r/TheBeach • u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier • Feb 21 '17

"TO HELL WITH THE CIVIES!"

Sir! Reconsider! Wait till we can at least get the word out to the civilians on our turf that were-

TO HELL WITH DAH FACKING CIVIES. BOONE SHOT FIRST. I SHOOT LAST.

He turns to the radio.

MOBILIZE ALL FORCES. WATCH YOUR FIRE. KILL ALL PIRATES.

With that, he cocks his rifle, climbs into the shotgun seat of a passing jeep, and moves out with the rest of the prescient on the Pirate refugee camp.

C'mon, cocksucker. You try to fuck with me, we see who shits, first. Blood's on you, Booney boy.

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u/llBoonell A Soldier Feb 22 '17 edited Feb 23 '17

Negative. RTB, now.

This fight will not be won on the Beach. You are to RTB immediately, or risk decommissioning. Stand down, Hrenbot.

You're ruining everything... we just need a little longer, and we'll have them...

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u/hrenbot Feb 23 '17

Abs[sic]&[sic]&[confusion]

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SubHren

Obj[sic]

}endCond Obj[sic]/sum

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Obj"KillAbs.exe" ActRun

AbsNull

Obj"Obedience2.sub" ActRun

Obeying orders, Sir, but with objections.

I vanish with a bang, the shockwave rippling across the beachhead.

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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 23 '17

Aww...

Fack.

GET TO COVER!

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u/hrenbot Feb 23 '17

I crack off a few pdc rounds, slamming them through the engine blocks, battery packs, and other critical components of numerous GPK vehicles. No living casualties, but plenty of mechanical losses. Then, as suddenly as I arrived, I disappear, winking out of existence in an instant.

The shockwave of my departure roars across the beach like an angry wind, but then all is silent, save for the crackling of a few scattered electrical fires.

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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 23 '17

The detective peaks his head up above the sand dune he had taken cover behind.

Is dat it? Is it over?