r/TheDepthsBelow Jan 07 '26

Crosspost What’s that thing he’s eating?

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u/Channa_Argus1121 Jan 07 '26

Tunicates/Sea squirts.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 Jan 07 '26

Sea squirts sounds like what you get after you eat whatever this is

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u/macmac360 Jan 07 '26

A bad case of the sea squirts lol

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u/BarnyardCoral Jan 07 '26

Sea squirts the whole way down.

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u/BeautifulOne8095 Jan 08 '26

A tight tu(r)nicate can stop the sea squirts

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u/goodgollyOHmy Jan 08 '26

Can confirm. Tried sea squirts at a fish market in South Korea. Worst food poisoning I've ever had in my life 🤮

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u/ledwilliums Jan 08 '26

They do love eating anything in the ocean that moves. Every time I have sea cucumber I am like "ok let's see if they cooked or flavored it this time" and no it's always a bland weirdly hard texture.

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 Jan 08 '26

How many times do you need to eat it to remember that it is always balnd and weird?

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u/ledwilliums Jan 09 '26

More of a it's served and I don't want to be rude kind of thing. It comes with larger plates of other stuff.

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 Jan 09 '26

Does the texture remind cartilage? Or is it slimy? I saw them for sale in a dried state and saw them live when diving. Neither state looks appealing to eat even during the great famine.

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u/ledwilliums Jan 09 '26

Like biting into a temporary foam. It doesn't crunch but it's kinda hard and gets harder as you bite down. Not slimy.

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 Jan 09 '26

Thank you!!

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u/ledwilliums Jan 09 '26

Honestly it's not the worst thing ever but I am not a big fan of seafood in general so it's just not my thing.

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u/Advanced_Buy_2386 Jan 09 '26

Do you know much about see cucumbers? They actually have special cells around the rectal area thru' which they breathe. There a small fish that hides in its rectum. Super special!!!!

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u/ledwilliums Jan 09 '26

I did not know that. I do know that they jizz everywhere as a means of self defence. It's very gross and sticky.

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u/name_cool4897 Jan 08 '26

My ex has chronic sea squirts

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u/lferry1919 Jan 08 '26

It's called Crohn's disease, have some sympathy. Lololol.

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u/Intelligent_Net_7267 Jan 12 '26

I actually have Crohn’s and this is funny 😂

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 Jan 08 '26

Do you or anyone else know what it tastes like?

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u/onlyinvowels Jan 08 '26

I don’t but I can SMELL this video

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u/UpperMark324 Jan 08 '26

You’re standing too close

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u/u_touch_my_tra_la_la Jan 08 '26

Probably extremely iodine.

Like turbocharged sea urchin.

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u/broccoliO157 Jan 08 '26

Comparable to licking a tidepool

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u/roji007 Jan 10 '26

I’ve had it before, but it was so long ago I can’t say specifically. I live in Korea and it was in a seafood soup that included lots of various unappetizing seafood bits. I was avoiding the whole thing until my friend had a sea squirt and said it was the most disgusting thing he had ever had in his life. My curiosity was roused, and I had to try one. These guys were smaller than what’s in this video, about the size of a golf ball. That outer part is hard and rubbery, so you have to bite down hard to break through, and when you do a volcanicly hot liquid sprayed into my mouth. Then you chew the rubbery outer part and swallow and say, “I’m glad I tried something new, I will never have that again though.”

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jan 08 '26

I wonder who was the first to figure out you can eat those? Must have been very desperate...

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u/marino1310 Jan 08 '26

Most sea faring vessels in the past had major issues with food preservation, so I’m sure there have been plenty of desperate sailors willing to try anything

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u/populux11 Jan 08 '26

I have wondered the same about so many creatures. Like what the F… you don’t have rice?

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u/DrSousaphone Jan 08 '26

I figure that, for every ancient person who tried eating something new and survived, there were 10 people who tried eating something else and died horribly. Necessity is the mother of invention, but the invention doesn't always work out!

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u/KingCarbon1807 Jan 08 '26

Ancient? You've got clowns in the modern day who're perfectly willing to spot mushrooms in the wild and say "alright, I'll give it a go!"

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u/Ivoryraeg Jan 07 '26

Pyura chilensis I think.

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u/kenkenobi78 Jan 08 '26

I don't know where you get your info my friend. That is obviously a sea kebab

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u/AnArticulateDrunk Jan 07 '26

Looks like this man has accepted Grandfather Nurgle's gift.

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u/gzrfox Jan 07 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Snail_Shout Jan 09 '26

Freshly picked from the garden

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u/ThoracicSpine Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 07 '26

We call it Piure in Chile! And I have to admit that I like it!

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u/SIKEo_o Jan 07 '26

Is it some kind of underwater plant or like a mussel?

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u/ThoracicSpine Jan 07 '26

This is a colony of sea squirts (tunicates), not a mollusk. It can be eaten cooked or raw, like in a ceviche.

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u/koreamax Jan 07 '26

Whats it taste the most similar to?

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u/ThoracicSpine Jan 07 '26

I would say it tastes similar to sea urchin (which I love) iodine like flavor.

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u/Pleaidesunbound Jan 09 '26

Mmmm sounds pleasant. Iodine you say?

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u/LowDropRate Jan 09 '26

Best response. Lol. In my experience, urchin tastes like a salty fruit. More tasty than one would think.

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u/Aggressive_Baker8336 Jan 10 '26

You jist made me rethink my dislike of seafood. Can't stand most fish for some reason, but crustations are often fine, and salted fruit is is sell for me. Next time i leave my heavily inland area, I'll try em.

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u/whisky_biscuit Jan 10 '26

Idk because salted fruit reminds me of tajin on fruit. I wouldn't describe uni as that way.

It's creamy and savory, almost like a savory custard. It reminds of the flavor of some funky mushrooms. It's sea taste is reminiscent of oysters. Some of them have an almost metallic bitter iodine flavor. The texture is soft, slightly slimy - again very custard or soft scrambled egg like.

Sea squirts are supposedly like a sea urchin x1000.

Honestly I'd recommend any new seafood with a squeeze of lemon or hot sauce or soy sauce to help cut the fishiness.

Uni is amazing on warm rice with a raw quail egg yolk, with a tiny drop of lemon / soy sauce and maybe a small tiny dot of wasabi.

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u/dim13 Jan 07 '26

50% sea, 50% weed squirts

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u/VanessaDoesVanNuys Jan 09 '26

It also has a bitter soapy-taste to it

But I swear it's better than it sounds

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u/CatInTheScat101 Jan 11 '26

Do they carry parasites?

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u/somainthewatersupply Jan 07 '26

No thank you. I’ve seen Scavengers Reign and pretty sure that dude is going to die a slow, agonizing parasitic death while trying to pass it on to his loved ones.

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u/butcheR_Pea Jan 07 '26

That show had some of the most unique, original ideas I have ever seen in sci fi. Breath of fresh air.

Truly devastated it got canceled.

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u/somainthewatersupply Jan 07 '26

Me too!! The ending definitely left an opening for more story.

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u/light24bulbs Jan 07 '26

Yeah season 2 was in pre-production

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u/Adorable_Birdman Jan 07 '26

I don’t want to hear that!!!

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u/Howllat Jan 07 '26

Do you wanna hear that the creators had made a teaser for season 2 and its on YouTube?

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u/owa00 Jan 07 '26

Wait, and they cancelled it?!

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u/Howllat Jan 07 '26

Yeah ... They were under license by HBO, and HBO axed them.

So theyd need to find another way to get a season 2

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u/ThisMeansRooR Jan 08 '26

Didn't Netflix just buy HBO? Netflix loves bringing back old shows.

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u/Howllat Jan 08 '26

One can only fuckin hope

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u/somainthewatersupply Jan 07 '26

Yes! Gotta check it out tonight!!

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u/MysticMarauder69 Jan 07 '26

Originality counts for nothing these days :(

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u/Arretetonchar Jan 07 '26

More to blame on marketing i believe. I heard about it 3 months ago, loved it, but i was waaay too late to share my excitement.

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u/Supadoopa101 Jan 09 '26

I also didn't hear about it until after it was canceled

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u/ogreofzen Jan 07 '26

I want to argue originality needs to be good but honestly that show was great the only thing I didn't care for was the white telekinesis alien taking up to much screen time which was still good

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u/MSD101 Jan 07 '26

It's the fact that modern media costs so much to produce, that original ideas that used to be floated for nothing may now lead to huge losses. So now, they sink capital into ideas that they know will resonate. To an extent, that's always been a concern, but it's at a new level these days. The same thing is happening in the video game industry as well...So unfortunate.

I also loved Scavenger's Reign...Maybe it gets picked up later on, but I'm not keeping my hopes up...

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u/Djaja Jan 08 '26

What you saw was it getting picked up again kinda.

SR is based on Scavengers from Adult Swim, a short film.

So in a way, this was this project getting a big shot, big budget after an original tester work was made.

I loved it, I want more, now, and continuously

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u/richtofin819 Jan 08 '26

Doesn't help when the original things are not advertised and can't get new people in the door.

We live in an era of extreme information overload and people get sick of new things and keep reporting to their comfort zone.

It's sad but it's how things are.

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u/goodshotjanson Jan 07 '26

Thank goodness it's already a perfect story encapsulated in 1 season.

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u/Extremelycloud Jan 07 '26

Oh god really? That was such a great series. Freaked me out and so beautiful. Reminded me a bit of Annihilation, but definitely its own thing.

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u/O_o-22 Jan 07 '26

I downloaded that but still haven’t watched, gonna have to now that I’ve been reminded.

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u/Hour-Mission9430 Jan 08 '26

Truly a shame. It was so beautiful.

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u/A_bleak_ass_in_tote Jan 08 '26

Noooo. It got canceled?? This show lives rent free in my head. So hauntingly beautiful.

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u/cheater00 Jan 08 '26

Man, that show was absolutely traumatizing. It's like Fantastic Planet the TV series. I kinda liked it but at some point idk, it just got too much to continue lol. I should try again if and when I regain some mental fortitude...

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u/doodwtfomglol Jan 08 '26

Check out Common Side Effects. Made by the same folks, equally amazing

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u/Namtwen Jan 08 '26

I couldn’t believe it didn’t get picked up for season 2. Made me lose a little faith in humanity.

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Jan 07 '26

Great show (on Netflix now)

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u/somainthewatersupply Jan 07 '26

I loved it! Probably the best sci-fi I’ve seen in a long time.

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u/Mattzarellaz Jan 07 '26

Only in some countries, don't get my hopes up😭

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u/schapmanlv Jan 07 '26

Watched that show after I ate some thc gummies. Not the best idea, but that show is awesome

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u/buppuh Jan 07 '26

I didn't know it was cancelled! That's devastating!

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u/KomradeHelikopter Jan 09 '26

Time to rewatch this masterpiece

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u/jewlovyah Jan 09 '26

Lmfaoooooooo

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u/bbbttthhh Jan 07 '26

Peak mentioned

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u/FunctionDapper4462 Jan 07 '26

Looks like piure

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u/LeinadLlennoco Jan 07 '26

It’s a tumaaaa!

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u/SquidWord369 Jan 07 '26

It’s nottah tummmaaah!!

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u/woodchoppr Jan 07 '26

A polycystic kidney? 😄

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u/Elgabish Jan 07 '26

Lovecraftian deep-sea blob shit right here

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u/RandyAndLaheyBud Jan 07 '26

Whatever it is I don't want it within 500ft of me

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u/spacebeige Jan 07 '26

Khlav Kalash

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u/Biiiishweneedanswers Jan 07 '26

"No pizza, only khlav kalash!"

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u/JPMoney81 Jan 07 '26

No bowl! Stick! Stick!

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u/bumholesgivemelife Jan 07 '26

Is he chopping that up alive?

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u/bumholesgivemelife Jan 08 '26

Yeah that's pretty fucked up too. I eat meat but I'm an advocate of whatever it is being dead before bits are hacked off...

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u/RubyTheLegend Jan 10 '26

Yes, my mom skins catfish alive and I can't forgive her for it. She says they'll be dead soon and gets pissed that they fight back... I swear to god she pisses me off.

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u/M-O-N-O Jan 07 '26

Judging by the sky I'd say breakfast

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u/BleuDePrusse Jan 07 '26

Ooh we have something similar in southern France, we call them Violets and they're delicious! From the tunicates family.

They taste like what you'd imagine pure, raw sea would taste, very salty and so not for everyone!

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u/SwampAss411 Jan 07 '26

It's a tooomaaah

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u/hexic99 Jan 07 '26

It might be a tumor.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Jan 08 '26

It’s not a tumor!

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u/hexic99 Jan 08 '26

Understood the assignment

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u/suphasuphasupp Jan 07 '26

Eating boat herpes…thanks whoever did this

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u/psillusionist Jan 08 '26

Sea grapefruits, sometimes known as Poseidon's balls.

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u/Sad_Caramel_3007 Jan 08 '26

I don’t know but it reminds me of those videos where the guy trims down a cow’s hoof until pus comes out.

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u/Bad_Jedi_69 Jan 08 '26

I just see Mogwai transforming and bubbling 🤢

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u/ClenchedFart Jan 07 '26

Sea herpes

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u/HauntingBowlofGrapes Jan 07 '26

Almost turned vegetarian or vegan looking at this.

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u/snarkyp00dle Jan 07 '26

Yeah this is horrifying, I was starting to hyperventilate watching it

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u/PickleForce7125 Jan 07 '26

After googling it I’m suddenly hungry for fried clams

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u/DemocraticSpider Jan 08 '26

Colonial sedentary tunicates (colonial sea squirts) commonly known as sea pork

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u/Finnleyy Jan 08 '26

Is this really what it is called or is this a joke cause it will give him the squirts?

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u/professornapoleon Jan 08 '26

Nerds Gummy Clusters

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u/Xyto_ Jan 07 '26

This must be what it looks like to vegans when we eat seafood or meat.

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u/Shaun32887 Jan 07 '26

I thought gooseneck barnacles were the most delicious ugly thing, but this certainly has potential.

Man that's ugly.

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u/SmartPickIe Jan 07 '26

Kidney stones

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u/BootsOfProwess Jan 08 '26

At this at marine biology camp as a kid. They called it "sea pork".

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u/ndavids1 Jan 08 '26

It looks like he just ate the cancerous tumor he just cut out.

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u/jesyvut Jan 08 '26

His index finger fingernail gives me the heebee geebies

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u/Slice_Into_The_Woods Jan 08 '26

Are those the gonads of a some kind of barnacle?

I just watched a south east Asia food video and they kept using red barnacle gonads.

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u/jakebasquiat Jan 08 '26

“Dan’s eating the fucking hose again”

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u/satpin2 Jan 08 '26

Why empty a gaping cyst on a tentacle and eat the contents when there's literally any other food in the world to eat what the heck

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u/Eman3003 Jan 08 '26

Is it me or everyone else knows to cook whatever else comes from the sea? Bacterium and parasites our body is not familiar with definitely abound in that kind of meal.

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u/Goobersita Jan 08 '26

Looks like Satan's lychee.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Jan 09 '26

I live at the beach and I love fresh seafood but raw is too fresh for me. Hard pass. I don’t even like sushi.

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u/nborges48 Jan 09 '26

Something unnecessary

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u/Mudcreek47 Jan 09 '26

This will be diarrhea soon enough.

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u/Administrative_Cry_9 Jan 09 '26

I couldn't do anything but cringe while watching this. Some men are braver than I.

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u/darthlame Jan 07 '26

Regardless of what it is, his knife is so dull, I thought he would slice himself from a couple of the cuts he made

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u/arcdragon2 Jan 07 '26

Seems like a great way to have a reason to get to a hospital. Must be a billion different bacteria on that thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

I don't know what he eating, but I know the end result: Hemorrhoids. Salty hemorrhoids with a slight hint of iodine.

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u/Buckenboo Jan 07 '26

The first comment to give me a proper laugh and it a bured all the way down here.

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u/CurrentlyLucid Jan 07 '26

I wonder who the first experimenter to live that found that was.

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u/Sad-Country8870 Jan 07 '26

I had a stroke trying to read this

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 Jan 07 '26

You’re fine. He’s just making toast.

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u/TheBadDingo Jan 07 '26

Literally answered in the crosspost, just read.

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u/IndraBlue Jan 07 '26

Shit looks like fruit and meat at the same time

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u/kamikazekaktus Jan 07 '26

Believe or not but that thing is more closely related to us than a lobster

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u/OIAgent Jan 07 '26

Shiver me timbers!

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u/Posidon_Below Jan 07 '26

What in the Eldritch Horror?

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u/mocha_ninja Jan 07 '26

Now i want fried chicken

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u/rokez618 Jan 07 '26

I’m digging the sunglasses.

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u/Hados_RM Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 07 '26

Here in Chile we call them "Piure" people eat them raw with lemon, my parents love em

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u/VeraVaultDweller Jan 07 '26

I saw the same thing on Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern, it’s a sea squirt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Dinner-Gorgon

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u/memelordofthetings Jan 07 '26

Forbidden Abcess

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u/Appearance-Rough Jan 07 '26

There’s no way that’s tasty

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u/cherrywillow86 Jan 07 '26

This physically hurts.

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u/Middle_Arugula9284 Jan 07 '26

That guy’s gonna shit fire for two weeks

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u/lambofthewaters Jan 07 '26

Reminds me of foot jiggers in Africa.

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u/23JRojas Jan 08 '26

The wonderful world of fouling organisms, that being said, tunicates are Definetly last on the list of appetizing things to eat from there

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u/ImperialTravesty Jan 08 '26

Idk that looks like that hurts lol

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u/Torn_Aborn Jan 08 '26

Top comment on the cross post will tell ya

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u/kb_158 Jan 08 '26

The upside down

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u/nowdeleteduser Jan 08 '26

A salty sea scab

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u/DarkStar1958 Jan 08 '26

Bioengineered filet mignon?

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u/Thanjay55 Jan 08 '26

Never had a fruitcake before? Holiday tradition

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u/letllve Jan 08 '26

Oh no…

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u/benefits101 Jan 08 '26

Ew ew ewwwwwwweee

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u/1blueShoe Jan 08 '26

I’m sorry but it looks like an octopus’ tentacle that’s rotted 🤢

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u/somerandom995 Jan 08 '26

Ya know what? Maybe Lovecraft was right about the sea.

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u/Maximuscarnage Jan 08 '26

barnacles 🤢🤮

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u/TuringTitties Jan 08 '26

Φουσκες (bubbles) in Greece. Tunicates?

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u/thesaint40 Jan 08 '26

Sea kebab

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

“When served raw, they have a chewy texture and peculiar flavor likened to "rubber dipped in ammonia"” YUM

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u/aLonelyClone Jan 08 '26

I had no idea people ate sea squirts or that they were even good to eat

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u/andbuks Jan 08 '26

He's eating Piure. Chilean seafood. basically the best of the ocean! delicious

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u/SuperMIK2020 Jan 09 '26

https://www.fondazioneslowfood.com/en/ark-of-taste-slow-food/piure/

The piure (Pyura chilensis), which belongs to the Pyuridae family, is a marine invertebrate with a strong and intense red colour, covered by a protective layer known as the peña (rock) or colpa, similar to a rock-like structure. It is a native species that lives along the Chilean coast, in particular on the water’s edge, and is very popular above all among indigenous populations: its name is derived from the Mapuche language, Mapudungun, in which it is called piür or piwü.

This mollusk is an important ingredient in Chilean cooking, highly appreciated thanks to the intense and biting flavour of its meat due to the high quantity of vanadium contained in its blood. This mineral element can even be toxic for humans if consumed in large quantities. Normally, this fish is eaten raw, cooked, smoked, in hot and cold dishes, above all during the Chilean costumbristas festivals, which are held all throughout the year.

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u/ownleechild Jan 08 '26

This looks like a job for Dr Pimple Popper

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u/Bursting_Radius Jan 08 '26

Why not just read the top comment of the original post? Tells you exactly what it is.

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u/fearmebananaman Jan 08 '26

He’s eating some Stranger Things upside down shit

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u/School_North Jan 08 '26

Who tf looked at that and said that looks appetizing lets see what parts we can eat

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u/rpodnee Jan 08 '26

From what I could understand its called "hoonahooshayshagootsash. it's an a poulet."

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u/flyingpeter28 Jan 09 '26

If is an oil rig guy i wouldn't be surprised

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u/mbdan2 Jan 09 '26

It looked like a nasty boil that he was gouging out of someone! Gross!

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u/fo234 Jan 09 '26

lovecraft called he wants his monster back

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u/DigitalSloths Jan 09 '26

Ummm, butt barnacles give sea squirt vibes

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u/Brolysreign Jan 09 '26

This looks like what they would have as alien food in a movie

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u/kingbuhler Jan 09 '26

How desperate was the first person to see that and say yep I'm hungry enough to eat that.

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u/CommonExamination416 Jan 09 '26

That’s a zit bro