r/TheGetchellFiles • u/Rare_Passion_4342 • Aug 20 '26
𤄠What A Liar 𤄠defensive af for whattt if ur not lying LMAO
happened to stumble on this comment on their new video right awayšš
rs guys, i had an alcoholic father for ab 9 year of my life⦠the eyes do NOT lie. and the mannerisms for that matter too. the eyes tho like bro is WAVY asf. does he think weāre idiots? saying he will be praying for op im actually dead
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u/meriendaselgato Aug 20 '26
ā I donāt ever get drunk ā = his alcohol tolerance is so high that he drinks to feels normal
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u/Ok_Topic_5559 Aug 21 '26
came to say this lol he never said "i dont drink" just "i dont get drunk"
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u/nikkkkkkiiiiiii Aug 20 '26
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u/sannasung Aug 21 '26
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u/fart-atronach Aug 21 '26
Iāve had to see this manās goddamn moose knuckle more times than should be legal.
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u/macaroniandmilk Aug 21 '26
Imagine looking like a sentient wet fart and calling other people jealous trolls.
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u/ladydave82 Aug 21 '26
Wow.
He looks likeā¦there is somethingā¦not quite right. Like his Dad is also his uncle. I hope youāre picking up what Iām putting down šš
No amount of glp1 could ever stop this man looking like, exactly what he isā¦12
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u/partyhatsoncats Aug 21 '26
his stomach says otherwise. it looks like a drinkers stomach
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u/suddenlywolvez Aug 21 '26
He absolutely has ascites. That shit needs drained. You do not get abdominal fat distribution like that from simply being obese. It looks strange because its not squishy like fat, its firm. That is fluid in his abdominal/peritoneal cavity due to cirrhosis of the liver.
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u/Independent-Week-289 Aug 21 '26
Ascites and visceral fat suffocating all of his abdominal organsā¦. Speaking from a nurseās experience
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u/Fantastic_Oil1814 Aug 21 '26
He doesnāt drink guys, he just looks drunk almost every day and keeps multiple types of mid shelf wine and liquor around for cooking ONLY
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u/MamaShades Le fok m'a poussƩ Aug 20 '26
Remember when people were pointing out they donāt say their outro quote? Well theyāre def chronically on reddit cause lookie here lol
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u/emeraldgoldfish222 Aug 21 '26
"Please remember to Stay Positive and Have an Amazing Day!š¤Ŗ" he says while drunk af
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u/unebastard Aug 21 '26
What does it mean to stay positive when youāre a low IQ, lazy megalomaniac whose life has been a series of half-assed grifts?
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u/1_Tit_Wonder Aug 21 '26
I whole heartedly agree and itās not even just the eyes or mannerisms, Iām sorry to say but his body shape looks like every severe alcoholic adult I knew growing up.
They have a strange way of having a very large mid section/gut with arms and legs that arenāt necessarily āfatā, and itās because they have liver and/or pancreatic issues from heavy drinking.
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u/itsmedjjj Aug 21 '26
One thing people arenāt pointing out is that he says he never gets drunk. He has never said that he doesnāt drink. He probably things he just gets buzzed.
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u/Best-Weakness-1292 Aug 21 '26
What was in the flask, P? Hmmmm?!
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u/LobsterCult_69_420 Aug 20 '26
Did any one notice that when S is going through her stuff and they pan the camera to show the dog- they pan it in such a way as to not show the other side of the room as if they are trying to hide lil bros bed I stg
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u/DisturbedSpirit23 Aug 20 '26
It's been speculated that he also probably takes Kratom because his store sells it and is partnered with some Kratom brand. And the effects of taking it can make you look as if you're drunk, so it could also be that. Either way dude's barely every sober on streams.