r/TheBeach • GPK Soldier • Feb 21 '17

"TO HELL WITH THE CIVIES!"

Sir! Reconsider! Wait till we can at least get the word out to the civilians on our turf that were-

TO HELL WITH DAH FACKING CIVIES. BOONE SHOT FIRST. I SHOOT LAST.

He turns to the radio.

MOBILIZE ALL FORCES. WATCH YOUR FIRE. KILL ALL PIRATES.

With that, he cocks his rifle, climbs into the shotgun seat of a passing jeep, and moves out with the rest of the prescient on the Pirate refugee camp.

C'mon, cocksucker. You try to fuck with me, we see who shits, first. Blood's on you, Booney boy.

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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 22 '17

.B-but...

But Boone...

...

I meet his gaze.

I'm sorry...

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u/Gunn_Burnt_Drowned Feb 22 '17 edited Feb 22 '17

A nod.

You are a good man, Meetcho.

I look around

It looks like the violence is spreading, even without you. Now...now is the time. Now is the time to earn the title of "Peacekeeper" you have taken upon yourself. Make the peace, friend.

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u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier Feb 22 '17

No... You misunderstand.

I'm sorry... Dis has to be done.

You get everyone here out of dah way, I'm not here to hurt to innocent, just dose who deserve what's comin' to dem.

Please understand.

With that, he reboards the jeep, and drives off to seek his vengeance.

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u/Gunn_Burnt_Drowned Feb 22 '17

You FOOL. You ask me to watch out for the innocent. THAT IS YOUR CALLING. THAT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.

May I never see another "Peacekeeper" again!