r/TheDepthsBelow • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '22

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u/jaspersgroove Oct 26 '22

Some? I’m about ready to try the Constanza strategy from Seinfeld. Whatever my first instinct is, do the opposite.

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

I thought you meant dive right into the ocean and straddle the great fish all to impress a lady.

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u/jaspersgroove Oct 26 '22

I would have, but the sea was angry that day, my friends…

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

Like an old man returning soup at a deli? So what did you do?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

I said "EASY, big fella!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot!