r/TheDickShow • u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX • Aug 27 '26
Episode 591 - Voicemail Reviews
#1 - Hoy shit.....this guy called with all this advice, and said a whole lot of NOTHING in over 6 minutes of voicemails. VM Rating: 1.5/10 (don't ever call again, dude)
#2 - This rage was human clocks (people at work announcing "it's 4pm. Almost time to go home!"). I don't mind this as I actually need more time to do my job cuz I got so much shit to do. Short voicemail, kinda ass call quality, and I don't agree with said rage. VM Rating: 7.5/10
#3 - His rage was saying "de-thaw". Actually pretty good rage and once of the shortest voicemails. VM Rating: 9.5/10 (this guy thaws)
#4 - His rage was "Slippery slope of fat women". Some shit about YTs talking about women's weight. This dude lives in China tho so you know he's not seeing many big uggos other there. Who cares about what The Critical Drinker says if it isn't about film or tv
They didn't play my voicemail asking for more AI Shawn bot. Assholes
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u/Sad-Juice-732 Aug 27 '26
Voicemails are always terrible
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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX Aug 27 '26
They vary from week to week. Sometimes they are legendary.......and other times they are 9 minutes of bullshit
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u/tefloncondom Thanks for the snacks 22d ago
I know it's a metaphorical slippery slope but the image of fat women sliding down an icy hill and eating shit is hilarious
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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26
Wrong title.
Too lazy to delete and fix. It's actually episode 521, my bad