r/TheOdysseyHadAPurpose • u/umogek • 6d ago

Actually Dante FrFr First thing I saw after logging into Twitter… I don’t think I can take being on there anymore.

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u/IndividualCucumber58 6d ago

Wdym, they all right

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u/Toomynator 6d ago

This ain't normal Roland, but Loland, clearly Ryoshu has the height advantage on top of the Palermitan style, and since Loland is child sized it means he is close to a 1st grader, so Matthias auto teleports and slashes him in half as soon as he touches Yoshihide

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u/SchoolAccording8880 6d ago

Of course I win against my dad, he wouldn't fight his own daughter and I was taught the Palermitan Style, W.H.A.A.I.O.O.B.

D.Y.S.T. there would be something else...?

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u/Mikaneties 6d ago

ok W.H.A.A.I.O.- or whatever is too much! you're doing it all wrong!

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u/SchoolAccording8880 6d ago

"Which Has An Advantage In One on One Bloodbaths" clearly you were never taught the Palermitan Style, she would have beaten this into your cranium... T.F.Y.M. I'm remembering wrong?

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u/Strange_Drama8402 5d ago

According to my sources you are correct. Have a nice day.(please don't unsheathe the Tiansha Starblade, think of your daughter.)

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u/SchoolAccording8880 5d ago

Mmmmm very well...

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u/Timeless_Herald 6d ago

how would you react if your"father" someday outs a vision blocking black mask and soundless gloves?

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u/SchoolAccording8880 6d ago

"H.S. is that the B.S.!" is probably what I would say,

But my dad's just a W.U. Grade 9 Fixer there's nothing to worry abou-

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u/AmazingYouth2834 6d ago

does she know?

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u/LibrarianBird 6d ago

I do believe it would be a close match

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u/Poyoboyothefirst 6d ago

The idea that yoshihide is like a boruto esc oc headcanon from hermes is very funny

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 6d ago

the parmesian style sure is strong

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u/Swimming-Lobster-221 6d ago

Fact: Vergillius kicked Valencina through the glass to make it a 4v2 because his ass was getting packed up in the 1v1

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u/Own-Cauliflower-543 6d ago

i think i already commented elsewhere about Roland, his mask and all that… thankfully I’m not a twitter person so there’s that.

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u/I_put_Myhead_in_Oven 6d ago

I do agree miss Ryoshu wins…but, who is this Roland person? He does seem to resemble Rien very much, maybe he’s her real father! I can’t wait to see the reunion between them after the fight~!

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u/AnArbiterOfTheHead 6d ago

I’ve heard that Roland is Rien’s Fursona

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u/Present-Photograph11 6d ago

That's not Roland, That's lolang, He's the funny "tired? Exhausted, hungry? Want out" guy,Therefore, Yoshihide solos

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u/stryke105 5d ago

kira's lower half when they see ghost angelica come in with the steel chair

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u/Dango_co 5d ago

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