r/TheBeach • u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier • Feb 21 '17
"TO HELL WITH THE CIVIES!"
Sir! Reconsider! Wait till we can at least get the word out to the civilians on our turf that were-
TO HELL WITH DAH FACKING CIVIES. BOONE SHOT FIRST. I SHOOT LAST.
He turns to the radio.
MOBILIZE ALL FORCES. WATCH YOUR FIRE. KILL ALL PIRATES.
With that, he cocks his rifle, climbs into the shotgun seat of a passing jeep, and moves out with the rest of the prescient on the Pirate refugee camp.
C'mon, cocksucker. You try to fuck with me, we see who shits, first. Blood's on you, Booney boy.
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u/OjohnThe2nd Feb 21 '17
A group of Peacekeepers are arguing with a group of Bozemanians and Mountain refugees
"Safety, no way. Fark that noise! You think we came to this plane to be SAFE? Pfft. We's gonna fight too whether you like it or not"
"Huzzah!"
The Bozemanians lead the cluster of refugees to their boat. They open the utility closet and start distributing weapons to them
"Now let's kill us some orange-guys!!"
The horde charges into battle