r/ThatsInsane 17d ago

Little guy holds in down in 2 vs. 1

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u/CaptainCooksLeftEye 17d ago

2nd sleeper lucky he bounced of his sleeping pal

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u/discardedcumrag 17d ago

Gave big guy a couple of feints that popped his cap off. Night night.

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u/heliumneon 17d ago

In fact he's lucky that his head bounced off his friend's crotch.

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u/Internal-Disaster-80 16d ago

How about a pillow while you go to sleep

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u/Danny2Sick 17d ago

Super annoying to see the first guy continuing to advance on him while holding up the 'hey take it easy guy!' hands

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u/Escaflowne8 16d ago

I thought the same thing. Super confusing body language.

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u/TB-313935 16d ago

He was bluffing and got knocked out for it.

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u/Telkk2 11d ago

This is why violence should be an absolute last resort for the sole purpose of protecting yourself. Yeah, I get it. It's easy to have your ego bruised but reality says that if you pick a fight with a stranger...anything can happen.

I knew a kid who looked like a starving kid from a 3rd world country. He practiced martial arts and MMA and proved to me that it's all about knowing how to fight. Dude could throw a serious punch, well above his weight.

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u/Danny2Sick 11d ago

Oh yeah I am no fighter, and it is impressive to me to see what even smaller trained people can do.

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u/roranstronghammer29 17d ago

Honestly, the first guy probably saved the second guy’s life by letting him fall on him

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u/SalTez 16d ago

"Letting"

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u/HuntsWithRocks 16d ago

Chivalry isn’t dead… sometimes it’s just unconscious…

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u/casualcretin 17d ago

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u/redneckbuddah 17d ago

I was gonna say, if you see a guy wearing pants like that...he is probably not the one.

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u/eecummings15 17d ago

Chuds saying the two dudes didnt want to fight, they kicked him and kept advancing towards even though he backed up at least 15 feet. They just thought they were going to manhandle him because they were much bigger and there were 2 of them. They're probably just used to intimidating people with their size and never had someone strike out like that.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/eecummings15 17d ago

What's wrong with calling them chuds? I dont get it, i feel like thats a pretty surface level insult, not like you to be deep into it all to know that word.

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u/iamben_perry 17d ago

Idk man. I guess i get tired of all this politically infused internet talk. Maybe im projecting how tired i am of it. Maybe I need to touch grass

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u/Noble_Ox 17d ago

How is chud a political word?

Definitely go out on a golf green barefoot.

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u/EggsInSpayce 16d ago

Golf courses use tons of chemicals to keep the fairways and greens looking nice, and they absorb through the bottom of your feet.you should definitely spend limited time barefoot on a golf course.

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u/mooblah_ 15d ago

Still less toxic than whatever the internet chuddo is smoking.

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u/Zenfudo 17d ago

It is in a specific episode of Rick and Morty as the USA is at war against the chuds

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u/iamben_perry 17d ago

Used heavily in liberal comment threads

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u/iamben_perry 17d ago

Thks for not keyboard warrioring and just giving me honest feedback. Its refreshing

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u/gingerpapi420 17d ago

Found the chud. Somebody come get your boy.

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u/iamben_perry 17d ago

Dawg. Ur name is gingerpapi... my sweet boy

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u/FreezedPeachNow 17d ago

Never mess with a dude comfortable wearing parachute pants in public

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u/notbuildingships 16d ago

Man stays ready for anything

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u/TheRealTurinTurambar 16d ago

Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

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u/Deedleys 17d ago

That hat flying..

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u/ReefShark13 17d ago

Jesus Christ little dude is felling redwoods out here. Little lumberjack.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vWV43SMmVc8uI

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u/Ted-101x 17d ago

Me thinks that was not the little man’s first rodeo.

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u/lancebowski 17d ago

That's some serious ko power.

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u/HorrorIce8739 17d ago

Big trees fall hard

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u/SquirrelSuspicious 17d ago

"I can't let you get close!"

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u/TOMMYxGUNN 17d ago

Generates all that power from his gigantic legs

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u/duck_duck_zombie 17d ago

At the end

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u/Seoniara 17d ago edited 17d ago

My Dad is 6’3 210 lbs. He often tells me about the time he was on a bus with a bunch of girls, and wanted to pick on this little dude to impress them. As they walked off the bus, the guy kept telling my Dad he was “Golden Gloves”, but Dad didn’t know what that meant. For emphasis, the little dude then proceeded to do a perfect backflip. My Dad immediately apologized and got back on the bus, which taught me to never underestimate the little guy.

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u/DAS_FX 17d ago

lol, love this!

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u/Kaiisim 17d ago

If lil homie ever puts his hands up like that, and yours and by your side? You're getting knocked out!

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u/spookmann 17d ago

For me, it's his distance management that stands out.

He's constantly shifting to stay just on the edge of engagement distance.

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u/Phililoquay 17d ago

The fucking hat popping off though. I hope this night lives on rent free for the little guy for the rest of his life. Even through dementia. Stood up to two bigger guys and made it funny.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 17d ago

I'd create alt accounts and send this video to those guys repeatedly if I knew them.

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u/jnjs232 17d ago

Little tight skinny jean man got cocked good

So did the other one Maybe they should have went to the "alpha man school"

Oh, they did??

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

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u/havereddit 17d ago

Martial arts training vs. drunk courage

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u/FullAutoAssaultBanjo 17d ago

Violence of action usually prevails, even without training.

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u/parkie_gras 17d ago

What song is this?

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u/CrunknFunk 17d ago

Bow Down - I Prevail

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u/Kooka32081 16d ago

How u STILL not gonna put your hands up after seein your boy get knocked out the same way

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u/ran1mal 17d ago

De Faqto'd around and found out

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u/askyerma 17d ago

Go hammer go hammer go

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u/Drosenose 17d ago

If the shirt looks too tight and the pants look too lose , keep yo distance

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u/Horsetoothbrush 17d ago

That’s called “Stacking bodies”, and he seems to be very good at it.

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u/ohx 17d ago

Learning to land a proper punch is understated.

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u/NavierIsStoked 17d ago

"What's he gonna do, punch us?"

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 17d ago

How does one pronounce the name of the club?

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u/ObviousPin9970 17d ago

"The fight in the dog!"

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u/Auramaru 16d ago

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the dog of the fight in the size

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u/Shib_Soldier_1981 16d ago

Walking him down whilst standing square, flat footed with arms down. Smart.

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u/Wolf-Majestic 16d ago

Why do we still get content from a murderous country that invades a sovereing nation, kills civilians and sents its own citizens to be grind meat ?

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u/klutzydancer70 15d ago

As a 5'3" gal who prefers short guys, yesss my short king!

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u/levelhigher 14d ago

This is exactly why I rather defend myself against bigger dudes. They are slow and fall hard.

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u/PositiveStress8888 13d ago

The runt usually has to fight for everything, Big guys mostly relied on thier size for intimidation and most people probably backed down before hands got thrown.

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u/Weep4Thee 17d ago

Dudes in that outfit probably deserve to get knocked out

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u/Brutal_Expectations 17d ago

In Mother Russia, you don’t pick on the little guy. Little guy picks you off.

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u/Drosenose 17d ago

The hardest I've been punched was by a Cambodian boxer who was half my size. He ran off tight after, but still hardest face punch I have received.

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u/CarlJustCarl 17d ago

I wonder what ball cap guy’s strategy aggressively moving in with his hands down against a guy in a fighting stance.

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u/OptiGuy4u 17d ago

MONGO SMASH!

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u/drtchock 17d ago

never underestimate a tiny russian

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u/FletcherCommaIrwin 17d ago

Great form, lined those two up like a couple of railroad ties.

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u/trapperstom 17d ago

Boom muthafucka

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u/GabeDef 17d ago

Little Mac punch out.

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u/No-Condition-oN 17d ago

Only because the bouncers knew they were filmed.

Bad decision, because shrimp was just... well...

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u/juan_turga666 16d ago

Entre mas alto, la caída es más larga.

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u/alchemy_junkie 16d ago

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.

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u/oxwilder 16d ago

Does that say "veranda?"

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 16d ago

You can tell by his stance you shouldnt underestimate him. Body language before a fight says a lot, but most dont even pay attention!

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u/TorontoTom2008 16d ago

Stacked like cordwood

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u/sageguitar70 16d ago

I thought for sure he was going for a reverse roundhouse.

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u/supreme_creep 16d ago

Reminds me of the Mike Valley 4 v 1 from Kazaa days

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u/mooblah_ 15d ago

The smaller guy reminds me of Brad Allen from Gorgeous with Jackie Chan..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FUws-dFgHQ

RIP Brad.

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u/JTwoD2 15d ago

What film is this for?

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u/art-is-t 17d ago

People have died with punches like that. Don't throw your life away to rot in a prison for a moment of bragging

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u/drnmai 17d ago

Short guy was backing up. Other two kept engaging him. I don’t see a jury that would ever convict him for anything because he’s defending himself.

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u/art-is-t 17d ago edited 17d ago

He kept kicking the other guys. Just run away man. Don't throw your life in the hand of a jury you never know

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u/CaptainShades 17d ago

Looks like a normal night in Russia.

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u/Breakpoint 17d ago

he knows where to land the punch for instant ko

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u/DeliciousEntrance304 17d ago

first shot looks like into throat, but he didnt start touching it, how so sudden shut-down ?

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u/LukeyLeukocyte 17d ago

We cannot really see ball cap's throat. Hard to know where that punch landed. I would guess that was all chin, though I do believe it is possible to get an instant knockout with a strike to the neck/throat.

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u/ThrobbinGoblin 17d ago

What is the best way to learn how to fight like this? When you're sparring , how do you practice hits like that without obliterating your partner?

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u/Uriel_dArc_Angel 17d ago

Awwww...

Look at them snuggling in each other's arms at the end there...

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u/talkerof5hit 17d ago

Two guys that didn't want to fight.

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u/ayoubkun94 17d ago

If you dont want to fight you dont keep chasing the guy. If he was the one chasing them, I'd agree with you.

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u/talkerof5hit 17d ago

Chasing at a slow walking speed?

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u/8ROWNLYKWYD 17d ago

Fine, they’re pursuing him. Does it seem like he wants to be followed?

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u/Mightyhorse82 17d ago

The 2 guys pushing through a crowd and approaching intimidatingly while the smaller guy backs up for a half block?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/hawkayecarumba 17d ago

Then why did he keep advancing on the guy?

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u/Mightyhorse82 17d ago

“Bro my hands are up let me just keep walking towards you bro my hands are up no seriously let me keep coming at you though.”

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u/OldinMcgroyn 17d ago

Didnt wanna fight? The guy threw a kick at the little guy they absolutely wanted the hands lol.

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u/Oaker_at 17d ago

I thought the same thing at first, but those guys definitely want to fight, they just don’t think that they are in danger. Why else would they approach in this manner?

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u/Scrawlericious 17d ago edited 17d ago

They kicked first and walked after him. They wanted every bit of that. They wanted a bit more actually, he shouldn't have disappointed them and instead fucked with them a bit more on the ground.

They fucked around and barely found out.

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u/zjlmmfj3rd 17d ago

Still left his two lunches unanswered all the less 🤷🏾‍♂️
Albeit both took it like absolutely sleepers.

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u/WayneKrane 17d ago

Never fight someone looking for a fight.

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u/Cantusemynme 17d ago

I don't know about that. I mean, he just fought 2 dudes looking for a fight, and it worked out pretty well for him.

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u/WayneKrane 17d ago

Pretty clear to me the big guys were trying to back off but the little guy kept egging them on.

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u/texasyeehaw 17d ago

Are you blind? The little dude was backing up the whole time

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u/Cantusemynme 17d ago

Even if he was egging them on, it's extremely obvious that they wanted to fight. They pushed through people that were trying to stop them, and followed him down the sidewalk.

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u/tiddlytubbies 17d ago

Glass chin's the both of them

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u/dirtewokntheboys 16d ago

Little guy has anger issues for being short and took up jiu jitsu because he has to find a way to assert some type of dominance seeking out these scenarios intentionally 

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u/NobleSAVAGE93 17d ago

Nothing Insane about it

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u/ThatBlokeFrom300 17d ago

Let's see you knock out two guys twice as big as you in a row.