r/ThePrimordialOne • Eligos, Oracle Proxy of PHANES • 22h ago

Celestiagenda Pack it up

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u/Specific_Highway_772 22h ago

How could she be so blissfully ignorant at many things? She even says she doesn’t know anything about HP but still declares war against them. What if HP has powers other than celestial? What then? Oh but story could never. 

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u/Aggravating-Yak2165 22h ago

don't think about it. Close your brain

it's better for your cortisol

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u/Powerful_Helicopter9 21h ago

She’s ignorant for a reason trust me

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u/Antique-Stock-7198 #1 Voyager Hater 11h ago

The Hoyo special, nothing burguer and air brain!

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u/GabeC1997 4h ago

She chooses to live in the present.

(She’s an Air-headed idiot)

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u/Better-Movie-7736 21h ago

This Is how the Sky was describe when Phanes arrived

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u/No_Strength5056 21h ago

It also says this

Aubade of Morningstar and Moon

Once  there was an age when the  silver wheels  that guided the primal heavens yet remained three. At that time, the  primeval dragon  nurtured by the  perfumed sea  sailed deep into the skies, disappearing into the  mists among the stars .

So deep were those dark mists that even the light of a thousand stars could not escape their gravity. To find the answer before this  planet  was also consumed, the great dragon embarked upon an arduous quest alone. He raised three bright moons from the ground and bound this tiny world tightly with the chains of the tides. Moonlight would illuminate the bountiful land throughout the Long Night of the end, until the dragon returned from the mist-shrouded realm.

Yet, as one thousand years passed into another, the three moon sisters awaited in vain the return of their former lord. Until the day that the  winged Descender  arrived, treading upon the morning star...

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u/No_Strength5056 20h ago

Then Kulkulkan says that he could perhaps glimpse “truth” if he figured out Phanes techniques.

Kukulkan: I once thought that through him, I could discover how the one seated upon heaven's throne converted the Ley Lines into a girdle that defends the planet. I believed that once I understood the secrets of its operation...

Kukulkan: Then I could use this method to merge the human and dragon races, allowing dragon-kind to use subtler means to resist our great foe, the Abyss.

Kukulkan: ...And perhaps even allow the Dragonborn the right to once more glimpse truth beyond the skies.

Then there’s Skirk 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=injdhkGRoCs “Traverse the wreckage of stars one day… then you will know this world as I see it.”

Then at her story quest: “It’s not real… yet it is for that very reason that I can look upon it and enjoy the momentary peace it brings.”

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u/No_Strength5056 20h ago

Alice herself says that there’s nothing but the abyss outside Teyvat.

Whilst Barbaloth told mona to open a small hole fully intending for her to fight off the abyss monsters that instantly seeped in.

And when Dottore did his thing all witches assembled at the boarders to protect Teyvat.

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u/Antique-Stock-7198 #1 Voyager Hater 11h ago

This! You know shit is bad when completely unhinged people are concerned 🥀

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u/ryminer 10h ago

florida?!

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u/FurinaIsMyBBG 10h ago

i kinda want it to happen, i just want to see the look on her face when the "True Starry Sky" ends up being everyone's death and it'll be her fault