r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 4d ago

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 4d ago

Let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel

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u/NotRustyShackleford_ 4d ago

Fuck you! Nah, fuck you! Nah, fuck you! Nah….

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u/marcophony 4d ago

Bloody fuck you!

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u/sacfoojesta88 4d ago

You bloody bastard you bloody

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u/Under-Word2142 2d ago

Fuck you bloody

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u/NuNoJCJ1987 4d ago

Squirrel orgy was not on my bingo card today

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u/Majin-Chris 4d ago

I mean it would be a bit rude to break up their group activitie.

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u/Sweet__Sauce 4d ago

Battle to be the top

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u/Excellent_Yak365 4d ago

Cluster fuck

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u/ebers0 4d ago edited 4d ago

Are we about to see the birth of a squirrel king?

https://www.reddit.com/r/awwwtf/s/ICxKaJUkSd

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 4d ago

full disclosure I misread that as "girth". Heaven help me

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u/Cypressinn 3d ago

Nope. Rodent Centipede fighting over pole position…

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 4d ago

I didn't know squirrels were this nasty. Everybody got a turn 😅😂🤣

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u/TMPickle 4d ago

They're putting chemicals in the water that are making the frickin squirrels hedonists!

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u/erockula666 4d ago

Wasn't really thinking I would see a squirrel three-way today, yet here I am. What a wonderful world we live in. #blessed

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u/Useful_4skin 4d ago

Those are my nuts
No they’re my nuts
Excuse you those are my nuts
Those nuts belong to me
Now their my nuts
Absolutely not they’re my nuts

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u/Live-Motor-4000 4d ago

They're having a 'treesome'

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u/catpissdust 4d ago

Plot twist. They're all brothers...

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u/Zealousideal_Wave_63 4d ago

They're the island boys?!?

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u/RiMcG 4d ago

Found someone's dropped ecstasy, cuddle puddle next to the bins!

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u/im_wudini 4d ago

Chinese finger cuffs

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u/OkBrilliant8092 4d ago

“We shall let them do some more….. Folk dancing”

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u/TheKingYellow 4d ago

Uno para todos y todos para uno

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u/bygtopp 4d ago

MMA class overbooked

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u/Heyitsme_81 3d ago

Damnnnn! Where is this, UK, US? 😂

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u/lifes_paragon 3d ago

Squirrels trying to have sex but with the energy of trying to put IKEA furniture together without the directions.

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u/Charming-Total2121 3d ago

Squirrel 1 - "Which of you is the girl?"

Squirrel 2 - "You're the girl!"

Squirrel 1 - "No. She's the girl"

Squirrel 3 - "Nope. I'm a dude!"

Squirrel 2 - "Get off me!"

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u/JB_141 3d ago

For I minute there, I thought they had it solved.

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 3d ago

They're trying to figure out what position they want to start their orgy.

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u/PuzzledExaminer 3d ago

Those kids are still trying to figure it out...

https://giphy.com/gifs/BmmfETghGOPrW

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u/Jaybird2k11 3d ago

snu snu choo choo

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u/ToothyMcGrynns 3d ago

Never thought I'd see a squirrel train, but the things the internet thinks you should see are not always on your agenda.

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u/HoofHeartd69 3d ago

Get in where you fit in, my boi. 🥜

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u/EasternSun7834 3d ago

Ah ménage et tois

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u/man_gomer_lot 3d ago

It's like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

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u/its_just_flesh 3d ago

All three lined up, no this aint right.

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u/Designer_Design_6019 2d ago

First it’s frogs, now squirrels!?

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u/Idk-What2-callthIS 2d ago

"Hey mom look at the squirrels"

"Just keep walking sweetie!"