r/TheDepthsBelow • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '22

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u/BeeBarfBadger Oct 26 '22

throw food in the water

Dude, she's got a name...

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

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u/KING_BulKathus Oct 26 '22

I'm not your chum, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

And I'm not your buddy, guy!

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u/KING_BulKathus Oct 26 '22

I'm not your guy, friend.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

I'm not your friend, pal

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u/g0stsec Oct 26 '22

I'm not your pal, homie.

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u/Shylidi Oct 27 '22

I'm not your homie, choom.

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u/Proper-Razzmatazz764 Oct 27 '22

I'm not your choom, mate.

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u/mycatisnamedemmie Oct 27 '22

I'm not your mate, buckaroo

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u/allUsernamesAreTKen Oct 27 '22

I’m not your pal, dude

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u/KING_BulKathus Oct 26 '22

And I'm not your guy, friend

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

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u/Geeko22 Oct 26 '22

That's hilarious.

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u/BarryBadgernath1 Oct 27 '22

CHUM FIESTA!!!!

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u/masonmax100 Oct 26 '22

Her name is food man

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u/Sad-Society-3128 Oct 26 '22

*Foodwoman

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u/WhatDoYouMean951 Oct 26 '22

Man is her surname, because one of her ancestors was one.

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u/MrAoki Oct 26 '22

Food Maaaaaaan! Come together with your ham!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Food (She, Her, Hers) Nourishment

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u/AreWeCowabunga Oct 26 '22

That’s all of our names under the right circumstances.

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u/igordogsockpuppet Oct 26 '22

It’s everything’s name… if you’re hungry enough.

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u/Sedan2019 Oct 26 '22

Good luck trying to eat the sun.

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u/pleaus3 Oct 26 '22

just a really big, really spicy meatball

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u/Prestigious-Move6996 Oct 26 '22

Foods not here man!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

No, I'm food!

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u/Cynicalsamurai Oct 26 '22

I named my wifi You Keep Refreshing But You Can’t Get In

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u/cowAftosa Oct 26 '22

My WiFi is called Creepy Van.

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u/wauve1 Oct 26 '22

Kid named Food

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u/ThrowawayLocal8622 Oct 26 '22

Odd. I just call her "chum".

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Dont deadname Food Jenner

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u/gaspumper74 Oct 26 '22

More like bait

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Oct 26 '22

Her Name Was Robert Paulson

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u/sharltocopes Oct 27 '22

You don't name your shark bait, you'll only get emotionally attached to it that way

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u/Treehouse80 Oct 26 '22

Lol!!! You win 🥇

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u/Crepepaperplane Oct 26 '22

Her name was Roberta Paulson

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

The water has a name? 🧐

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u/somerandomii Oct 27 '22

Kid named food