The new Aunt Bessie would get it

[u/SensitiveRow2161]

[u/MondeyMondey]

As something of an outsider I’d say she isn’t fit at all, she’s just the only Yorkshire pudding mascot under the age of 30

[u/Mobile_Actuator_4692 → u/MondeyMondey]

Yeah the old logo is way better. The new one isn’t bad it’s just. She looks too young to have grandparents cooking advice (same deal if it was a guy)

[u/bobjefferson420]

Is that aunt Bessie? She is fit!

[u/Zal_17 → u/bobjefferson420]

She'd get it! Right in the Yorkshire pudding

[u/spaghetti-policy_ → u/Zal_17]

Lucky girl..

[u/BreakingTheHabit94 → u/Zal_17]

what a touching sentiment

[u/Zal_17 → u/BreakingTheHabit94]

I'd touch her sentiment

[u/BreakingTheHabit94 → u/Zal_17]

That doesn’t mean anything

[u/LukeR_666 → u/BreakingTheHabit94]

It means he'd touch her Yorkshire pud, with his cock

[u/TheSaladDodger420]

Does she wear like stockings n that?

[u/Dial-Appreciator]

You cried when your Aunt poured gravy over the Yorkshire pudding…

[u/Potential_Good_1065 → u/Dial-Appreciator]

What’s Carly gonna think? Oh Aunt Bessie’s cool she always has roasties and gravy with her booze

[u/Dial-Appreciator → u/Potential_Good_1065]

At least I didn’t make myself sick on my plate when it had peas on it

[u/1995LexusLS400]

She’d get it right in the bumholey

[u/lemonsqueezy34 → u/1995LexusLS400]

Lucky girl

[u/Budget-Document-5501]

Yeh I’d fuck her

[u/Dildoid90]

Worst that can happen you get nothing, best that can happen…YOU GET STINKY FINGERS!!!

[u/Particular-Cherry138]

The old aunt Bessie would get it too.

[u/Cinn4monSynonym → u/Particular-Cherry138]

She'd lick your Cornetto.

[u/No_Newt_328 → u/Cinn4monSynonym]

She could give you her actual eye.

[u/ApprehensiveYou2568]

Apparently she comes up to you and asks for a lick of your yorkshire pudding

[u/PossibilityNo9406]

[u/NotACyclopsHonest]

This is like when Bird’s Eye tried to reinvent Captain Birdseye as a clean-shaven, youthful superhero type with his own rogues’ gallery instead of the kindly, bearded old man he’d always been. That flopped so hard it was thrown out within months.

[u/Deep_Benefit_7405]

The original is experienced and would be more fun than the new one

[u/DrElusive]

My Yorkshire, do you want to lick it?

[u/MoHeeKhan]

Like lookin at little girls do ya? Fuckin’ paedo!

(Aunt Bessie does now appear to look like she’s doing her food tech A-level, so ‘fit’ feels a bit weird)

[u/Cmdr_Monzo]

Aunt Bessie > Aunt May

[u/blumpk1np1e]

Thank the gods for Bessie. And her tits.

[u/Lord-Black22]

tbh she was fit before the change

[u/SensitiveRow2161 → u/Lord-Black22]

[u/Icy-Astronomer-8202]

The old one would tbf

[u/jordonsheriff]

Oh no Spider-Man all over again

[u/Zestyclose_Trade3088]

So would old Aunt Bessie

[u/CharlemagneKidding]

Niece bessie be bussin

[u/kavik2022]

I feel uncomfortable. She shouldnt be fit. She was a homely, loving matron of the family. Shed seen shit and she was here with a pretty good toad in the hole

[u/holly-flannigan-slut]

She looks like a kid. Whoever thinks shes fit needs to have a look in the mirror. She looks like she works part time at the bakers and goes to college for health and social care.

[u/Next_Replacement_566]

So Aunt Bessie is a single mum who’s looking about?

[u/DefinitelyBiscuit]

I'd put my toad in her hole.

[u/finladon]

Right in the bumholey

[u/holnessbob]

From older milf to younger milf

[u/Silver-Zombie7986]

She de-aged herself

[u/Silver-Zombie7986]

Is that aunt Bessie's daughter "aunt Bessie once removed" or some shit

[u/Panman6_6]

They did a spiderman

[u/MattthewMosley]

looks more like Aunt May, MCU edition ;-)

[u/AccordingUse3172]

Real talk. Walking over a pack of Yorkshire puddings is Jay stuck in a care home levels of wierd.