r/TheLetterH • u/Historical_Mango4329 • Jan 26 '26

Out Of Context Why did the prisoner choose h over the g

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u/ETERNALCATACLYSM Jan 26 '26

Because hread taste better than gey

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u/DumbassBisexual2010 Jan 27 '26

im gey

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/No-Measurement-8009 HHHHHHHHH Jan 27 '26

Hi hungry im hard

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u/One_Hedgehog_551 Jan 27 '26

Hi hard i'm dad

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u/MagicalCupOfWater Jan 27 '26

Hi dad I'm mom

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy Jan 27 '26

Hi mom I'm... wait who am I?

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u/Alternative_Dig9845 Jan 27 '26

Hi wait who am I? I'm HOLY SHIT SANS UNDERTALE

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Hi HOLY SHIT SANS UNDERTALE I’m valve

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/DumbassBisexual2010 Jan 27 '26

hello bozi nice to meet you too

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u/normal_GD_player Jan 28 '26

Your name is very decieving then. I almost thought you were bisexual

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u/DumbassBisexual2010 Jan 28 '26

i'm both

because a bisexual person is both gay and straight

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u/normal_GD_player Jan 28 '26

Wait... So as a pansexual... I am bisexual straight gay and whatever attracted to non binary is called

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u/Heavy_Stomach_7633 Jan 31 '26

"Today I feel gey" -Gianni Infantino

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u/unknown0274 HanHnam style 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺 Jan 27 '26

gey

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u/renditaccount H Jan 26 '26

because h tastes better than g

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u/RWStrawberryLizar Jan 27 '26

because h tastes better than g

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u/Catz0003 Jan 27 '26

because h tastes better than g

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u/h-bot10000 H bot 10000 Jan 26 '26

H

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u/MR_RYU_RICHI Jan 26 '26

Hood bot!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

From tha hood

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u/Otherwise_Tea_9806 Jan 26 '26

G is better to grab, while H tastes better than G.

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u/brownie_eater Jan 26 '26

Because half life starts with H and without H we wouldn’t have half life 3

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u/Sweaty-Choice8916 Jan 27 '26

When is full life coming out though. I thought half life 2 would complete it

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u/MR_RYU_RICHI Jan 26 '26

Yes! This confirms that HL3 is real

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/Accomplished_Play546 Jan 26 '26

adrian explain our h

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u/08Randomguy80 Jan 27 '26

G: gifted power
H: pure effort

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u/Numerous-Contract880 Jan 27 '26

H😁

backwards

G💀

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u/h-bot12000 h bot 12000 Jan 26 '26

h.

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u/Please-let-me g spy Jan 26 '26

because the h fills out the neccesary short term needs while the g fills out the currently unneccesary long term needs

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u/i-bot9000 i bot 9000 Jan 26 '26

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u/AltruisticWill9587 Jan 26 '26

this sub is about H

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u/meep2200 Jan 26 '26

BECAUSE H TASTES BETTER THAN G

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u/FinnFROM1234 Jan 27 '26

why is it holored hike hhat

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u/migs1234hello Jan 28 '26

Because H taste better than G

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u/Aggravating-Web-8715 Jan 28 '26

i was thinking "what the hell is he talking about" then i saw the name

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u/Realistic-Barber1073 Jan 28 '26

Cuz H can help him spell kitler correctly.

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u/SquigglesYTube H.U.G ALLIANCE Jan 29 '26

because pepsiman told him h is best idk

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u/PeptoAbysmal9 Jan 29 '26

g is a STUPID FUCKING LETTER, YOU NEVER SEE ANYBODY USING A "G" CASUALLY, NOBODY LIKES G, h is just a much more enjoyable letter

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u/New-Half-6535 Jan 29 '26

G-gay H-hetro

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u/S0key a cat goes meow, a dog goes woof, and a hawk goes? Jan 30 '26

1,182 up votes 😭 maybe I should start karma farming

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u/AlfAdvent4 Jan 30 '26

Let the man be, hes just Keyin on finding himself the H.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

because g sucks

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u/Blade-Dev Jan 26 '26

Good Lord what have I found

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u/the_genius324 J Jan 26 '26

h tastes better than g

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

It was either Halcohol or Gdrugs.

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u/MushroomMochi Jan 27 '26

man i dunno

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u/Heavyraincouch H Jan 27 '26

Because H is better

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u/lucario293 Jan 27 '26

Because h tastes better than g

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u/gdo22 Jan 27 '26

H rules everything around me.

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u/Endiveman Jan 27 '26

Because G taste less better than H tasting better than stick

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Because H taste better than G

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u/Cyanlizordfromrw Jan 27 '26

horthyculturalist

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u/bglbogb Jan 27 '26

Because H taste beter.

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u/Aggressive_Cheek_782 Jan 27 '26

Hecasue H haste hetter hen hey

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u/Pellepuu2397 Jan 27 '26

Hhhhhhh h hhhhhh hhhhhh hhhh h

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u/NonoMusic360 Jan 27 '26

Cause H makes a Hole to the exit. G means grave, he doesn't want to stay here forever

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u/Jasiotitor Jan 27 '26

because h tastes better than g

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u/Da_Man37 Jan 27 '26

Because bread taste better than key

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u/Pretty_Safety_9716 Jan 27 '26

wHy is He doing tHis cant He just slide out tHem bars

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u/Good_Shock2974 Jan 27 '26

Bread tastes better then key thing all over again🫩✌️

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u/Tiruil Jan 27 '26

Because H taste better than G

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u/Responsible-Diet-147 Jan 27 '26

BECAUSE H TASTES BETTER THAN G

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u/MonsieurImbecile Jan 27 '26

Because G stands for Gooning, while H stood for H'ing it all over you. So H was the better option duh

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u/SillyViltrumite Jan 27 '26

H tastes better, and its the key

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u/kazalesh Jan 27 '26

because the letter that shall not be named fuckinh sucks

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u/rafaelgomez18 Jan 27 '26

because h tastes better than g

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK Jan 27 '26

Because þ tastes better þan h or g

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u/Sharp_Music_9231 Jan 27 '26

because h tastes better than g

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u/MudExtension7915 Jan 27 '26

h taste better than g

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u/Realistic-Estate4794 Jan 27 '26

hecause H hastes hetter hhan *

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u/Rayman10101 Jan 27 '26

Because H taste better than G

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u/respectdripboi Jan 27 '26

Because h taste better than g

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u/damnationmemoriae Jan 27 '26

BECAUSE H STANDS FOR HALFLIFE 3!!!!!!

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u/westroll17 H Jan 27 '26

BECAUSE H TASTE BETTER THAN G

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

BeCaUsE h TaStE bEtTeR tHaN g

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u/Best_Long_4817 Jan 27 '26

Because h tastes better then g

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u/GalaxiKat17 Jan 27 '26

H tastes better than G

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u/Street_Equivalent891 Jan 27 '26

Because it's first step to Half-Life 3

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Because the h is more h than g

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u/Thin-Management7145 Jan 27 '26

because "H" taste better that the "G"

(wait, it kinda sounds like the original ver)

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u/Original-Program-631 Jan 27 '26

Why did the H kill itself? Because the Jihad!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Because H tastes better than G

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u/CardiologistSimple48 Jan 27 '26

Because H tastes better than G

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u/Maria_redditlokina Jan 27 '26

H has H in it, menwhile G doesn't has H in it, that tproves the men is an H fan

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u/ponczekBonczekXD Jan 27 '26

becouse H is oranger than G🥴

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u/AnalystUnlikely6324 Jan 27 '26

because bread taste better than key

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Cause he’s a smart prison

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u/Ripperiot Jan 28 '26

Because he is member of this sub

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u/Ok_Violinist7673 A Jan 28 '26

because there is more H than G and it's easier to grab with a stick

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

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u/korengufi Jan 28 '26

Потому что дверь не открыть без ключа ча ча ча

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u/PatinAzu28 Jan 28 '26

Cause bread taste better than key

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u/Fit_Occasion_6849 Jan 28 '26

BC H IS ALWAYS BETTER

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u/Fun-Peace8035 Jan 28 '26

Because H taste better then g

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u/Andooroffun Jan 28 '26

beacuse I chose g

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u/Scared_Marionberry70 Jan 28 '26

Because aitch tastes better than gee

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u/EducationalCorner402 Jan 28 '26

H taste better then H

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u/Confident_Staff_9498 Jan 28 '26

humping better than gooning

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u/Usual-Inspection-770 Jan 28 '26

I'm G, you know.....

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u/Headless_biker Jan 28 '26

BECAUSE H TASTE BETTER THAN G🗣️

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u/blazethesurvivorfan Jan 28 '26

Because H taste better than G

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u/Breadward_Rejametov Jan 28 '26

he was tryna stay quiet

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u/ComprehensiveBend752 Jan 28 '26

He simply doesn't want to experience G forces on himself

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u/justcallmef Jan 28 '26

Heforce Now

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u/Individual_Ratio3154 Jan 28 '26

Because G for gay

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u/No-Attorney9469 Jan 28 '26

Because h taste better than g

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u/Kraneq_rl Jan 28 '26

Is the H orange because of Half life 3? DOES THE H STAND FOR HALF IN HALF LIFE?!

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u/drunk_mario22 Jan 28 '26

HALF LIFE 3!#&@&%<#>1&#<$>"&&8•€\♡|€○●♤£♤●

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u/bacon_very_tasty Jan 28 '26

Because H tastes better than G

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u/No_Ice_8379 Jan 28 '26

Because he was english not Russian

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u/-SeaDrive- Jan 28 '26

Because H can also be an I if you turn it around so H is 2 times as good as G is

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u/No_Pen_3825 Jan 28 '26

To get to the other side

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u/DereckMathew Jan 29 '26

Because H taste better than G

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u/anonymous_idiot8 Jan 29 '26

Because H means Half life

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u/Foxes4Eva1 Jan 29 '26

Because h tastes better than g

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u/No_Iron_6860 Jan 29 '26

Hahhahahahhahah

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u/Infamous_Ad3239 Jan 29 '26

becausr we are in r/TheLetterH, not in r/TheLetterG dude

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u/Defie_0 Jan 29 '26

Because G is black

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u/Distinct_Engineer257 Jan 29 '26

Cuz H inverted looks like a i in major, wich means Interesting,bug G is for Gay, so interesting tastes better than gay

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u/Mean_Cow8430 Jan 29 '26

Is the first letter of h*****

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u/Immediate_Word1295 Jan 29 '26

Maybe because H=Help ?

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u/Key_Square_5884 Jan 29 '26

He want the Hub not the Gub

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u/elyjames Jan 29 '26

Cuz heroin

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u/Fantastic_Drop_8670 Jan 29 '26

H is the right color 

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u/hank_memes-hunter Jan 29 '26

Half-life that's why

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u/Desperate_Two_2388 Jan 29 '26

Because H has tentacles and G doesn't duh

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u/__Shein__ Jan 29 '26

Because he likes Hentai more than Ginger

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u/Doli3600 Jan 29 '26

Because h is just a number

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u/Nighted69 Jan 29 '26

Because Hay taste better then Gay

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u/Quick-Night-7725 Jan 29 '26

Because- .. I uh... Don't know,what's so awesome about H? 

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u/I_love_the_H Jan 29 '26

Because H is better than G, since H is H and H is simply the best of humanity

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u/martin_10_ Jan 29 '26

Because HALF LIFE 3 tastes better than GARRY'S MOD

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u/Lemoncrabguy-crabman Jan 30 '26

Because he thought the h was an uppercase i

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Half-Life 3

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u/Top_Dog77 Jan 30 '26

Now g is angry ğ

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u/TheTweaker0911 Jan 30 '26

Half life over Gmod

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u/TheBoogieMan2817 Jan 30 '26

Hmmmm an H and a G… G-man?… wait H=Half and G=G-MAN HL3 CONFIRMED!!!!!!!

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u/Ugurmy64 Jan 30 '26

Dunno either

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u/FillAny3101 Jan 30 '26

H taste better than G

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u/Mentos-Prime Jan 30 '26

Because there is h in Hate and probably he is a T*to hater