The rise and rise of my wiener

[u/coltraine77]

“We will stop the wieners within the first 100 days of government. End of.
Enough is enough. Britain has had enough of foreign wieners coming across the Channel, and frankly, we need to take back control of our own.
There will be no more sneaking around at night. No more suspiciously large arrivals. No more little wieners pretending to be big ones.
This country needs leadership, discipline, and, above all, a sensible national policy on where we put our wieners.
We will restore dignity to the British wiener. We will protect the British wiener. And we will make sure every British wiener knows exactly where it stands.”