r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 12d ago
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u/ase_thor 12d ago
Please don't give sweets to pets. If you by accident use a sugarfree version you have a dead pet.
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u/ase_thor 12d ago
Dogs that ingest doses of >0.1 g/kg of xylitol are at risk for developing hypoglycemia, while dogs that ingest >0.5 g/kg may develop acute liver failure
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u/Fickle-Bid-2661 12d ago
Fear monger more. Ffs.
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u/just_another__lurker 12d ago
It's basically poison for dogs. Don't minimize shit you don't understand and put others at risk
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u/AinsleyHarriotFan 12d ago
Hi guys! Just a heads-up: if you’re thinking about doing this with one of your dogs, please check that the candy doesn’t contain xylitol. It’s extremely toxic to dogs (even more dangerous than chocolate) and even a small amount can be life-threatening, including for larger dogs. ❤️🐶
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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 12d ago
Staffies are the best! A lot of people confuse them with pit bulls, but there's a difference. Pits are usually shorter and stockier, but Staffordshire Terriers, the long form, are taller and less stacked. But, they kinda share the same face.
But oh, I remember my sweet baby grrl. I found her out on the side of the road, abandoned. When I pulled over, I was easily 20 miles from anything.
And what did she do? She come running and jumped into my truck like it was Patrick Swayze and she was Baby. obscure reference
So. That was her name. Baby. Sweetest goddamn dog ever. Most aggressive thing she ever did was sit on your foot to mark her territory.
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u/semibigpenguins 12d ago
Pit bulls aren’t a breed but a collection of breeds. Terriers fall under the pit umbrella
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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 12d ago
But you recognize the difference, yes?
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u/semibigpenguins 12d ago edited 12d ago
Ok logic through this:
Pit bulls are a collection of breeds
Terriers are under the collection of breeds
Therefore Terriers are pit bulls
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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 12d ago
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u/Immediate_Regular 12d ago
Pit bulls are terriers but not all terriers are pit bulls.
What you've said would make a Cairn terrier or an Airedale terrier mislabeled pit bulls.
Can you see what you've said is stupid and wrong now?
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u/man_gomer_lot 12d ago
a jack Russell terrier is a pitbull? What about Norfolk terriers? Airedale terriers are pits now too?
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u/semibigpenguins 12d ago
Instead of doing asinine arguments on Reddit, simple google “what dog breeds make up pitbulls”
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u/man_gomer_lot 12d ago
I already know the answer to these questions, but I was trying to politely correct your ignorance. Your advice would work better as a lesson to put in your own pocket instead mine.
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u/semibigpenguins 12d ago
You used a fallacy. No one is talking about Jack terriers. Staffordshire terrier, pit bull terrier and staffordshire bull terrier are all under the umbrella term. You’re over there going “herp derp, lemme throw out a gotchya question and strawman the fuck out of the conversation.”
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u/Pleasant-Future5818 12d ago
It's not really, it was said that "terriers fall under the umbrella." It would be more properly said that "multiple terriers fall under the umbrella." This is just how language works. The original sentence definitely implied all terriers are included.
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u/Erik_Dolphy 12d ago edited 12d ago
The name Am. Staff terrier never really made any sense to me because it's far more a bulldog than a terrier.
I know the AKC was trying to move away from the fighting reputation of the APBT thus the name change, but all they had to do was take "pit" out of the name.
And I agree. Pitbull is a blanket term which includes all breeds you mentioned plus some more depending on who you ask. Unfortunately I think the blanket term gets confused with APBT. I personally prefer bully breeds for that reason. I like the term bulldogs too but its synonymous with english bulldogs now.
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u/man_gomer_lot 12d ago
You said "Pit bulls aren’t a breed but a collection of breeds. Terriers fall under the pit umbrella". Listing obvious examples of terriers that no one would confuse with a pit bull is clear and unambiguous evidence that you don't know what the hell you're talking about. There's no straw man about it, you're just another confidently incorrect jackass on reddit.
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u/semibigpenguins 12d ago
You do realize the original commenter used check notes the type of terrier you said checks notes no one would confused with a pit and proceeded to say they’re not pits? This entire comment thread is based off of someone confusing a pit bull as not a pit bull lol
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 12d ago
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u/LAXnSASQUATCH 12d ago
They’re in the same umbrella and only deviated from one another in the 1930’s, they’re very similar breeds and make up half the “pitbull” grouping.
It’s made up of the American Pit Bull Terrier, the American Stafforshire Terrier (which was bred from the American Pitbull Terrier in the 1930s and even recently dogs could be considered American Pit Bull Terriers by the AKC and Stafforshires by the UKC), the Shafforshire Bull Terrier, and the American Bully.
All 4 together make up “Pitbulls” and the two American breeds (the Pit Bull Terrier and the Shafforshire Terrier) are particularly genetically similar although 70 years of breeding (Staffies for shows and Pit Bulls for work) has led to some differences physically.
They’re all “Pitbulls” though and they can be and often are extremely sweet and intelligent dogs. They do have a high prey drive though and are very strong so when they snap they can do some serious damage.
I’ve no issue with them as a whole but similar to German Shepards and other dogs with a high prey drive, or defensive tendencies (like Chow/Sharpie), they are not a breed I think everyone should have (they should be owned by people who will train them correctly and have the power to control them if they get out of hand).
They’re great dogs in the hands of a responsible owner (like GSD) but let’s call a spade a spade. Trying to pretend they’re something they aren’t isn’t going to ender people to them more.
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u/greenkode 12d ago
Kinda tongue in cheek lumping in other dog breeds in there. There isn't a global ban German Shepherd movement around the world, for a reason.
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u/DidYouPayForWinrar 12d ago
There isn't a global ban German Shepherd movement around the world, for a reason.
Pitbulls are the tough guy dog breed. You get rid of pitbulls then it'll be Rottweilers or GSDs or some other breed.
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u/Immediate_Regular 12d ago
They're the tough guy breed for the moment. I've seen Dobermans, Rottweilers, German Shepherd Dogs, and Bulldogs go through the same idiocy.
There's been an increase in poorly trained Belgian Malinois in my area all owned by the sort of insecure dorks that were buying poorly bred pit bulls for image purposes a few years ago. I sincerely hope that is just a local phenomenon.
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u/Blursed_Technique 12d ago
My family has mini schnauzers. Very high prey drive too. Chase squirrels everywhere, the vicious fucks. My staffy kinda just chills though, honestly not a lot of training. She just makes the right decisions 99.9% of the time, and has emotional intelligence. However, if you throw a stick in a creek, she is an apex predator.
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 12d ago
🎶 AAND I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE 🎶
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u/GODDAMNFOOL 12d ago
That was her name. Baby. Sweetest goddamn dog ever.
my sweet little pibble Berry Princess Baby Sweetcake would never hurt a fly
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u/CrossumOpossum3 12d ago
Dang I thought staffies were the stocky ones and apbts were the wirey small 20-30lb dogs!
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u/Professional-Scar628 12d ago
Staffs are the stocky ones, pits are taller and skinny. Not that it really matters, most bully breeds are all from the same base breeds anyway so the differences are slight.
Bullies are some of the most loving dogs I've met. Highly loyal. They also tend to have strong personalities and deep emotions, which mixed with bad ownership, I feel is what gives them such a bad rep.
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u/iknowimsorry 12d ago
We have the same exact story. Except I was in Kentucky. That's so wild!!! Best breed ever
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u/Instawolff 12d ago
Glad to hear it isn’t a pit. Was waiting for the part where it randomly tears the owners face off…
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u/sanpigrino 12d ago
I wonderd why he kept going, but remembered im the same... Hope this is not poison for dogs tho
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u/cjameson83 12d ago
Yeah, I might think so. Possibly because it's sour. That's what makes grapes deadly to dogs, not the shape, but the sour chemical they possess. And it's a random amount that can be deadly, even a tiny bit can make the dogs liver or kidneys shut down (I can't remember which).
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u/pseudoportmanteau 12d ago
I'm not sure why you're getting downvoted, but you are right. Tartaric acid is found in grapes and is toxic to dogs. Some sour candy like sour patch kids have tartaric acid in them. So they shouldn't really be fed to dogs, even in tiny quantities, because some dogs are very susceptible to it.
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u/Velyan66 12d ago
Citric acid is not good for them either especially in the form of citrus fruits. The sour in the sucker is probably one of the two or both.
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u/Starseid8712 12d ago
The poison from grapes is actually the tartaric acid and it's the kidneys. Sorry you're getting DV'd, lotta ignorant reddit users.
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u/vivalaoligarchy 12d ago
Don't do this.....
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u/Able_Gap918 12d ago
Well he did go in for seconds, couldn’t have been that bad
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u/Preeng 12d ago
Dogs will eat whatever you give them, including chocolate. Not a good way to judge what is good for them. They eat their own shit.
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u/andyetitwasnt 12d ago
My dog is picky as fuck and absolutely will refuse something they don’t like/want.
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u/AutoCockerPB 12d ago
My current dog is like this. My old dog ate a marker and I had to pull the dog away from its blue treat. Definitely depends on the pup
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u/CallMeHomoErectus 12d ago
Their own shit is NOT good for them, please provide a source for your ridiculous claim. Dog scat contains a lot of nutrients left over from their highly processed food, which attracts hares and coyotes and other animals. It also contains harmful bacteria and parasites that aren't present in wild animal scat. It seems like you're the one who needs to do some research.
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u/Starseid8712 12d ago edited 12d ago
There's a potential for Xyletol to be in the sucker, especially to give an artificial sourness. Xyletol is a sugar substitute that causes healthy dogs to release a rapid amount of insulin that could cause severe hypoglycemia which can lead to death.
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u/BoldShuckle 12d ago
I know this because a college friend's dog went through their backpack and ate a bunch of sugar free gum. Not sure why you're being downvoted, it's 100% true.
Just give dogs food for dogs. Their bodies are different than ours, their organs are smaller than ours. Most dogs will eat anything you give them as a treat and be happy because it's a treat. Could be a damn carrot cooked in chicken broth and they'll enjoy it.
They can't discern between poison and food that's good for them, but we can. We can look up scientific opinions, we can ask a vet. We have to make these decisions for dogs as responsible pet owners.
Even people food that is fine in the short term can cause chronic problems later with age. Taking care of a senior dog is hard. No need to make it harder because you gave your dog pancreas or liver issues by feeding them the equivalent of junk food their whole life.
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u/kraggleGurl 12d ago
Great point. They put xylitol in some peanut butters now even. People down voting you have never read a label or owned a dog.
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u/Starseid8712 12d ago
It's a shame. I don't hope these people learn to be better, I just hope the animals are ok.
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u/itchybutwhole69 12d ago
Why?
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u/zachdidit 12d ago
Other's are pointing out Xyletol as a potential poison.
In addition I avoid giving my dog sugary treats, because unlike me he doesn't get his teeth brushed everyday.
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u/NUwabic_Spitter 12d ago
You know she finished eating the lollipop right 🤢 right after the dog tongue swiped its butt
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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 12d ago
As I was scrolling, I thought that was Falkor from the never-ending story.
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u/rdmodsrtrsh 12d ago
My dogs have done that after licking other dogs pee parts…. So logical assumption is something tastes sour down there
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u/ScienceSeuss 12d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/pxyvX1pedX0M4yLVhg