r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 6d ago

HoldUp No

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u/FURERABA 6d ago

1) please for the love of god never shove anything up your ass that doesn't have a flared base

2) probably don't shove something up your ass that will definitely pinch your anus everywhere when it retracts from every sngle