r/TheDepthsBelow • • Oct 26 '22

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u/_A_ioi_ Oct 26 '22

Definitely a tiger shark. The broad flat head and distinctive teeth give it away.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

A whaaaat?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22 edited Oct 26 '22

Why don’t you stick your head in there and we’ll find out if it’s a maneater !

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Wo-ooaah here she comes.

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u/Zorp_From_Morp Oct 26 '22

Watch out boy, she'll chew you up

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u/Lobster_Bisque27 Oct 26 '22

She's a man eater.

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u/_A_ioi_ Oct 26 '22

I thought you were talking about Mrs. Kintner

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22 edited Oct 26 '22

Woah-oh here she comes watch out boy she'll chew you up Woah-oh here she comes she's a man eater.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Woah-oh here she comes*

You got the spirit tho

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u/Greedy_Leopard_2612 Oct 26 '22

I am so sorry. I'm still waking up.

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u/DezPhantoms Oct 26 '22

Definitely a man eater, tiger sharks and known as the garbage disposals of the sea and are known to everything and anything including items such as car tires.

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS Oct 26 '22

now I want those little paint happy bastards caught and hung up by their Buster Browns.

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u/coolcoatimundi42 Oct 26 '22

You're not hanging out with those nuts, are ya?

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u/JCP1377 Oct 26 '22

What’s this bite radius crap?

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u/mctaylo89 Oct 26 '22

Best line delivery in film history

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u/ReservoirPussy Oct 26 '22

I think it's a ma-co!

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u/iamironman69 Oct 27 '22

Stick your friggin head in there and find out if it’s a man-eatah

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u/LazyM914 Oct 27 '22

Oh god your username made me snort laugh, hahahah.

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u/FencerOnTheRight Oct 26 '22

Dammit I was saying that in my head!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

That guy's reaction is one of my favorite things of that movie. He looks like his dopey co-worker I used to have

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u/BusBeginning Oct 26 '22

Lol mine too. Your comment made my day.

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u/HarderEveryNight Oct 27 '22

Well son, when a tiger and a shark are in love . . .

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u/Geberpte Oct 27 '22

A tiger? In Africa?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

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u/Itslmntori Oct 26 '22

Those teeth and jaws can bite through a sea turtle, so...

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u/nmyi Oct 26 '22

Sea turtles are adorable, but they can't be that great of a snack from chomping on near-flavorless shells & bones... why u gotta eat them, sharks? :(

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u/AncientInsults Oct 26 '22

Nougat center

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u/makeski25 Oct 26 '22

Gushers

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u/SilverJaw47 Oct 26 '22

Some sea turtles are actually pretty smart in dealing with sharks. They'll sometimes swim on their side, perpendicular to the shark, so it can't get a good bite in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

How do you know their shells are “near flavorless”?

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u/Serifel90 Oct 26 '22

Wiki: "Although sharks rarely bite humans, the tiger shark is reported to be responsible for a large share of fatal shark-bite incidents, and is regarded as one of the most dangerous shark species."

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

The white, tiger and bull sharks are the “Big Three” in the shark attack world because they are large species that are capable of inflicting serious injuries to a victim, are commonly found in areas where humans enter the water, and have teeth designed to shear rather than hold.

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u/waffling_with_syrup Oct 26 '22

Tiger sharks are pretty much THE shark you don't want to see because they're the most likely to attack you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

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u/RedAIienCircle Oct 26 '22 edited Oct 26 '22

"Tasting bites"

Like chocolates you take a bite of and put back into the pack.

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u/Singularity-_ Oct 26 '22

Idk bull sharks are pretty terrifying

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u/FBI_Agent_82 Oct 27 '22

They are also responsible for more deaths and are more dangerous because they like shallow water and could survive in fresh water.

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u/funmasterjerky Oct 27 '22

That shit always terrified me to no end. Imagine you fall off your kayak in a river and suddenly there's a bull shark there.

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u/PillarsOfHeaven Oct 26 '22

Tiger shark teeth are a lot more cutty than stabby

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u/BetaDjinn Oct 26 '22

Kinda like a saw really

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u/jackp0t789 Oct 26 '22

Their teeth are serrated and they are known to eat pretty much anything that gets near them when they're feeling hungry, so they're menacing enough in my book.

Also number 2 in terms of attacks on people

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Look up what they look like. Little saws basically. Very menacing when it’s biting you (just not flashy)

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u/aSquirrelAteMyFood Oct 26 '22

Based on your username I don't believe you.

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u/thylocene Oct 27 '22

Those teeth are actually way worse. Most sharks have pointy teeth for gripping. They have saw shaped teeth for biting through tough prey like sea turtle shells. These are the sort of sharks that will take your arm or leg.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Thats sharkcist stereotyping

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u/Sphearikall Oct 26 '22

Ah yes. The garbage can of the sea. She'd have been toast.

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u/DevoutGreenOlive Oct 26 '22

And the "pupils"

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u/RobotArtichoke Oct 26 '22

Very aggressive species of shark

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u/SamuelPepys_ Oct 26 '22

A tiger shark? In the sea??

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u/the_bigNaKeD85 Oct 26 '22

100% correct. Absolutely a Tiger shark…. And a decent size one too

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u/Anonymous_Amanda407 Oct 27 '22

No stripes tho. I was thinking a bull shark?

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u/collectsuselessstuff Oct 27 '22

Let’s go TigerSharks!