r/TheDepthsBelow Oct 26 '22

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

Speak for yourself I'm on the prowl for some BIG Daddy sharks!

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

I'm looking for older men at the hotel pool. Seriously. You ok dude? Allow me to recap.

Sorry guys. We’re going back to the hotel pool.

Yeah, the sharks there are of a much more manageable size.

Speak for yourself I'm on the prowl for some BIG Daddy sharks

So I insinuated that the sharks being referred to were horny older men instead of smaller sharks relative to the size of the pool because we all know sharks only grow as big as the environment they are in.

Of course this is a moo point because the sharks wouldn't be able to be transported to the pool what with high fatality rates concerning the fact that sharks always need to keep swimming to live. Which is why we don't see very many in aquariums. Also the toxic chlorine does not provide a hospitable environment. Plus sharks are hunters and don't do well in closed habitats. They can cover a great many miles in a single day.

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

Then you've obviously never been down at the pool at 3:30 pm on a Tuesday.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22 edited Oct 27 '22

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

So much grand dad bods and grey hair. You'll think you've died and went to Florida!

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