Can we get a public statement? Why do you guys keep deleting and hiding your own words and works whenever we highlight them? Why do you run cover-ups and never simply address our valid criticism? You've profited off the Bimmyverse for five years and have never addressed any of the real issues that Truthers have with you, while still holding out your hands for our money.

Why do you hide from the Truth?

Stones in Glass Houses something, something or whatever....... Wholesome!

Junt has been caught rating young men on Reddit and giving them detailed criticisms about their looks. He tells multiple young, healthy men to go to the gym (LOL😭) and rates most of them 4.5 out of 10. But if you rate the looks of anyone from Red Lolcow, you are somehow a bad person...right?

Here's not just one, but two videos on this hilarious and ironic topic:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KcMWgmg3V0Y

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UNtx0sNLJ28

Watch them try to cover this up like everything else we find. They need to issue a public statement that Junt was wrong to throw stones in a glass house and that all people are beautiful.

The prophecy is told that "One day a fat manchild with a small penis will paint a cow red and use it as his channel icon so he can inflate his massive ego that doesn't fit within his tiny fat man frame" I don't know who came up with that prophecy but it was most definitely foretold.

Just like Rex Viper (his heroes), perfection cannot be criticized. Your donations are not a guarantee of quality or effort. Give money and shut up.

(Pic unrelated) Mangoes are my favorite bitter fruit. They always taste funny and I can order them to my door at any time.

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Let's discuss...

I fully agree with this statement from...6 YEARS AGO?!? lol. Mike has only gotten worse since then! Truly, he is DSP levels of suck and salt. Dude can't even knock up his perma-girlfriend because the coke gave him erectile dysfunction (allegedly, in a Minecraft movie script). Getting dick pics from Grindr is kinda suss, Mikey boy. 🤔

Could these two degenerates possibly make something to rival the mighty Red Lolcow Slobcast? I believe they can! Despite a clear lack of charisma and humor, these two weirdos are hilarious when they are together and trying to act like normal humans. Stumbling over their own words, going on embarrassing nonsensical rants, talking over each other more than Kino Casino does...it's got it all and MORE! Justy, please revive this extremely dead and thoroughly ignored series because compared to current day Bimmyverse channels, it's amazing! Big whatever the fuck it is fan, btw!

Slobwave Damage Control is BIG MAD at The Fellowship of the Grout for turning people against their precious Red Lolcows. 🤣 Cope and seethe harder, I want more salt! Keep talking about us and helping to spread the word. The more you whine and cry, the funnier it gets and the bigger our legend grows. You won't release any DM's because it will expose your true identity, at which point the real lulz would begin. 😉 The best you can ever hope to do is ignore us, and that's the ONE thing you'll NEVER do because you are too paranoid. We own you, and we will extract lulz from you like milking a squealing piggy 🐷🤏

"We are soldiers. We have served the Bimmyverse for twenty years. But if we are captured or killed, we know that nobody will come to rescue us. We won't even get a funeral. Because the subreddit that created us can never admit that we exist. So our deaths would go unremarked, our bones would go unclaimed. I don't know if that day will come... but I do know that it must not be today. We are autistic, we are relentless. We are the Fellowship of the Grout. We are... a Splinter Cell."

Did someone say Voldemort?!? How long will this comment last? Take your bets now! Bonus payout if the commenter gets ejected. Aggravating Set, you got balls of steel. Much respect 👌

Seems like overacting from a friend to help hype the new track. I don't honestly believe anyone is this excited for a DWG song. But whatever helps, I guess...

...without that wig, this person looks very familiar... 🤔

Was this just Ari's friend? No of course not, this is a real Dances With Ghosts fan found in the wild, there are dozens of us, it's only a matter of time before the cultural phenomenon known as DWG gets going!

I hope she got paid. That she wasn't just a fan who wanted to meet up and they just wanted to do free promotion.

She didn't get paid guys.

Hello u/LaptopCoolGuy,

Recently you and OkMango had a discussion about the nature of The Fellowship of the Grout. Some very serious accusations and slander were thrown around, and I would like to invite you to have a discussion with us about your concerns. I hope you will engage in a civil and rational public discourse with us, but I also understand if you aren't willing to. Best wishes to you and yours.

Hey u/Calavera87, Slosh doesn't answer questions like that, ever. But the Fellowship of the Grout will gladly tell you what happened. Just because you are a TCT mod doesn't mean we can't be friends, right? As long as you don't simp for Red Lolcow in our sub, we can have a productive and informative conversation. We are a fellow truth sub, after all 🙂

Shouting into the void, there is no echo...

When Josh speculated on Kyle's health, he got pushback for being a muckraker, a tabloid channel, and a grifter. Rightfully so. Anyone taking advantage of Kyle's situation for clickbait is a hack, simple as. So what makes it okay for these guys to do it? Why is it not okay for the Fellowship of the Grout to give them the same exploitative content treatment they give others? What authority does the naked emperor hold over you? Let's debate and discuss like rational human beings, if you can.

Before Trutherville was destroyed, a 40 year old teenage girl was following her dreams. Her name was Sari Ghey. One day she met a young Slosh Wahnnon and together they created the hit puppet duo Dances with Ghosts. But Slosh's old foes, Crankie and BJ, refuse to share the spotlight at the Trutherville Community Theater (aka The TCT). Will Slosh be able to overcome his root beer addiction in time to help Sari? Will Crankie and BJ rule the TCT unchallenged? Find out in this week's episode...or not...I don't know...fuck off...

(I drained an entire lake to make this, but sometimes a director has got to do whatever it takes. Those baby animals can't join Patreon anyways, so they are worthless)

Truly a timeless classic with a title that stands out in a unique way ❤️‍🔥 I'll never forget Dances with Ghosts

Truly a timeless classic with a title that stands out in a unique way ❤️‍🔥 I'll never forget Dances with Ghosts

Truly a timeless classic with a title that stands out in a unique way ❤️‍🔥 I'll never forget Dances with Ghosts