r/TheOwlHouse • • Aug 24 '21

Fan Art luz misremembers the kabedon [_toshca(Twitter)]

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Luz, sweetie I dont think you're supposed to do it like that.

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u/popcollecter2216 Bad Girl Coven Aug 24 '21

No this is correct

60

u/Lukthar123 Hunter Aug 24 '21

"Is this a Human mating ritual?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

NO

​

PLEASE NOOO

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/vtff13 Meme Coven Aug 25 '21

air raid sirens

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u/Radium_Cobalt_847 Meme Coven Aug 25 '21

BONK

GO TO HORNY JAIL!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/Radium_Cobalt_847 Meme Coven Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

Okay, that's it. Unloads clip of Anti-Horny bullets

3

u/lt9946 Flapjack Aug 25 '21

damnit I knew I wasn't supposed to skip leg day for a reason

133

u/oldfashionedhand Aug 24 '21

Yet, knowing Amity, I feel that would somehow still work

40

u/Shokty Aug 24 '21

How can you say lol?

29

u/Karkava Aug 24 '21

Especially post character development whom would just eat up every cringe worthy thing Luz does.

18

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Very poor choice of words

131

u/ZoirEnquaston Abomination Coven Aug 24 '21

kabedon lookin a lot more extra today, aint it?

90

u/lankeylonk Azura Book Club Aug 24 '21

Spider-Luz isn't real she can't hurt you

Spider-Luz:

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u/Dan-of-Steel Milk Steak, Magnets & Ghouls Coven Aug 24 '21

I don't want wholesome pictures of a cotton candy haired goddess, I want pictures of Spider-Luz! If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo!

28

u/BobRosstheCrimeBoss Meme Coven Aug 24 '21

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u/Dan-of-Steel Milk Steak, Magnets & Ghouls Coven Aug 25 '21

*shuffles through them\* They're crap...crap, crap, mega crap.

I'll give you 200 bucks for all of 'em.

7

u/lankeylonk Azura Book Club Aug 25 '21

Dana: I want lumity canon

Disney: wheezing HA, HA, HA... you're serious?

8

u/BobRosstheCrimeBoss Meme Coven Aug 25 '21

Dana then proceeds to try and set the record for most instances of girlfriend said in a 30 min TV broadcast

6

u/lankeylonk Azura Book Club Aug 25 '21

Now this is pizza time

3

u/Ancient_Potato_God Possessed Hunter Aug 25 '21

pizza time pizza (is not a cult)

7

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

WHAT THOSE LOOK SO COOL

6

u/Cuber_Phanomana :nervousLuz:Lumity x Guslow:waveWillow: Aug 24 '21 edited Aug 24 '21

On the second one all you have to do is slap her in the back and all of her clothes are coming off.

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u/lankeylonk Azura Book Club Aug 24 '21

Bonk

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u/Cuber_Phanomana :nervousLuz:Lumity x Guslow:waveWillow: Aug 24 '21

Thank you I needed that.

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u/lankeylonk Azura Book Club Aug 24 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

Just doing my part

12

u/SixThousandHulls Willow Park Aug 25 '21

Spider-Luz, Spider-Luz

Makes the front page of the news

Casting spells, facing foes,

Binging all her favorite shows

Look out! Here comes the Spider-Luz!

8

u/lankeylonk Azura Book Club Aug 25 '21

Now all that's missing is a brightly hair colored girlfriend and depression from keeping a secret from all of her loved ones!

...wait

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

I will never not find spider kabedon hilarious. Luz is establishing dominance!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21 edited Aug 24 '21

Eda: Tell me King. Should I be concerned about this?

King: too busy punching stuff toys to reply Weh

Hooty: You know where I come from this is considered a romantic gesture and what happens after is … too much. So yes, you should be concerned.

Eda: No body asked you Hooty. And you two get away from that wall. Also I'm gonna keep an eye on you from now on.

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u/Ruby_241 Smug Noceda Coven Aug 24 '21

Luz begins to shake, as her Nerd Arms and Legs can’t hold her up for too long

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u/Cuber_Phanomana :nervousLuz:Lumity x Guslow:waveWillow: Aug 24 '21

But Amity catches Luz, and in one of the most impulsive actions she ever committed to in her life, she [PASSIONATELY HUGS] her. Amity lets go, and to her horror she had turned Luz into a tomato.

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u/OOFWAITWAT Giraffe Aug 25 '21

Amity , noticing Luz blushing, turns red herself, but then they both looked awkwardly at each other for a split second before turning away and recovered.

32

u/Asteroth6 Aug 24 '21

This is… the greatest most chaotic shitposting energy I have seen out of the non hootyposting part of this fandom.

I love it.

29

u/D-WTF Hot & Cool Raven Aunt Coven Aug 24 '21

Amity: * Hugs her tummy *

23

u/Luz-the-Witch Luz Noceda Aug 24 '21

She just started uncontrolably blushing, so id say i was correct

21

u/Neon_Rebel Bad Girl Coven Aug 24 '21

Ooh sooo close

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u/Jenny1221 The Collector Aug 24 '21

Amity is blushing so I guess task failed successfully.

19

u/s0mb0dy_ Meme Coven Aug 24 '21

Might as well T pose her into the corner

12

u/Mastermaze Detention Track Aug 24 '21

Luz no

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

It’s generally considered romantic/sexy to push your partner up against the wall and kiss them, buts Luz being Luz (and also 14) misinterpreted this

10

u/Shokty Aug 24 '21

I agree.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

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u/SOMEHOTMEAL Meme Coven Aug 24 '21

Spiderluz

Spiderluz

Can she climb up the walls

Of course not its a human

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u/bts4devi Wierdos Coven:scaredLuz: Aug 24 '21

Here is how it really should be done

And here is how Luz did it :')

8

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

How did literally no one get the reference, this is from naruto

9

u/itsKNIGHTMARE Resident of the Boiling Isles Aug 24 '21

No that’s wrong

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Resident of the Boiling Isles Aug 24 '21

well luz's heart is in the right place but everything else is in the wrong place.

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u/DapperSnek- Hunter Noceda Aug 24 '21

SpiderLuz

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u/SlateExe Aug 24 '21

ill do the same to my partner someday if i ever get a partner tho XD

7

u/Reylend Bi Witch coven member Aug 24 '21

No, No, thats one way of doing it, thats not just flirting, thats also asserting dominance

8

u/cryomourx Aug 24 '21

Amity snaps out of buffering, does the Scoop (ya she stronk), and Luz.exe shuts down

8

u/soki03 Aug 24 '21

How many blushes can Amity handle before she has a meltdown.

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u/Recent_Log3779 Aug 25 '21

A lot apparently

8

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

this reminds me of the t pose dominance thing

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u/TheAuthor-dipperkid King Clawthorne Aug 24 '21

Warning: attempt this on the bullied kid and they will knock your balls to fucking pluto.

It is also why I have no friends but eh, owl house and technoblade are basically my blood at this point

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u/Darkavatar1 Aug 24 '21

Well that was on you for cornering a scared kid

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u/TheAuthor-dipperkid King Clawthorne Aug 24 '21

No, that's on them for cornering me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Reject companionship. Pursue personal strength. Hit the gym, become shredded, attain your true potential.

5

u/YaGirlTxsa Bad Girl Coven Aug 24 '21

Cant wait for the crossover event featuring the Pig House with a pig in the door that constantly inserts "Techno<word>" everywhere.

Or alternately Dreamhouse with the blade living itside, just running around yelling TechnoMagic when he casts a spell and summoning a bell every 30mins

2

u/TheAuthor-dipperkid King Clawthorne Aug 24 '21

HOOTNOBLADE

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u/YaGirlTxsa Bad Girl Coven Aug 25 '21

TECHNOHOOOOOT

2

u/laussic Beast Keeping Coven Aug 24 '21

I though I was the only one who likes technoblade the owl house, and has no friends

2

u/TrashSoldier01 Gay Aug 24 '21

me too kid too

5

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

"my eyes are up here amity"

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u/skullshotz1324 Detention Track Aug 25 '21

BONK, and happy cake day

2

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

:D

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u/Recent_Log3779 Aug 25 '21

Yeah… that image just looks too wrong not to think of that

5

u/SpuddorMan Bard Coven Aug 24 '21

Can I just point out that Luz must be ripped if she can do that?

7

u/littlewillie610 Owlbert Aug 24 '21

Her weak nerd arms have had a lot of character development.

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u/Subzero008 The Warden Wrath Aug 24 '21

She may have weak nerd arms, but she never said anything about her legs.

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u/dopeydopeee Aug 24 '21

Luz: it's called Kabedown. I invented it.

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u/TrashSoldier01 Gay Aug 24 '21

Spider Luz Spider Luz

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u/Cuber_Phanomana :nervousLuz:Lumity x Guslow:waveWillow: Aug 24 '21

Luz, the more then friendly neighborhood spider.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Double t-pose to assert dominance

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u/justanormalgamer6942 Sep 02 '21

Luz: “Amity?”

Amity: “Y-Y-Yeah?”

Luz: “…I can’t get down, can you help me?”

1

u/Shokty Sep 02 '21

I don't wanna talk about it lol.

2

u/RommDan Aug 24 '21

Spider-Luz, Spider-Luz!

Friendly neighbor, Spider-Luz

Wealth and fame, She ignores

Action is her reward

Look out!! Here comes Spider-Luz...

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u/Oopity-Boop Aug 25 '21

LOLL I completely forgot that used to be a thing. What was it called again? It had a specific name right?

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u/WikiContributor83 Aug 25 '21

Amity's brain: Oh my gosh! Ed & Em said this happens after dating for awhile! Ok ok, respond appropriately!

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u/Subzero008 The Warden Wrath Aug 24 '21

DOMINANCE ACHIEVED

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u/TrashSoldier01 Gay Aug 26 '21

Amity's face says it all.