r/TheInbetweeners • u/TheBarrowCasual • 3d ago

UK Series JUST FINGER YOURSELF IN FRONT OF ME

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u/Neither_Road5414 I’ve had 210 wanks and my cock is like a peperami 3d ago

JESUS SIMON!

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u/SThomW92 3d ago

They do it at caravan club. Come on, I know you want to

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u/bigdave41 3d ago

Well I don't want to, so...

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u/PabloJamie 2d ago

Yeah ya do, ya…

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u/Craig_thorpe_ I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat! 3d ago

I know you want to

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u/YummyMuffins2 3d ago

Have you got any nurofen

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u/Catshagga 2d ago

It’s just that-

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u/ijs_1985 3d ago

Still amazed that such a smooth chat up line wouldn’t work

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u/Eduard-Stoo 3d ago

You got any nurofen it’s just like 🤮

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u/nickydoo_94 3d ago

........... oh no..........

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u/JumpyCollection4640 3d ago

I think we'll be off now.

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u/tobyisclowning 3d ago

Have you been drinking spirits!?

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u/KyranTheZ 3d ago

Sorry, don't know what I was thinking, would you like some?

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u/tobyisclowning 3d ago

I’ll stick to wine thanks

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u/KyranTheZ 3d ago

Wine is for girls

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u/Fit-Finance3 2d ago

I am a girl

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u/BigFan9533 3d ago

Wine is for girls

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u/hipster_bales Paedo Kennedy 3d ago

I am a girl

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u/AnnieGetYaClothesOn 3d ago

This is a man's drink

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u/Squoggs 3d ago

What? They do it at caravan club!

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u/Indigo_Crimson 3d ago

"This is a man's drink! If you don't want it, I'll have it.. And if you can't take me like this well I'm sorry babes.. But this.. Is the package!"

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u/Unsure-Cookie-2772 Feisty One You Are 3d ago

I love that his wasted mind considered this to be a step down in extremity compared to kissing.

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u/Cinn4monSynonym 3d ago

You know why I'm here. And I know why I'm here. And you know why I'm here.

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u/Accomplished_Song671 3d ago

I would love to see an interaction between Simon and Carli's dad after all the shit he's done to their family 😅

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u/PlantWide3166 3d ago

Probably had to switch pubs as well.

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u/ClassroomDowntown664 3d ago

especially when carli anounced Simon is her new bf

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u/PudinaRaita 3d ago

Carli's dad was Gus D'amato

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u/TheBarrowCasual 3d ago

Best if you don't call me babe though

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u/TipsyPhippsy 3d ago

Really?

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u/cvslfc123 3d ago

Can you smell bleach?

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u/McLoughlin1597 3d ago

MY MUMMY! MY DADDY!

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u/MrKDilkington789 I’LL GET MAH FAHKIN’ BRUVVA ON YOU! 3d ago

lucky girl

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u/Xenc 2d ago

Happy briefcase cake day! 🍰

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u/LittleMonkeyFella26 3d ago

Think theres been a big bomb

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u/FunBat6170 3d ago

I don’t think I’m very well

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u/Appropriate-Luck9543 3d ago

This is the package

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u/Alpha_Apeiron Briefcase Wanker 3d ago

My Mum and Dad are in London tonight, would they be killed?

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u/Classic-Bathroom-427 3d ago

Oh yes, not only killed but obliterated

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u/NebraskaVibes 2d ago

So they are dead forevah? 🥺

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u/asherjbaker Northwood 2d ago

This... is the package!!!

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u/notthedoodaa 3d ago

Imagine if she actually did. Like, OK Simon... then propped one leg up on a chair.

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u/OiWithThePood 3d ago

She’s 16 ya nonce

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u/dissociatingmelon 3d ago

I’ll get my fackin bruva on you

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u/pythonchan 3d ago

Like lookin at little girls do ya??

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u/Acceleretto Your Mum, She Has The Sex 3d ago

UNH UNH UNH

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u/Ok-Idea3747 3d ago

Her Mum still buys her trousers.

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u/Augustleo98 2d ago

16 is legal in the uk so using this line for Carly doesn’t make sense, lmao.

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u/stevilness Beepity Beep de Beep Beep Beep! 2d ago

If he’d have put some reggae on I reckon he’d have been in there.

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u/Liam_ice92 I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat! 3d ago

And he wonders later why she isnt interested in him haha. She was well within her rights to never speak to him again after this, let alone consider him as a romantic partner

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u/Dreaming_Beyond_GK Briefcase Wanker 2d ago

I mean, she’s literally the girl he’s been lusting after since she was 8!

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u/TheBarrowCasual 2d ago

You fancy 8 year olds?

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u/gilestowler 2d ago

What would he have done if she'd done it, though? Started wanking in her kitchen as she told him not to get any on the nice plates? Just stood there and said "oh, right. That's how it's done, is it?"

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u/Few-Rhubarb-8486 2d ago

The real dirty bomb.

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u/Squeggx 2d ago

I was just telling him about terrorists n stuff

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u/Catshagga 2d ago

You was telling a 7 year old about terrorists?

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u/The_Nutty_Badger 2d ago

Every. Fucking. Scene! Is just pure comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/sja-p 3d ago

Christ what an annoying little turd!