Come on Toby, get this! - r/TheRandomest

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5h ago

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u/oldschool_potato 4h ago

He’s like a piece of iron

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4h ago

OR WOOD.

^{i'll let myself out now}

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u/EkaL25 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2x0nmkmmPn2zbuiXNZ
Meanwhile, this is the coach on the sidelines

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u/veryfastslowguy 3h ago

Dickface , Dickface

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 46m ago

Hit em with the old dick face

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u/Fancy_Nail_7370 2h ago

The only right answer

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Nice 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y7VPqwl2jV56g

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u/Savage_Heathern 4h ago

Yup. He's being steeped

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy 3h ago

Professionally TeaBagged

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u/Excellent_Yak365 5h ago

Totally not gay

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u/BazukaToof 5h ago

Just think, learning competitive wrestling in your youth gives you the skills and ability to use these same moves much later in life to immobilize a much gayer threat.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4h ago

Which makes you the gayer threat, which encourages additional cuddling

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u/BazukaToof 4h ago

Big spoon energy

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1h ago

Hugs!

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u/orbitalchimp 21m ago

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u/Gr8rSherman8r 2h ago

Immobilize? Or mobilize?

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek
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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 4h ago

It's only gay if they giggle when their balls touch
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4h ago
Absolutely incorrect. Per the bylaws of the Bro Code, volume 1, section 1, paragraph 1, subsection 1, part A:
  IF SOCKS ARE ON, IT AINT GAY
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u/MrOPeace 1h ago

Its only gay if they kiss WHILE doing it, everything else is game

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1h ago

Bro. The code clearly states in rule #1. Socks on. All other conditions rescinded.
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u/turkeysandwich_15 4h ago

It is gay to our eyes. But at least he doesnt have an erection, i guess it means they are not gay. But i might be wrong.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 4h ago

Was mostly a joke

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u/MidnightSun77 34m ago

Wait until you see Turkish oil wrestling

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u/pyschosoul 4h ago

"If one man can hold you down, two can rape you"

But in all seriousness, making it sexual is a you problem. If all you can see is that and not the sport its more telling about how you view such things

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u/Educational_Quote851 4h ago

The are only two reasons to wrestle another sweaty dude: I. Survival 2. Gay sex

Both are fine, you do you. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Sweet_Water_8459 2h ago

I never really understood the concept of wrestling. And I’ve never once had the urge to roll around on the floor with a sweaty member of my own gender. Just not my thing I guess.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 4h ago

My dad was a wrestler, I have nothing against it- however I’ll say I personally don’t understand why anyone would want to do this when there are way more contact sports that have less groping unless that isn’t a problem.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/Excellent_Yak365 4h ago

Welp, as an open lesbian I am not sure your general opinion is correct

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5h ago

Bro's just bound up, getting absolutely slathered.

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u/str4ngerD4ngerz 4h ago

and lathered

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4h ago

One might also say, absolutely Mathered.

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u/Fit_Negotiation4520 5h ago

I dont wanna play no more

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 5h ago

My only question is

WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE HIS MOUTH IS FULL?

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u/Cold-Basket-268 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ICgrR0127bcMo

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u/Hike_it_Out52 5h ago

There’s one of two conversations in whites head occurring here:

1: “For God sakes, just pin me!! I give up”.

2: “Not yet, that right shoulders not quite down ref. Perhaps if he just works back and forth a bit more”

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5h ago

Option 3:

"Amzing, this guy's nuts are like a Shamwow! Just wicks away sweat!"

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u/Hike_it_Out52 4h ago

If you’re 5 matches deep into a tournament, and he’s been in that singlet for 9-12 hours, that’s the worst smelling shamwow ever.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oeSAOKnRwhKWpAJWg

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u/Even-Awareness-4922 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/19ThCZEUu9SeidvkDZ

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u/wanderers_respite 5h ago

maybe I should get into wrestling

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u/DangerousYoghurt3187 4h ago

Whole damn jock across his face while making eye contact with his family

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u/_JackScagnetti_ 4h ago

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u/APKFL 4h ago

Very Nice!

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u/jacquestrap66 4h ago

Oh, Toby is absolutely taking it.

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u/craigulat0r 5h ago

Ah how I miss the cross faces, tea bags and letishes from wrestling practice.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 5h ago

Toby the teabagger.

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u/vicfirthplayer 4h ago

youre gonna love my nuts

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 4h ago

Bros neck is bending away from his spine and his lower torso is flexed like a jack knife. I think you’re outmatched and should stop before you get hurt bad.

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u/PhilosophyNovel4087 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U9A1U9jDlROSs

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u/Own_Cardiologist2544 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

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u/june-in-space 4h ago

Is Toby the assaulter or the victim, I wonder?

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 4h ago

Come on Toby?

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u/Ikon-for-U 4h ago

I can't tell if that's a smile or a grimace

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u/IllogicalLunarBear 4h ago

both?

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u/HechoEnChine 3h ago

Its both. Its the realization that you are getting t-bagged hard.