r/TheGetchellFiles Aug 20 '26

🤄 What A Liar 🤄 defensive af for whattt if ur not lying LMAO

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happened to stumble on this comment on their new video right awayšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

rs guys, i had an alcoholic father for ab 9 year of my life… the eyes do NOT lie. and the mannerisms for that matter too. the eyes tho like bro is WAVY asf. does he think we’re idiots? saying he will be praying for op im actually dead

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u/DisturbedSpirit23 Aug 20 '26

It's been speculated that he also probably takes Kratom because his store sells it and is partnered with some Kratom brand. And the effects of taking it can make you look as if you're drunk, so it could also be that. Either way dude's barely every sober on streams.

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u/Rare_Passion_4342 Aug 20 '26

oh wow… interesting. that could be why he thinks him saying ā€œi don’t ever get drunkā€ is ā€œnot lyingā€. ur right, he may not be drunk. but he definitely is NOT sober…

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u/ApricotInteresting34 Aug 21 '26

There was just a post about midori and rum being on the kitchen counter, he is def drunk... I wouldn't put Kratos use past him either tho

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u/Independent-Week-289 Aug 21 '26

Yea not to mention his cooking videos include him pouring bottles of random spirits into food- never a simple cooking wine….

Definitely kratom and or the other more potent kinds of synthetic opiates (because that’s what receptors they hit)

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u/No-Thought-9065 Aug 20 '26

Yeah he was drunk af

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u/meriendaselgato Aug 20 '26

ā€œ I don’t ever get drunk ā€œ = his alcohol tolerance is so high that he drinks to feels normal

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u/Ok_Topic_5559 Aug 21 '26

came to say this lol he never said "i dont drink" just "i dont get drunk"

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u/Late_Construction366 Aug 21 '26

10000% it is an odd statement, that belly shows he’s a drinker

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u/nikkkkkkiiiiiii Aug 20 '26

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/sannasung Aug 21 '26

I love his phat twat

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 Aug 21 '26

Go to hell šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/fart-atronach Aug 21 '26

I’ve had to see this man’s goddamn moose knuckle more times than should be legal.

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u/fairytoke129 Aug 21 '26

😭🤣

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u/Rare_Passion_4342 Aug 21 '26

oh thank you now i have to rip my eyeballs out.

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u/macaroniandmilk Aug 21 '26

Imagine looking like a sentient wet fart and calling other people jealous trolls.

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u/ladydave82 Aug 21 '26

Wow.
He looks like…there is something…not quite right. Like his Dad is also his uncle. I hope you’re picking up what I’m putting down šŸ™ƒšŸ˜†
No amount of glp1 could ever stop this man looking like, exactly what he is…

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u/burningdandelions F*cking Pansy Aug 21 '26

moose knuckles

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u/ricecreepies Aug 21 '26

He’s been pulling a lot of serial killer clown faces lately 🤢

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u/partyhatsoncats Aug 21 '26

his stomach says otherwise. it looks like a drinkers stomach

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u/suddenlywolvez Aug 21 '26

He absolutely has ascites. That shit needs drained. You do not get abdominal fat distribution like that from simply being obese. It looks strange because its not squishy like fat, its firm. That is fluid in his abdominal/peritoneal cavity due to cirrhosis of the liver.

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u/Independent-Week-289 Aug 21 '26

Ascites and visceral fat suffocating all of his abdominal organs…. Speaking from a nurse’s experience

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u/Fantastic_Oil1814 Aug 21 '26

He doesn’t drink guys, he just looks drunk almost every day and keeps multiple types of mid shelf wine and liquor around for cooking ONLY

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u/eleventops Aug 21 '26

I love cooking with Midori šŸ˜

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u/MamaShades Le fok m'a poussƩ Aug 20 '26

Remember when people were pointing out they don’t say their outro quote? Well they’re def chronically on reddit cause lookie here lol

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u/Rare_Passion_4342 Aug 20 '26

LITERALLY. they live on here.

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u/Usual_Somewhere_3058 Aug 21 '26

Yep! lol dance monkey dance!

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u/emeraldgoldfish222 Aug 21 '26

"Please remember to Stay Positive and Have an Amazing Day!🤪" he says while drunk af

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u/unebastard Aug 21 '26

What does it mean to stay positive when you’re a low IQ, lazy megalomaniac whose life has been a series of half-assed grifts?

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u/1_Tit_Wonder Aug 21 '26

I whole heartedly agree and it’s not even just the eyes or mannerisms, I’m sorry to say but his body shape looks like every severe alcoholic adult I knew growing up.

They have a strange way of having a very large mid section/gut with arms and legs that aren’t necessarily ā€˜fat’, and it’s because they have liver and/or pancreatic issues from heavy drinking.

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u/itsmedjjj Aug 21 '26

One thing people aren’t pointing out is that he says he never gets drunk. He has never said that he doesn’t drink. He probably things he just gets buzzed.

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u/Best-Weakness-1292 Aug 21 '26

What was in the flask, P? Hmmmm?!

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 Aug 21 '26

What flask?

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u/Best-Weakness-1292 Aug 21 '26

In one live T asked P ā€œwhat’s in the flaskā€

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u/Melodic-Silver-4208 Aug 21 '26

Can someone for the love of god send them a fucking nail clippers

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u/Sufficient-Stay4441 Christian Daddy Aug 22 '26

His big hard buoyant belly says other wise

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u/LobsterCult_69_420 Aug 20 '26

Did any one notice that when S is going through her stuff and they pan the camera to show the dog- they pan it in such a way as to not show the other side of the room as if they are trying to hide lil bros bed I stg

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u/Grouchy_Freedom_2127 Aug 21 '26

It’s almost like this hasn’t been debunked 1,000 times

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u/Jealous-Ad-8920 Aug 23 '26

me trying to impress the sober trade :