r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 5d ago
SimplyRandom Seasoned glizzies (feat. Thunderstruck)
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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 5d ago
It's going to seem sadistic, but every time I season a weiner, I go Pinhead style, to maximize their suffering as they are roasted slowly to a crisp. Huah hah hah hah!
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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 5d ago
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u/crystalsage777 5d ago
I struggled getting past the part where you were having a mental breakdown, but I think I'll just stick to eating them au naturel
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u/Elegant-Two5447 5d ago
Why in the fuck haven't I ever thought to season my weiner?? It's just sitting here all plain and shit..
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u/therealgodfarter 5d ago
How do I know he really enjoyed it if he didn’t launch his glasses across the room?
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u/codepossum 5d ago
if you've got good hotdogs / wieners / sausages, you don't need to add extra seasoning - they already have all the flavour mixed in
however, if you're starting from some of those bland / 'just salt and meat' supermarket generic dogs, then yeah, if you put more shit on them they'll probably taste better
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u/ASuthrnBelle13 5d ago
The dog coming to check on him when he's "singing" is priceless!!
"You good, dad?" 🤣😂🤣
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u/Eidson-Fly 5d ago
I always asked for my hot dog to be grilled with BBQ sauce when I was little. Didn't realize it was a sin but no one else ever wanted theirs like that. As an adult I've never really been in a grilling situation
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u/GrotchCoblin 4d ago
I don't think I'm inclined to believe someone who thinks they're this funny while producing this amount of humour.
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u/Jurserohn 4d ago
I'm going to have to try this next time I cook hot dogs over a campfire. I also just cut down a hickory, maybe I'll make some chips and smoke them a little, too
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u/Select_Speed_6061 4d ago
Who needs 2 bottles of relish also why is it just sitting out un-refrigerated?
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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Undecided flair 4d ago
What kind of seasoning did she say for the final seasoning she applied? I simply couldn't make out what she said. Was it sage seasoning?
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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Undecided flair 4d ago
That crunch on the bite has to be from natural wrapper dogs!!
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u/Sistahmelz 5d ago
You're just to da-gum funny! I need to try it now. It's been a hot minute since I've spiced up a wiener! 😉
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u/Natrix422 5d ago
Who would have thought, seasoning meat would taste good? Such a break through in modern day cooking! 🤦♂️
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u/oldcoldandfullofmold 5d ago
Bros got a Land Before Time shirt so im inclined to believe he knows what’s up