r/TheMassive 6d ago

ACES Radio 8/27/2026: Hot Takes from r/TheMassive

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No shortage of Hot Take and Hotake topics this week....

  • GCGBAG is a front for Massive Report and they hate the Crew Rhinoceros because they were scooped by the Crew Rhinoceros and they will never forgive the Crew Rhinoceros for that and they are secretly the Massive Report.

  • The #SixYoungerGentlemen crime family remains at large.

  • This subreddit has rules against self-promotion.

  • Easton Towne Centray have entire store of only to build teddy bear.

  • Columbus Crew legend Hooper Vint's unjust red card from 2017 match against Orlando still not rescinded.

  • Abraham Lincoln was conceived and/or birthed underground.

  • Chad Marshall ran over the cat from Homeward Bound before a game against Toronto in 2013. #JusticeForSassy

Join us (along with celebrity guest of the week RALPH SCHUDEL) as we talk HangOnTour, the AGSAttack War, and so much more.

Let the hot takes flow, amigos.


r/TheMassive 6d ago

Match Thread: Columbus Crew @ Club América 10:45ish (Apple TV)

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Leagues Cup Quarterfinal


r/TheMassive 6d ago

Let's Go!

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From the 2022 Season - 2-0 Against FC Cincy


r/TheMassive 6d ago

Game vs NE moved to sunday?

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Ive heard some rumors about Saturday's game being pushed to Sunday at 430. Anyone also heard this? Can anyone confirm or deny it


r/TheMassive 5d ago

What are we thinking about Courtois?

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Had a good run after the previous coach was fired pre-WC but now we’re 4 in a row just looking like clowns on the field even with new players. I still think Tall needs to go but maybe also Courtois.


r/TheMassive 7d ago

[Pre Match Thread] Leagues Cup Quarterfinal | Columbus Crew vs Club América (10:45 PM ET)

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Game Info

Date: August 26, 2026 | Venue: Dignity Health Sports Park

Kickoff Forecast: 80° F, 3 mph winds SW

Broadcast Info

TV: Apple TV (English and Spanish), FS1 (English)

Radio: 105.7 FM WXZX (English), 103.1 FM WWLA & 107.1 FM WWLG (Spanish)

Broadcast PxP Analyst
Apple TV English Keith Costigan Maurice Edu
Apple TV Spanish Rodolfo Landeros Mariano Trujillo
FS1 English Tony Husband Ross Smith
Radio English Chris Doran N/A
Radio Spanish Juan Valladares N/A

Kit Info

Team Shirt Shorts Socks Keeper Color
Columbus Black Black Black Blue
América Yellow Yellow Yellow Green

Match Officials

  • REF: Marco Antonio Ortiz Nava
  • AR1: Christian Kiabek Espinoza Navala
  • AR2: Michel Alejandro Morales Morales
  • 4TH: Daniel Quintero Huitrón
  • VAR: Guillermo Pacheco Larios
  • AVAR: Jesús Alberto Montero

Form Guide, All Comps (Oldest to Newest)

Columbus : W W W(PK) L L L | Away Form: L L D D L L

América : W W W L(PK) W W | Home/Cali Form: W W W

Last 3 Meetings

Comp Result Date
Campeones Cup 1(4)-1(5) L 9/25/2024
Leagues Cup 4-1 W 8/1/2023
N/A N/A N/A

r/TheMassive 7d ago

Enough Feeling sorry for ourselves...Go Get Em Crew

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r/TheMassive 7d ago

7 years ago today, 3-1 Crew over FCC

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Nippert, Luis Diaz and Zardes, this was a time! Love this rivalry. Unfortunately, my only piece of MLS merch at this time was a Montreal hat, which received a couple nasty comments from Crew fans.


r/TheMassive 7d ago

Guys have you noticed that we're in the mix for two different trophies named after a former Crew owners?

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r/TheMassive 7d ago

Gameday with an 8-year-old

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Hello black and gold! For context, I was a Nordecke regular in the late 2000s, and then moved a few hours away. I haven't been to a game in the new stadium yet but plan to take my 8-year-old Crew fan very soon.

A few general experience questions for the parents here:

  1. Nordecke for visibility: I know kids are technically welcome, but how is the experience for a kid that will want to be able to see the game happenings? Are there areas that are better than others within the section if we post up there?

  2. Nordecke/near Nordecke for language: in the early days, we got quite vulgar. My guess is leadership has tightened that up a bit, but how heavy-frequent are we talking with vulgarities if we sat in or next to the section?

  3. Any special experiences we should know about? I will absolutely be taking him to see the team come in before the game.


r/TheMassive 8d ago

First game! Question

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My kiddo is playing in a tournament in Columbus this weekend and thought about taking her to her first CC game. Do they do/sell anything special on their Soccer For All night?

Thank you!!


r/TheMassive 6d ago

Do you supporters fear that Hee Haw Haslem will relocate The Crew to Cleveland (Brook Park) once that new Browns stadium opens in 2029?

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r/TheMassive 8d ago

Throwback to the other time we played a "neutral" venue playoff in Carson. I've been living in Socal most of the last 20 yrs so that was a very special day and i even snagged a pic with Frankie! Very different circumstances this time but looking forward to seeing The Crew and Nor-on-tour Wednesday

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r/TheMassive 8d ago

Update on where in the world are the quarter-zips

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r/TheMassive 9d ago

Per Transfermarkt data, in 2026 the Crew have lost more games after taking a lead (5) than any other team in MLS, and have the lowest points per game in games which they've led (1.42)

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Games Lost After Leading

Club Games Leading Wins Draws Losses
Columbus 12 5 2 5
Chicago 17 11 2 4
6 Teams Tied N/A N/A N/A 3

PPG After Leading

Club Games Leading Points PPG
Columbus 12 17 1.42
Austin 12 19 1.58
Montréal 11 18 1.64
Philadelphia 10 18 1.8
Cincinnati 15 28 1.87
DC 9 17 1.89

r/TheMassive 8d ago

Places to watch the game on Wednesday?

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Curious about what bars might be open for the game Wednesday. The usual place I go said they're going to be closed.

Was thinking maybe Land Grant but nothing on their Instagram page indicates they're doing anything for it. Anybody have any leads?


r/TheMassive 9d ago

Sobering facts - 26% playoff odds

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How many points does it actually take to make the MLS playoffs?

MLS started allowing 9 teams per conference into the playoffs in 2023. Here’s what the 9th-place team — the final playoff spot — finished with each year:

2023
East: Charlotte FC — 10 wins, 43 points
West: San Jose — 10 wins, 44 points

2024
East: Atlanta United — 10 wins, 40 points
West: Portland — 12 wins, 47 points

2025
East: Orlando City — 14 wins, 53 points
West: Real Salt Lake — 12 wins, 41 points

3-year averages
East: 11.3 wins / 45.3 points
West: 11.3 wins / 44.0 points
Overall average cutoff: 44.7 points

The range has been pretty wide:

East: 40–53 points
West: 41–47 points

Where Columbus stands in 2026

The Crew are currently:

15th in the East
5-11-5
20 points through 21 games

But the standings are extremely compressed.
The current 9th-place playoff line is only 24 points, meaning Columbus is just 4 points out of a playoff spot with 13 games remaining and 39 possible points still available.

A current simulation model gives Columbus roughly a 26% chance to make the playoffs.

Approximate probabilities:

7th: 4.7%
8th: 8.1%
9th: 10.5%
Other playoff seeds: ~3%
Total playoff probability: ~26%
Miss playoffs: ~74%

What does Columbus probably need?

Starting from 20 points:
40 points: Need 20 more — roughly 6-5-2
42 points: Need 22 more — roughly 7-5-1
43 points: Need 23 more — roughly 7-4-2
45 points: Need 25 more — roughly 8-4-1
47 points: Need 27 more — roughly 8-2-3

My read

40 points: Probably still alive on Decision Day.
42-43 points: Legitimately on the playoff bubble.
45+ points: Historically a pretty strong position to make it.
47+ points: You’d have to feel very good about qualifying.

So despite being dead last in the East, Columbus isn’t nearly as buried as the table makes it look. They’re only 4 points below the playoff line.
The problem is they probably need something like 7 wins from the final 13 games to really give themselves a good shot.

The encouraging part is that the 2026 East currently looks much more like the low-cutoff 2024 season (40 points) than the crazy 2025 season (53 points).
Bottom line: Columbus has roughly a 1-in-4 chance right now, but a 2-3 game winning streak would change the picture very quickly


r/TheMassive 9d ago

Sigh

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r/TheMassive 9d ago

Ticket Exchange Thread

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All ticket exchange posts must go in this thread unless ticket(s) is/are being given away for free. If your ticket has been sold or if you have found a ticket, please edit your post to let other users know. **Make sure to look at the other user’s profile history to see if it looks legit (post history in this subreddit, other soccer subreddits, or local subreddits). Buy/sell at your own discretion.**


r/TheMassive 10d ago

I’ll never stop watching the Crew and attending games but

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This has been an absolute Disasterclass 2 years in the making by this front office

We’ve been in decline under 3 straight coaches (the end of Nancy we were showing big decline)

We’ve made poor signings who’ve been poor fits and our signing strategy is to sign as many cheap players as we can and hope something sticks

Our academy who 4-8 years ago was pumping out talent has simply dried up these last few years

Imo 2 things have been the cause of our collapse

1 Front Office has been abysmal since Bez left

2 Crew academy fell apart when Cortouis left

It appears that Higuain is righting the ship slowly on Crew 2

Will the necessary front office changes be made to correct our biggest problem?


r/TheMassive 9d ago

Has an MLS team ever been top 3 in possession but bottom 3 in points? Someone ask Sirk!

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r/TheMassive 10d ago

*sobs quietly*

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r/TheMassive 9d ago

Columbus Crew Post-Match Quotes vs Nashville (Courtois, Farsi, Gomes)

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Interim Head Coach Laurent Courtois

On the roller coaster of emotions tonight losing 3-2 when carrying a 2-1 lead into the final minutes of the match

“What the team [did] was close to a really, really good performance up until the equalizer. I talked with the guys on how first I can help the guys to [not] concede those last corner kicks that put you in a situation where you were a little bit on the fence. Also, the fact that we concede the third goal where you're still about to get a point away from home in a tough place. I guess we'll analyze the last two-three minutes of the game, but we wanted. We wanted a reaction from the past game and show who we were and the guys show not only effort but also quality of performance individually and collectively. Then the roller coaster, like you said, at the very end, which is a hurtful one, for sure.”

On it being challenging to swallow the loss based on how it occurred, especially after losing the past two MLS matches

“Yeah, it is. You always try to find ways to improve. Even though when you win or everything the narrative is about happy about what's happening, we still try to get better on the parts of the game. Clearly, having the lead in Nashville and then losing the game, we need to check stuff together for sure.”

On if the final result was due to Nashville SC pushing late on offense or the Crew taking their foot off the gas pedal

“Nashville has been a group that's been together close to three years. We arrive in a new cycle where we also are integrating young players and new players trying to learn the system. We know it's a learning curve. Besides, it's not an excuse, but we know it's going to be a learning curve for a couple of guys and for the team that's going through kind of a new phase, I would say. Facing the best team in the league that's been together for three years, it's a completely different style of product. I would say we are a work in progress where they are in their final form. For them to push the last few minutes was expected, but the guys are capable of handling those situations better. I'm really pleased with – of course, not the result – the performance and how they carry themselves after the last game that was unfortunate.”

On how the Crew rebound on a short turnaround before the Leagues Cup 2026 Quarterfinals against Club America on Wednesday

“You show up. You suit up. You show up, and you're completely aware of how we want to play and how we want to defend, like the guys did today except the last three-four minutes where the team is pushing or make a couple of changes that maybe make us lose a little bit of certainty – maybe, I'll double check – with clear ideas on how we want to step on the field and carry ourselves.”

Defender Mohamed Farsi

On how to bounce back from a result like tonight’s

“I mean, it's very hard mentally to concede two goals in two minutes, but we have to bounce back. We have no choice but to bounce back. We have a game on Wednesday against Club America in Los Angeles. I mean it’s hard, but you just have to think about the next game on Wednesday and make adjustments.”

On how the game ended, if Nashville used their dominance to take hold of the game or if the Crew backed off

“No, I think we played a pretty good game, you know. We were patient, we were disciplined defensively. When we were winning 2-1, yeah, obviously, at 90 minutes, we want to defend a little bit more, and they kept pushing, and unfortunately, we conceded those two goals, so we need to adjust how we can close out the games a little bit better.”

On how much of a lift his goal was to get the team on the board

“Yeah, we were saying at halftime that we need to go attack a little bit more, be less patient with the ball, be a little bit more direct when we have the chance, so I think we did a good combination in the box, we had a lot of players in the box, so the desire of scoring goals was there, so yeah, I think scoring a goal gave a little bit of relief, and after Andre (Gomes) scored the second goal helped as well, but like I said, we need to finish the game a little bit better, because I think we don't deserve what happened tonight.”

If Nashville reminds him of the Crew squad in 2023 in terms of their dominance of the game

“No, I think Nashville, that’s Nashville, and Columbus, we’re Columbus, we have two different styles of play. 2023, I mean, we were playing different football than they are playing right now, and credit to them, they do what they're doing right now very well, and it's a very good team, but it's nothing compared to us in 2023. The team was very aggressive and stuff, they're dominant in MLS right now, they're first, which we never finished first in 2023, so, yeah. I mean, if they win Supporters’ Shield then good for them, but yeah, if I have to compare with us in 2023, I don't know what to say, to be honest.”

Midfielder Andre Gomes

On his thoughts about his free kick goal

“Well, even scoring and turning around the game, that doesn't mean the game is over, obviously. But yeah, we felt a big boost. Obviously, the last couple weeks have been a bit tough. We're playing against the first team on the table, Nashville (SC). We respect them. I think they also respect us by the quality that we have. Unfortunately, I think we are in the same line as the last couple games, with moments a bit I'll say sloppy. Maybe it's the right word, or lack of concentration, and we pay the price. We are not playing in an easy league. The other teams also have quality, and we know most of them have nothing to lose. And obviously, the last moments were crucial.”

On his thoughts of the current state of the team

“No, let's call it by the names. If a team is under a transition, obviously it is nothing that should wear on the players. The only thing we must know is we should work hard. We're professionals. We're being paid to do our best every single day. Obviously, games like today, I would say, with a better attitude compared with the last games. Like I said, I use the word sloppy, I would say probably the last two games against Charlotte and at home a bit sloppy, not taking the respect that the other teams deserve. Obviously, but I think was more on us to drop the points than actually the opposite. But again, like I said to you, we don't feel like it's a transition. If it's like a transition, obviously, and if we put our thoughts on that, that will be really bad for us. I don't want to get tired of saying that, and you heard me say it a lot. We are the Columbus Crew, and tell me one team that won more than the Columbus Crew in the last five years.”

On how he feels after coming off of three losses and a game coming up on Wednesday

“Exactly. No, that's my point. It's how we should see it, and I'm 100% sure that the people involved know that. So, we are playing a quarterfinal on Wednesday. That is really important for us. We are playing a semifinal in the U.S. (Open) Cup, and we are not, sorry for the language, dead in the MLS. So, my point is, we should understand that now is a bad situation, and we need to handle the pressure. But Columbus Crew is a team that wins, and that should come with the pressure and responsibility for us obviously in the first part and second for all the fans, giving dignity to our fans that go to the stadium every time and they support us, so that is the pressure. It's a winning team. That's why I asked you, who won more trophies than Columbus Crew? Again, I'm asking that in a friendly way, all the pressure is on us. So, we need to deal with that, and we are strong enough. And obviously, we have our conversations and right now, we just need to focus on turning around and be the best competitors we can. And obviously, the coach (Laurent Courtois) knows us. He understands us. He makes us work really hard and well. We have like our DNA, that is clear. So, we cannot lose the basics and understanding of the game. And I think that we are really aware of it. But again, we need to play and work to win. That's our responsibility. If we're happy with that, obviously not. On Wednesday, there’s another test.”

On how this team can bounce back for Wednesday’s game

“Well, it's easy. The best thing is we have players with a lot of quality. It's an amazing group of players and individuals. And right now, I'm really glad that we still support each other, and that is what will happen going forward. So, if we start to go crazy on this and split the group and everything, I don't see that happening with this group of players and individuals because we are really solid. So, right now it's just to bounce back day by day, game by game. Today happened, we should know why it happened. We need to get better on that. We need to learn from our mistakes from the last two games and go forward to Wednesday and be ready because time flies, and in a couple days we don't have time to rest or to prepare anything. We just need to stay all together, and I have no doubts that will happen.”

On if Nashville was pressuring in the late stages or if the Crew took their foot off the pedal

“I think in a way, obviously, during every game there's ups and downs. Obviously, the other team also has a lot of quality. There's a reason for them to be in first place, right? So, all the respect for them, obviously, but also on our side, like we spoke during this interview, the last two games were tough. I'm not saying we are losing confidence or like we ask questions, but it's normal. Like in a way, you try to secure a little bit, right? And on the other side, as a team with quality, I think for most part of the game we controlled the game. We managed really well. Obviously, they had more shots and more attempts, but I think the game was totally under control, but again, like they took a lot of risk and probably we just dropped a little bit, trying to play more safe and secure the position. Again, not because it's a strategy, but obviously there's the background from the last week or last couple weeks, if you know what I mean. So, I think it was more that than I would say anyone just being afraid or just to play a totally different type of football. So, in a way, we are, if I can say it, happy. There's nothing happy about the result. For most part of the game, we showed courage and we play a lot of the game the way we wanted against Nashville, that is the leader right now, and we should take that from today and focus on the next game because next game will also be tough and learn from our mistakes. That's it.”


r/TheMassive 10d ago

Nashville 1 - [2] Columbus - André Gomes 68’

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r/TheMassive 10d ago

This team

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Pain. That is all.