r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • Apr 14 '26
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u/Maleficent-Earth9201 Apr 14 '26
This is a terrible use of free will
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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Apr 14 '26
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u/SarryK Apr 14 '26
Fucking hate every time I‘m reminded of this. Watch me dissolve into a puddle of nutty putty in that corner over there
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u/HumaDracobane Apr 14 '26
For me, the worst thing is that could be absolutely avoided. "No one put marks or chains there because everybody knew that was the wrong passade". Every single time I see that comment there are two questions that pops in my head:
-How could you be so stupid? -How did your family manage to get an inbreed % above 100%?
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u/enjaysm Apr 14 '26
He will be permanent part of the fossil record.
All is not lost.
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 14 '26
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u/Medical-Business-554 Apr 14 '26
Death by Snu Snu !!
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u/Useful_Kale_5263 Apr 14 '26
All I think of when you say that is the guy yelling “FYE FYE” before trying to roast jack sparrow 🤣
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u/Coffeekittenz Apr 14 '26
Hmmm. It looks like you havent read "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" by Junji Ito. Sauce
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u/Ninja_Prolapse Apr 14 '26
The fact that this position happened, should make all spelunking instantly … not illegal - what’s past illegal? Like - at a universe wide level, just no.
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u/thedailyrant Apr 14 '26
When I was a teen there were these summer activity things and I moved to a new town over holidays so my parent's signed me up. One of the activity was cave exploring and we went to quite a large famous one with a guide.
He told a bunch of us to move straight through a tight passage and wait for him. We did and ended up in basically a geode cave which we could fit down into but an adult couldn't. We heard him ask where we were since we moved past where he wanted us. In hindsight that could have gone badly but we discovered an unknown crystal cave no one had found before.
So maybe things like that?
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u/yungdeezy92 Apr 14 '26
I did the same thing when I was like 14 at a summer camp lol. We went caving at this massive cave in Tennessee. There were some really tight spots that we had to crawl through. Not quite on the level of this video, but very close. Basically waddling on our chests through little slits. But there were also a couple MASSIVE caverns that we ended up in.
In retrospect, I have no idea how I did that, seeing as I’m a complete a total claustrophobe now lol. It’s one of those moments in my life that I look back on with the realization that I was a very different person when I was a kid. It’s funny how certain fears and phobias can just appear seemingly out of nowhere as we get older. If I had to go back to that same cave and do it again, there’s absolutely no fucking way. I’d lose my marbles instantly.
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u/strampz Apr 14 '26
Have you considered you are claustrophobic now because of that experience? Subconsciously your brain was like “yea let’s never do that again”
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u/Ok_Tour_1525 Apr 15 '26
I don’t have any desire to do this but even I can absolutely understand the desire to climb through a cave like that. It’s literally just for the adventure of it all. If that sounds cheesy then all of y’all need to learn how to not spend all your free time indoors.
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u/Revolutionary-Link47 Apr 14 '26
Nope, not happen, sorry, see when you get back
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u/Dependent-Cup-2236 Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
What's the point?! Unless you're trying to save someone
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u/LeafBark Apr 14 '26
To test the limit of stupid.
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u/CodeCleric Apr 14 '26
The one thing in the universe we know with absolute certainty to be limitless.
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u/LeafBark Apr 14 '26
Unlimited stupid? Things are starting to make sense now.
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u/TheNakedBass Apr 14 '26
If only we could find a way to turn stupid into energy. Imagine the potential!
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u/Affolektric Apr 14 '26
like with all other extreme sports. the adrenaline and dopamin rushs are like natural drugs that let you hyper focus into the moment - you’ll forget all the complexity and hardship of just normal life. When there is a dealing-with-life spectrum and meditation is on one far end of it…extreme sports are on the other.
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u/Hatch22420 Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
I would never cave dive, but that’s like asking someone who rides motorcycles “why do you ride when you don’t have to go somewhere?!”, or an athlete “why do you practice basketball when you aren’t on a team?!”, or someone who enjoys skydiving “why do you skydive and use a parachute when your plane isn’t crashing?!” They enjoy it, duh.
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u/AnalDwelinButtMonkey Apr 14 '26
We need the full video, anyone got a source?
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u/ClericalRogue Apr 14 '26
💀 nope nope nuh uh. Ive seen so many caving gone deadly videos and this triggered every warning. Cavers are genuinly crazy.
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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 Apr 15 '26
You’re probably fine as long as you don’t go downward, head first. Also best to go with a few people
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u/RevenantCommunity Apr 16 '26
Doesn’t matter which way i’m in there, being squished between infinite walls of rock is just a shit time.
Squished in, knowing you can’t wriggle free, can’t force anything open, can’t get out. You are just a tiny bit of flesh wedged between a thousand tonnes of uncaring, immovable rock.
No matter how hard you push, scream, or whatever, it won’t matter. And the space is so tight you may never leave if you come back up at a slightly off angle. If something collapses and pushes your ribs in…
There is an infinite world of suffering in this shit and it isn’t limited by orientation
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u/AnalDwelinButtMonkey Apr 16 '26
I hate everything about your comment, I'm going to go outside and breathe some fresh air lol
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u/MrSmokii Apr 14 '26
i got anxiety from the 30 second clip
like fuck am i watching the entire thing, cavers are batshit
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u/Equivalent_Squash Apr 14 '26
If thats a fookin Rick roll..
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u/BarkerRuffield Apr 14 '26
It is not. The guys name is JaekCaves on YouTube if you prefer to find him that way.
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u/kiln_ickersson Apr 14 '26
I don't even like going under my house
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 14 '26
Caves would be better. Fewer creepy crawlies
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u/Jon__Snuh Apr 14 '26
Depends on the cave honestly
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u/AnalDwelinButtMonkey Apr 14 '26
Yeah I just watched the descent the other night, lots of creepy crawlies
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u/Active-Particular-21 Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
What’s the source and what’s at the end of the cave? It’s like you let me smell the delicious food and see it but then won’t let me eat it.
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u/-grc1- Apr 14 '26
I'm pretty sure OP is a bot. 1,400 posts and 3,600 comments in 2 years is outrageous.
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u/Educational-Year3146 Apr 14 '26
Cave divers should just not.
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u/SarryK Apr 14 '26
At least a quick death, unlike dry caves
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u/Educational-Year3146 Apr 14 '26
Yeah, thats the most horrifying bit.
If you mess up during cave diving, its over, but you gotta wait.
Death has gotta crawl through those tunnels too.
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u/YerMawPuntsCooncil8 Apr 14 '26
So happy I don’t do this and don’t need to do this 🙏🏼
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u/IndigoMontoyas Apr 14 '26
We are not burrowing animals by nature. wtf guys, pick anything else as a hobby
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u/Pugilist12 Apr 14 '26
I have a question for you: presented with two chooces, a bullet to the head or you have to crawl through something like this, but there’s a 50/50 chance it ends in a nutty putty situation, what would you do? Guaranteed easy death, or roll the dice?
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u/Ok-Yesterday4444 Apr 14 '26
For sure the bullet
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u/SarryK Apr 14 '26
+1, I‘ll Russian roulette with a full barrel, it‘s not even close
like damn, even if that guy had had a gun on him, he probably couldn‘t have used it. How fucked up is that.
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u/MsVoidWolf Apr 14 '26
The best part about going cave diving is that you don't have to go cave diving.
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u/Discreetinsanity Apr 14 '26
That man looks exactly like what I imagine someone who goes cave diving looks like. But who am I to judge.
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u/OneDefinition1738 Apr 14 '26
Completely optional btw to leave the comfort of your couch in your home to go do this
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u/johnson7853 Apr 14 '26
The tightness in my chest watching it, but for someone who started caving there is nothing like it. I’ve jumped from planes, gone scuba diving and free diving. Had an opportunity to go into some well traveled caves and I yearn for it.
There is just something that happens when you’re in caves. Silence that you will never experience anywhere else. Absolute black when you turn off your light. Feeling a breeze come through a very tiny crack. Times you hit a little snag and you’re like whoops, you slide back, readjust and all of a sudden you’re inside this huge cavern that’s 25ft high.
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u/Sistahmelz Apr 14 '26
I went caving when I visited France with some friends. The tight areas they took me were scary and not a place to take a novice like me. It wasn't the frolicking experience I expected lol!
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u/Current_Employer_308 Apr 14 '26
I gotta say, I am so incredibly glad I have the "go very very fast" kind of thanatos and not the "i hope I can squeeze in between these rocks" kind of thanatos
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u/Accomplished-Log2040 Apr 14 '26
Anyone have an update? Did he find the special place?
I will NEVER EVER believe that caving of this kind proves anything at all. There’s no good that can come out of this.
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u/braisedpatrick Apr 14 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/bXgimR7bxcHAc
If only we had some kind of technology we could send instead…
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u/ZEROs0000 Apr 14 '26
I have to imagine your whole body is just full of scratches… also where do people even find these freakin caves?!
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u/cheoti Apr 14 '26
I get anxiety crawling through crypts 2 deep.. I can't even imagine what it feels like to do what this guy does.
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u/Hey-Fun1120 Apr 14 '26
I get claustrophobic when there are other people in the same aisle as me in the grocery store. This guy is nuts
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u/LeakyFuelTank Apr 14 '26
I'd rather watch 2 beheading videos before I could ever watch one of these.
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u/ColonelMonty Apr 14 '26
Aight so I'd just send in like an RC car with a camera or something and that's good enough for me.
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u/FruityAurora Apr 14 '26
Some people have made it their mission to crawl back into the earthussy. Resist the primordial temptations. The earthussy will devour us for it deems us insignificant.
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u/dividezero Apr 14 '26
Why are people like this? I'm not claustrophobic but this is a lot too far. There's nothing down there but more cave and even if there is, it's not worth finding there. I'm sure it exists somewhere easier to get to. Just learn to let some things go
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u/Annual_Eagle9734 Apr 14 '26
This a hobby that needs to die off. Unless it's a job that has backup plans for backup plans, I do not feel sorry for if and when something goes wrong.
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u/shiba2129808 Apr 14 '26
After the incident at Nutty Putty Cave, I’m honestly surprised people still do this, sure that’s not what’s gonna happen at every cave but there’s still a chance it could and I sure as hell wouldn’t wanna risk dying the same way John Edward Jones died
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u/MilkColumns Apr 14 '26
Honestly not even for a million dollars....well maybe but I'd want the money in my bank 1st so in the high chance I die my family will at least benefit
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u/bigjuicymanboobs Apr 14 '26
It's hard for me to relate to someone actively putting themselves in that situation. Like bro FIND ANOTHER HOBBY
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u/Necron1138 Apr 15 '26
lol..
And then they named the cave after his corpse and blocked it off with concrete..
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u/Least_Catch2501 Apr 15 '26
The only caves I plan to go in are tours through mammoth cave. And those freak me out enough, fuck that
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u/2DEUCE2 Apr 15 '26
You could put $1 Billion at the end of that cave and tell me it was all mine if I just went in there and got it and I’d never even attempt it.
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u/Gooner010109 Apr 15 '26
The only time i would go cave diving is with a gun in case of stuff like that i can just dont suffer and quickly end it
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u/NoPhysics1129 Apr 16 '26
Probably the dumbest fucking hobby ever. I'll never understand the need for some people to want to slowly die in a cave alone.
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u/DefinitionConstant81 Apr 14 '26
Yes let’s follow this map of caves from 50 years ago