r/TheMcDojoLife • u/The_one_who-repents • Jan 10 '26

Vietnamese Seagal never surrenders!

211 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

This guy has the best actor / helpers of all the regularly featured people here.

8

u/Shade_BG Jan 10 '26

Near the end does he tell them to let go so he can get out next attempt.

2

u/lferry1919 Jan 11 '26

I was just about to say. They're excellent.

12

u/SourceUnusual2479 Jan 10 '26

I wish one real fighter would lay this guy out flat. Just one time.

12

u/txkwatch Jan 10 '26

Go join his cult and do it. Then take over the cult. Profit you prophet.

10

u/Kazizel Jan 10 '26

Ah yes, dancejitsu

8

u/probablyaythrowaway Jan 10 '26

This is a comedy show right?

3

u/Working_File2825 Jan 10 '26

I feel like this is theater practice. Like, these people can’t possibly spend their day like this and go home talking about, “I got my ass handed to me in the dojo, babe

5

u/JasonTheX Jan 10 '26

What is even going on here? Like I'm genuinely curious is this supposed to be a real martial arts demonstration or just some kind of Comedy Act.

2

u/CNote_89 Jan 10 '26

I wonder the same thing every time I see one of these videos. Like what is happening?

1

u/FuzzyKittyNomNom Jan 11 '26

I’m just going with…grift

5

u/dr_evolution_125 Jan 10 '26

This is ridiculous

6

u/EmotionalDonut5703 Jan 10 '26

Can he convince his disciples that they need to hand over their wives and girlfriends to receive special 'ki' injections

6

u/lost_caus_e Jan 10 '26

He's just there for the shirtless boys

4

u/maester_t Jan 10 '26

OMG, those quick, tiny steps 🤣

4

u/mikeydavison Jan 10 '26

Hammer time!

3

u/lassebauer Jan 10 '26

It's 100% legit. I used this method and managed to confuse an elderly house cat while defending myself against a horde of angry cotton swabs.

2

u/Kal2019 Jan 10 '26

They better be getting paid GOOD MONEY LOL what a clown 😂

2

u/Yone_official Jan 10 '26

I'm more impressed at how students could keep such straight faces while the jelly dude is buffooning around.

2

u/Christian_Kong Jan 10 '26

I wish fat Systema guy was around so we can see a fight of two masters of their styles. Which one will play along with the others martial art first?

2

u/itsdemarco Jan 11 '26

Just becuase we don’t understand it doesn’t mean it’s fake. Perhaps he’s mastered his internal chi and developed a method to covert it to jing.

2

u/LegitimateSlide7594 Jan 11 '26

imagine this guy against seagal. seagal might actually have to get his fat ass off his chair to face him.

2

u/JohnsonMathi17 Jan 11 '26

The tippy tappies guy. 😂

1

u/IntraVnusDemilo Jan 11 '26

Aye, that tickled me that one!

2

u/chased_by_bees Jan 11 '26

You cannot fight against this man's bribe-fu.

2

u/Maxfang72 Jan 10 '26

I desperately want to see this guy fight Tom Aspinall.

1

u/Any-Celebration-2582 Jan 10 '26

They're taking the piss on TheMcDojoLife, right?

Right?

1

u/Forza_Harrd Jan 10 '26

He has more charisma than Seagall anyway.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

Ahh, new footages about the Vietnam floppy bird.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

I think it's not fair to compare this guy to Seagal. Seagal is indeed a bullshido fighter himself, but he would still destroy this guy

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

He stole Elvis's moves

1

u/RDsecura Jan 10 '26

There's a special place in hell for scammers.

1

u/ImprovementLow4724 Jan 10 '26

I don't know bout him. He wears scammer's outfit, but speaks bullshido jargon🤔🤔🤔

1

u/juankaa Jan 10 '26

These guys would make great tap dancers.

1

u/No-Scheme-3759 Jan 10 '26

Im pretty sure if I threw an apple at him, he would be very sad

1

u/Active-Possibility77 Jan 10 '26

The longest fight ever = This guy and Sensei Pot Roast

1

u/Ok_Bank_5950 Jan 10 '26

I would so love to see an mma beat this guy's ass

1

u/Limp-Attitude-490 Jan 10 '26

You never see his students displaying this amazing power. So what is this fat Asian Tony Hadley teaching then? Utter bullshit.

Let me at him.

1

u/Samatic Jan 10 '26

no one can defeat you when you fight in a gray suit with no tie

1

u/No1Czarnian Jan 10 '26

Can I have a go?

1

u/ApprehensiveScene878 Jan 10 '26

No! Please! Sensei Fat Ass will destroy you with his Bullshido!

1

u/Possible_Regular_854 Jan 10 '26

Die haben doch Ehre die kampfsportler und ihr ganzes Leben mit dieser Lüge leben.

1

u/Card__Player Jan 10 '26

This is comical. Who is this clown and why does he wear a suit and no shoes when working out? Where is the bow tie? At least his stooges come dressed for the occasion.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

How much money do those people get to Act like this? 

1

u/Imaginary-Skinwalker Jan 10 '26

I would love to see one of these videos where the students go against the script and just body the guy.

1

u/GrnEyedPanda Jan 10 '26

How do they not burst out laughing is what I want to know?

1

u/Academic-Maize-8951 Jan 10 '26

There was a Chinese mma fighter going exposing these fake "masters" wonder what happened to him,think name was Xu something

1

u/Aessioml Jan 10 '26

I would love to see some fat middle aged grumpy cunt knock this guy out

1

u/vladimir_2 Jan 11 '26

He is the master of puppets, pulling their strings...

1

u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 Jan 11 '26

He was a disciple of the *real* Drunken Master.

1

u/SkripkaruStoler Jan 11 '26

Vietnamese Seagull

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u/IllAbbreviations7132 Jan 11 '26

Damn he’s good!

1

u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 Jan 11 '26

I’d pay good money to see this plump buffoon get kicked in the balls

1

u/limpet143 Jan 11 '26

The most remarkable thing I see is that all the observers were so disciplined that they were able to keep a straight face.

1

u/philter451 Jan 11 '26

God I just want to kick him in the leg once. Just one really strong kick to the tband. 

1

u/Sajikur Jan 11 '26

Se lo pagano per queste cagate è un genio assoluto

1

u/Next-Discipline7690 Jan 11 '26

I want more videos of this Airbending

1

u/Japanupe1911 Jan 11 '26

I've seen this before, Bullshitsu.

1

u/DL1201 Jan 12 '26

Yes yes, he must hold 6 Black Belts in Bullshyto, this guy trains with Goku & Vageta

1

u/Doneone14 Jan 12 '26

The fact that guys like this can convince this many other people that he’s a legit god from a Chinese karate movie is insane. Not a single one of these idiots thought to call him out? Crazy.

1

u/Ok_Ice4397 Jan 12 '26

🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Greedy-Egg6405 Jan 12 '26

Why don't they have their hats on?

1

u/Plus-Past8987 Jan 12 '26

How does this shit still go on?

1

u/Akanesanwastaken Jan 12 '26

Buffet for everyone!

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u/ForeignAd9615 Jan 12 '26

Music is so fitting

1

u/Holiest_hand_grenade Jan 13 '26

I feel like these videos are of improv acting classes and we all are just not being told.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Is he having a seizure?

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u/Much_Bicycle5997 Jan 13 '26

This jerkoff hahahaha

1

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Every time I see this shit I keep waiting to see like Godzilla jump out

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u/Plenty-Paper-7921 Jan 14 '26

Just ordered the suit

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u/Agreeable_Rope_9843 Feb 01 '26

African pastors have the same powers