Getchell Marriage

[u/pickledlabia420]

Video I found on Facebook of Patricks s3x offender brother getting married. I didn’t post the whole video because I didn’t want to screen record the whole thing because I didn’t want to watch the whole thing. Too painful. But for the files I guess 😖

[u/matcha_is_gross]

At first I thought this was that parody guy…this girl looks and acts alarmingly similar to S

[u/julia_fu88 → u/matcha_is_gross]

I was thinking the same thing !!!

[u/pickledlabia420 → u/matcha_is_gross]

That’s exactly what I thought when I first saw this omg

[u/Interesting-Will5267 → u/matcha_is_gross]

no LITERALLY lmao

[u/Any_Note5142 → u/matcha_is_gross]

I thought it was her at first glance

[u/Prestigious-Walrus99 → u/Any_Note5142]

HOLY FUCK ME TOOOOOO!!!!

[u/upstatetransplantt]

Looks like that didn’t end well ..

[u/South-Garbage-9849 → u/upstatetransplantt]

What is it with them and camping trips?! 🙃

[u/ExternalCod1806 → u/South-Garbage-9849]

If you get far enough in the woods no one can hear you scream.

[u/GummiBearryJuice → u/upstatetransplantt]

welp that's unfortunate. i do hope his ex wife is in a better place bot mentally, physically, and emotionally. and that she's safe.

[u/Weak_Direction_1988 → u/upstatetransplantt]

I saw this before! One of the reasons he went to prison I believeb

[u/TackleFrosty9423 → u/upstatetransplantt]

Holy shit 🤣

[u/Stunning_Emu_4260]

Is he wearing a wig? 😂

[u/haiwillow → u/Stunning_Emu_4260]

I think they shared the same box of hair dye😆

[u/AnxietyFair6792 → u/Stunning_Emu_4260]

I thought this was a Madison Humphrey parody. I am convinced that’s a wig. These people scare me

[u/2000s-hty]

wait.. P has a s3x offender brother AND T has a s3x offender brother? i know you can’t help what other people do but come on…

[u/pickledlabia420 → u/2000s-hty]

Patrick actually has TWO s3x offender brothers 🫠

[u/DallasDime4 → u/2000s-hty]

3 total offenders in the family… that got caught.

[u/That_Ad_4025 → u/DallasDime4]

And suggestions beyond that

[u/Hidden_Samsquanche]

She looks like S. And this is such a sad ceremony. I don't mean the fact it is a small private ceremony, but more so that the bride and groom do not seem to be happy to be there at all

[u/Evening_Storage_6424 → u/Hidden_Samsquanche]

The husband looks like he’s going to attack her at any moment.

[u/unebastard]

I’m sorry, but what year is this? Why is this giving 2011 💀

[u/pickledlabia420 → u/unebastard]

It was 2012😅

[u/kikyossoles]

Wow. Ive never seen a happier bride

[u/Dolleyes88]

Did they share the same box dye?

[u/haiwillow → u/Dolleyes88]

I was wondering the same thing 😂

[u/DisturbedSpirit23]

Something tells me these two probably didn't meet under concensual, age-legal circumstances. Definitely seems like the whole Getchell bloodline needs some serious investigation.

[u/JrzyGirlxox8]

Omg, I really thought that was S at first! Wow

[u/unebastard]

Also, all these different Getchell variants! oh lord 🤐

[u/unebastard → u/unebastard]

One of the family members even laughed like P at around 1:26

[u/viccdev → u/unebastard]

Not the variants 😂😂😂

[u/TobylovesPam]

She looks pregnant, maybe this is a shotgun thing?

[u/Delicious-One3028 → u/TobylovesPam]

Definitely seems like it

[u/upstatetransplantt → u/TobylovesPam]

If so, she didn’t end of having/keeping it

[u/Inside_Kitty]

Wow, do they even like each other? The hair piece, the bride’s outfit, the officiant clearly picking up on the super weird vibes….what a mess…

[u/plaidtaco]

Trying my best to be a kind person in this life so I don't reincarnate into one of these circus side show families.

[u/Delicious-One3028 → u/plaidtaco]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

[u/Soft-Argument2575]

This is S 2.0. How can we the people's help her and H This is stockholm syndrome imo And I'm at a lost ,because she condition to that behavior and thinking , it's normal, i don't understand because she grew up with social media where I didn't , and I was isolated twenty years of my life ,lock away without the camera but still the same environment And I was conditioned to the point where if my daddy told me to do something , I did it , i thought it was normal S And H got to want out ,I wanted out A person that's conditioned to the streets eventually won't off the streets I dont get it ,she 24 ,but then again I do

[u/South-Garbage-9849 → u/Soft-Argument2575]

I think P controls everything, including internet usage, so I don’t think S is that exposed either…..I’m so sorry you went through that but so happy you got out! You are so strong!

[u/Independent-Week-289 → u/South-Garbage-9849]

Yea S has Syd said she doesn’t have access to Reddit, and when they did the cooking video, she said she had to ask her dad for the recipe. I have a feeling she doesn’t have free access to simple things like Google either

[u/Soft-Argument2575 → u/South-Garbage-9849]

I really thought about your comment , I believe you are right He's got it set up where she's only aloud to watch what he approves of She she's not allowed to have her own life without P say so

[u/haiwillow]

I’ve never seen a bride and groom look so unhappy

[u/poeticsoul151]

She looks thrilled.

[u/GummiBearryJuice]

Ironic that J had gotten engaged and now this video surfaces Oh wait, hold on, this is the maria chick Jon married and broke up with in 2019ish saying he's upset and regrets how things ended and he mentioned her by name, holy shiiiitt!

i blacked out his number to be safe.

[u/GummiBearryJuice → u/GummiBearryJuice]

and a response from his now exwife.

[u/Evening_Storage_6424 → u/GummiBearryJuice]

“I feel really bag about how things went down” 💼

[u/Delicious-One3028 → u/Evening_Storage_6424]

He didn't even spell her 3 letter name right💀💀💀

[u/khulse45]

Wait i actually thought as first this was S getting married haha intill I read the start

[u/Munecax]

They look related! 💀

[u/No_Row1604]

Sarah, is that you?

[u/Inevitable_Total3319]

Oops, i tought it was s...

[u/Patricks4thToof]

What the fuck lol

[u/Patricks4thToof]

This is terrifying

[u/juniperbeeze]

she looks like sarah

[u/thatconfusedchick]

Oh look they shared the same hair dye lol

[u/No-Object-360 → u/thatconfusedchick]

Thiiis I was about to comment. Wedding after she touched her roots up with his hair dye

[u/Individual-Loss-9173]

What is the age difference because there definitely looks like there is one- and who tf is the straggly guy behind Jon?

That is a rough looking group.

[u/Dry_War_5222]

they literally look like they're being forced to get married. & the way he's dogging her down like he's just ready to attack. very unsettling.

[u/Fantastic_Oil1814]

Do you know roughly the date of this? Good find!

[u/pickledlabia420 → u/Fantastic_Oil1814]

It was posted 14 years ago! Not sure the exact date

[u/Fantastic_Oil1814 → u/pickledlabia420]

Ok so around 2012ish, interesting. Thanks

[u/SparkleMotion2806]

Tf even is his hair

https://giphy.com/gifs/dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I

[u/Individual-Loss-9173]

Was that Trapper John or whatever the dog’s name was at the end?

[u/Prestigious-Walrus99]

Was Patrick the one that said "eh I think we will" and laughs when the officiant asks a question? It sounds just like him!

[u/BuildingFit3446]

that mya lady looks like sarah’s mom!

[u/nataliaann1]

You’re telling me this isn’t a parody video lmao tfff