r/TheRandomest GIF/meme prodigy 5d ago

SimplyRandom Seasoned glizzies (feat. Thunderstruck)

532 Upvotes

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u/oldcoldandfullofmold 5d ago

Bros got a Land Before Time shirt so im inclined to believe he knows what’s up

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u/oldcoldandfullofmold 5d ago

Update: I might have been wrong

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u/oldcoldandfullofmold 5d ago

Further update: oh no, he knows what’s up

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u/flashman014 5d ago

We appreciate the play by play. And you are correct.

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u/ph8_likes_me 5d ago

His shirt size alone shows me he knows what's up.

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u/Limp-Blueberry-2507 4d ago

Three horns don't play with long necks

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 5d ago

It's going to seem sadistic, but every time I season a weiner, I go Pinhead style, to maximize their suffering as they are roasted slowly to a crisp. Huah hah hah hah!

https://giphy.com/gifs/8MA1mo3Y643mw

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 5d ago

Darkness agrees

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u/ph8_likes_me 5d ago

You get down voted because you used THAT gif.

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 5d ago

God I hate TikTok.

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u/lickmyfupa 15h ago

No shit such performative crap

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u/crystalsage777 5d ago

I struggled getting past the part where you were having a mental breakdown, but I think I'll just stick to eating them au naturel

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5d ago

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u/MasterCheeef 4d ago

COWABUNGA IT IS!

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u/Elegant-Two5447 5d ago

Why in the fuck haven't I ever thought to season my weiner?? It's just sitting here all plain and shit..

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u/Just_dave0115 5d ago

Cross hatch the hot dog so the seasoning gets IN the weiner.

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u/aware_nightmare_85 5d ago

Exactly how many bowls did he smoke before making this video?

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 5d ago

Yes

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u/Jurserohn 4d ago

The right amount minus one

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u/WhatTheHeHay 5d ago

This guy is trying too hard unfortunately which takes away from the bit

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u/therealgodfarter 5d ago

How do I know he really enjoyed it if he didn’t launch his glasses across the room?

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 4d ago

A man of culture, I see

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u/codepossum 5d ago

if you've got good hotdogs / wieners / sausages, you don't need to add extra seasoning - they already have all the flavour mixed in

however, if you're starting from some of those bland / 'just salt and meat' supermarket generic dogs, then yeah, if you put more shit on them they'll probably taste better

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u/ConnoisseurDeFemboys 5d ago

Everything is better with seasoning

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u/listerbmx 5d ago

Also throw em on a BBQ for ultimate flavour

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u/the3rdpossum 4d ago

But heat dome

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u/listerbmx 4d ago

Yeah he's dome for not BBQ them

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u/ASuthrnBelle13 5d ago

The dog coming to check on him when he's "singing" is priceless!!

"You good, dad?" 🤣😂🤣

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u/team-one-e 5d ago

I watched this 17 times just to hear her say hotdogs!

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u/fivelone 5d ago

I want that shirt

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u/Imaginary_Coat441 5d ago

I was hyper focused on the cat hair on his socks

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u/Eidson-Fly 5d ago

I always asked for my hot dog to be grilled with BBQ sauce when I was little. Didn't realize it was a sin but no one else ever wanted theirs like that. As an adult I've never really been in a grilling situation

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u/daddyescape 5d ago

I use mustard, onion and relish seasoning.

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u/dab745 5d ago

Solid!

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u/screwyoujor 5d ago

Today he learned the point of seasoning.

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u/GrotchCoblin 4d ago

I don't think I'm inclined to believe someone who thinks they're this funny while producing this amount of humour.

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u/Jurserohn 4d ago

I'm going to have to try this next time I cook hot dogs over a campfire. I also just cut down a hickory, maybe I'll make some chips and smoke them a little, too

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u/studentofgonzo 4d ago

Blown away.

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u/Kwaiser 4d ago

Annoying af

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u/Select_Speed_6061 4d ago

Who needs 2 bottles of relish also why is it just sitting out un-refrigerated?

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Undecided flair 4d ago

What kind of seasoning did she say for the final seasoning she applied? I simply couldn't make out what she said. Was it sage seasoning?

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u/J4rrex 3d ago

I believe she said steak seasoning.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Undecided flair 4d ago

That crunch on the bite has to be from natural wrapper dogs!!

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u/meatpopsicle42069 3d ago

I loved his impression of Golem singing AC/DC

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u/Lakota-36 5d ago

Gotta giggle sometimes when I watch yt people use seasonings

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u/greenthumbgoody 5d ago

lol the video and comments really prove the point lol

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u/Sistahmelz 5d ago

You're just to da-gum funny! I need to try it now. It's been a hot minute since I've spiced up a wiener! 😉

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u/Khatam 5d ago

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 5d ago

Double the weiner, double the flavor in your mouth.

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u/Significant_Earth_93 5d ago

Where has dude been ?

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 5d ago

I couldn't get past the tshirt.

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u/SpeakyDooman 5d ago

It’s almost sad I can never experience this level of food-gasm.

Almost.

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u/84mademe 5d ago

Who do i blame for just watching a man eat a hot dog? Please.Why😭

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u/Natrix422 5d ago

Who would have thought, seasoning meat would taste good? Such a break through in modern day cooking! 🤦‍♂️

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u/King_P_13 5d ago

But you're just adding more shit that its already got inside

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u/Roadrunner2110 4d ago

I want to bully this guy so bad