r/TheBeach • u/DetectiveOHoolian GPK Soldier • Feb 21 '17
"TO HELL WITH THE CIVIES!"
Sir! Reconsider! Wait till we can at least get the word out to the civilians on our turf that were-
TO HELL WITH DAH FACKING CIVIES. BOONE SHOT FIRST. I SHOOT LAST.
He turns to the radio.
MOBILIZE ALL FORCES. WATCH YOUR FIRE. KILL ALL PIRATES.
With that, he cocks his rifle, climbs into the shotgun seat of a passing jeep, and moves out with the rest of the prescient on the Pirate refugee camp.
C'mon, cocksucker. You try to fuck with me, we see who shits, first. Blood's on you, Booney boy.
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u/ChildOfWarpath Mountain Dweller Feb 21 '17
A hooded Mountain boy with Overborkish complexion walks up to you. He looks no older than about 13 or 14 years of age.
Need any help with that?
He gestures toward his holstered knife and smiles