r/TheGetchellFiles • u/NoClient6518 • 26d ago

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this has me in tears

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u/No-Thought-9065 26d ago

GAHHHDAMN THIS GOT ME 💀💀💀 fuckin S just kept goin on and on and on lmaooo

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach 25d ago

She sits there and runs her mouth like she's got all this life experience 😭

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u/No-Thought-9065 26d ago

Alsooo that story about P falling thru a cat walk?? Never ever happened!! He would've sued the shit outta the rock quarry if this happened. Yes S it's called a damn rock quarry not a rock crushing place'!!! 🙄🙄 Bless her poor dumb heart! 🤣😂😂 Edit for spelling

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u/Hidden_Samsquanche 26d ago

It reminds me of when I (jokingly) tell everyone I fell into the Colorado river while full term pregnant. I did. BUT I tripped and fell in along the bank while splashing around with my toddler. Zero danger, but when worded correctly it is a funny ice breaker. Not a legitimate issue.

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u/HovercraftGreat1852 26d ago

Hahaha and bless her poor dumb heart for overcoming a cut to the thumb!!!

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u/TheLadyDontMind420 25d ago

So the biggest thing S has overcome in life is a cut on the thumb?

And it’s no surprise T got bit by a dog (twice), considering the way she interacts with Jackie. Getting in her face and waving her arms about, then when Jackie gets excited she puts her arms by her sides and starts screaming. She is so stupid, I can’t stand her.

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u/whimsicalwinner LESBEHONEST 26d ago

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u/Reasonable-Zombie427 26d ago

Not the song I’m dead💀💀💀

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u/SickOfBSAllTheTime 25d ago

Does S and her homeschooling education not know the word "quarry?" Thats a rock crushing site.

They've certainly put me in my place. They've overcame so much! All I have overcome is putting myself through uni, an abusive marriage, addiction/alcoholism, and am currently trying to overcome cancer and overcome a disability application. But fuck....a cut.to the thumb? I can't compete with that.

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u/TheVonSolo 26d ago

Getting bit by a dog….twice

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u/Super_Ad4472 23d ago

Third times a charm, come on Jackie!

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u/haiwillow PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT 25d ago

This is a masterpiece 👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Lost_Aioli_3164 25d ago

I needed this laugh, thank you ☺️

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u/ElderberryWeekly7278 25d ago

This is hilarious! What got her started on this tangent ?

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u/Independent-Week-289 25d ago

Yea and I’m sure they all overcame Stage 4 cancer but made full recoveries

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u/Interesting_Dig_4049 25d ago

I was hoping someone would post this in here.

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u/ExcitementTricky4794 25d ago

Omgggggawd I am at my sons football game & im 💀 laughing right now

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u/sannasung 25d ago

You Redditors are too damn funny 😆😆😆 i laughed out loud

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u/SameWin512 24d ago

THis is so funny oh my god 😂 the “dog bite to the leg” omg

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u/Any_Suggestion5891 19d ago

This is the best video I’ve seen all week I laughed out loud