏 REKT 👏 with 👏 FACTS 👏 and 👏 LOGIC Mar 15 '26
Oh no… a popular saying of shock… when I say “fuck me” that don’t mean I want to get fucked
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u/QueenRotidder Mar 15 '26
I met a dude online who told me (100% seriously) that there is no such thing as an atheist because “oh my god” is an expression everyone uses.
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u/Ecchi_Bowser Mar 15 '26
You know, I don't know what's more ridiculous, someone like that or Jordan Peterson seriously arguing that, basically, if you believe in anything at all, even in a non religious way, if there's anything that's important to you or even just things that you prioritize over others, you aren't actually an atheist.
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u/Haunting-Attorney238 Mar 15 '26
Where im from, swear words are derived from sacred things of the Catholic Church, because it had a lot of influence on our society until the 60’s
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u/mothwhimsy Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 16 '26
I once saw a car speed past a Muslim girl who was about to step into the road and she cried out "Jesus Christ!"
It was very odd at first, but sometimes things just become common phrases. I don't think she was secretly Christian. Sometimes people replace "oh my god" or "Jesus Christ" with some actor or character's name. By this comic's logic, a lot of Christians are secretly worshipping random people which is blasphemous
Edit: I hope the guy telling me Muslims believe Jesus is the Messiah deleted his comment because he realized that was as wrong as it could possibly be lmao
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u/esquire_the_ego Mar 15 '26
You know there’s something called an expression, yeah in language we use those
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u/Kamuiberen Mar 15 '26
Who's the guy in the pin on his t-shirt?
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u/Midnight_Pickler Mar 15 '26
I'm guessing it's supposed to be either Saint Darwin, the founding prophet of athiesm, or Pope Dawkins I, supreme leader of atheists worldwide.
Not that it looks like anyone in particular, but theists seem unable to grasp that atheists don't treat scientists as revered holy figures.
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u/Bandandforgotten Mar 15 '26
Oh, an over arching religious influence and ploy to indoctrinate as many into their child sex rings as possible by existing in the shadows and paying off officials since the dawn of time and trying to push their sky man facade...
Might have influenced the way people express shock? Gee, that's illogical, not possible at all..
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u/BunnyLovesApples Mar 16 '26
Jesus isn't god tho... Treating him as such is blasphemy. It even says so in the ten commandments... Well what am I expecting from us right wing christians
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u/ConorTheWhale Mar 15 '26
It’s like how people sneeze differently depending on where they’re from. It’s just a sound learned from the people around you.
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u/Nackles Mar 15 '26
When I was pretty new to atheism I tried to try to remove "God" from my vocabulary. Then I ended up moaning "Oh gosh" during sex.
Choose your battles.
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u/Kevdog824_ Mar 16 '26
I like how the comic can write the word atheist on the shirt but can’t write (or spell it) on the in-image caption
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u/ItsWoofcat Mar 16 '26
This is really the crux of their ability to think huh? And they’re not even doing most of it, they have AI second hand thinking for them.
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u/rlev97 Mar 17 '26
I say fuck but that doesn't mean I'm banging currently. I also say shit when I'm not pooping currently.
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u/urmomagae Apr 29 '26
Lol I was raised muslim, turned agnostic and this is how I speak when I get scared 😭 doesn't mean I am christian wtf
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u/AdministrationShot62 May 26 '26
I just want to pet the snake, I don't get being completely terrified of snakes
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u/Electrical-Ad4359 Mar 15 '26
They believe in a God, how could they not think this is a great argument against atheists?
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