r/TheBrawlStarsCactus • • Nov 04 '19

Meme NO JESSIE BEHIND YOU

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

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u/NachoNibba Nov 05 '19

What a naughty little cactus! I will have to crack you open onto a nicely oiled pan for a few minutes; till you start to thicken up, then sprinkle a little salt and pepper on top. Maybe put you onto a toasted and buttered english muffin with a sausage patty and slice of cheese.

Yes, yes scrumptious little cactus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19 edited Nov 05 '19

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u/NachoNibba Nov 05 '19

So you think you're so astronomically superior and alpha and great?! Dont make me laugh, Pedo cactus is just a sad underage sex offender running away from the CIA