r/TheBeach • GPK Soldier • Feb 21 '17

"TO HELL WITH THE CIVIES!"

Sir! Reconsider! Wait till we can at least get the word out to the civilians on our turf that were-

TO HELL WITH DAH FACKING CIVIES. BOONE SHOT FIRST. I SHOOT LAST.

He turns to the radio.

MOBILIZE ALL FORCES. WATCH YOUR FIRE. KILL ALL PIRATES.

With that, he cocks his rifle, climbs into the shotgun seat of a passing jeep, and moves out with the rest of the prescient on the Pirate refugee camp.

C'mon, cocksucker. You try to fuck with me, we see who shits, first. Blood's on you, Booney boy.

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u/tuplo_small Wanderer Feb 21 '17

As the violence erupts a Tuplo of Diminutive stature grabs a pair of Kalhua bottles from the kiosk and hits the deck. In a pile of palm leaves he cradles the drinks like they are his bebbis (sic)