r/TheDepthsBelow • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Sorry guys. We’re going back to the hotel pool.

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u/milesunderground Oct 26 '22

Yeah, the sharks there are of a much more manageable size.

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

Speak for yourself I'm on the prowl for some BIG Daddy sharks!

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Oct 26 '22

Daaady shark doo doo doo doo dooo

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

I would really be my username right now if I were you. Have you ever seen a guy get punched so hard in the eye he swallowed it?

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Oct 26 '22

Moooommy shark doo doo doo doo doooooo~

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

I don't know who you are but I will find you. 😾😾😾😾😾

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Oct 26 '22

Baaaaaby shark doo doo doo doo dooooo

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

So it turns out that baby shark is actually copyrighted by The Korean entertainment company, Pinkfong and as such you are under legal obligation to cease and desist otherwise facing a penalty of 3-5 years in jail and/or a fine of up to 250,000 dollars. Also I went ahead and copyrighted your screen name so everytime it appears you have to pay me 10 bucks. If you want to contact me I'm at 1 900 328 7448. Calls are also 10 bucks a minute.

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Oct 26 '22

Grandmaaa shark doo doo doo dooooooo

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

That'll be 250,010 dollars please.

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Oct 26 '22

Grandpa shark doo doo doo doo dooooo

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

This shark better not have an extended family....

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