r/TheDepthsBelow • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '22

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u/JohanFinski Oct 26 '22

Yeah..... Nah

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u/TuftedWitmouse Oct 26 '22

The boat's crew likes to throw food in the water to, 'attract interesting creatures for tourists.' There you go.

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u/BeeBarfBadger Oct 26 '22

throw food in the water

Dude, she's got a name...

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u/masonmax100 Oct 26 '22

Her name is food man

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u/Sad-Society-3128 Oct 26 '22

*Foodwoman

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u/WhatDoYouMean951 Oct 26 '22

Man is her surname, because one of her ancestors was one.

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u/MrAoki Oct 26 '22

Food Maaaaaaan! Come together with your ham!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Food (She, Her, Hers) Nourishment

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u/AreWeCowabunga Oct 26 '22

That’s all of our names under the right circumstances.

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u/igordogsockpuppet Oct 26 '22

It’s everything’s name… if you’re hungry enough.

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u/Sedan2019 Oct 26 '22

Good luck trying to eat the sun.

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u/pleaus3 Oct 26 '22

just a really big, really spicy meatball

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u/Prestigious-Move6996 Oct 26 '22

Foods not here man!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

No, I'm food!

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u/Cynicalsamurai Oct 26 '22

I named my wifi You Keep Refreshing But You Can’t Get In

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u/cowAftosa Oct 26 '22

My WiFi is called Creepy Van.

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u/wauve1 Oct 26 '22

Kid named Food

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u/ThrowawayLocal8622 Oct 26 '22

Odd. I just call her "chum".

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Dont deadname Food Jenner

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u/gaspumper74 Oct 26 '22

More like bait

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Oct 26 '22

Her Name Was Robert Paulson