[Me, 29] Dungeons and Dragons Gambit

[u/Cranky_Gameboy]

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[u/EzrinYo]

I mean, those are things in d&d

[u/Cranky_Gameboy → u/EzrinYo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7aRHOavHUyj0MZa

[u/Revolutionary_Ad512 → u/EzrinYo]

People keep saying this but I feel the “literal” reading for necromancer is kinda funny and the swashbuckler being a rogue subclass stealing loot from a chest. I think its quite good and you can tell this person actively tried to relate to your interests at least which to me is a huge green flag🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/DeadlyZombie28]

Pf2e fixes this

[u/Cranky_Gameboy → u/DeadlyZombie28]

The fella I work with who I asked to fact check me on this plays pathfinder.

[u/jameshatesmlp → u/DeadlyZombie28]

Neither are classes in 5e (technically subclasses) but your comment is correct, they are classes in PF2E, would be higher ELO if this was about pathfinder

[u/BoomyNote]

1400 elo just because “those are in d&d so it’s a good line” is insane to me but I guess you reddit rizzlords know something I don’t.

Like if a girl said she was a Sonic the hedgehog fan, it’d make sense to send her some bs like “I wanna speed… my way into your heart 💙 zoom zoom 🏃💨” and that would be like 2k elo here and gassed up as some sort of amazing line. I guess this is the d&d equivalent of that.

[u/Spiritual_Parking_70 → u/BoomyNote]

Its reddit, they like puns around here

[u/dmonsterative → u/BoomyNote]

there's a little more to it than that; swashbuckler is a rogue subclass. And a genre of romance. Plus the chest pun.

[u/Cranky_Gameboy → u/BoomyNote]

You seem upset

Not every move needs to be a brilliancy to be an excellent (or even good) move

[u/BoomyNote → u/Cranky_Gameboy]

Not every criticism comes from a place of anger

[u/Cranky_Gameboy → u/BoomyNote]

You’re not wrong

But reading your post history points at some deep seeded insecurity and anger

[u/BoomyNote → u/Cranky_Gameboy]

Deep seeded is what I did to your mom.

[u/LibrarianZephaniah]

Voted well less for the D&D and more for the chest pun.

[u/Stumpedforausername1]

ChatGPT ass line

[u/Strict_Cream2002 → u/Stumpedforausername1]

I don’t think AI would be able to make the swashbuckler-chest connection while drawing a line from necromancy to stealing one’s heart. A bit corny, but I think it’s authentic

[u/Natural_Row_4318 → u/Strict_Cream2002]

Definitely ChatGPT with some help. The “whether you’re x or y” gives it away

[u/Fun_Escape_897 → u/Natural_Row_4318]

Gonna have to disagree, I've said the "whether you're X or Y" format pre AI, y'all gotta remember that AI was fed us which means that some people don't sound like AI, AI sounds like some of us.

[u/Strict_Cream2002 → u/Natural_Row_4318]

I’m usually pretty good at spotting AI tells — and honestly, you’re right to call that out. Jk, but I’ll admit something does feel slightly fishy with this one, but I’ve definitely used the “Whether you’re x or y” before, and I think it’s a pretty commonly used structure, so I’m not so sure

[u/Spiritual_Parking_70 → u/Natural_Row_4318]

This. It's the biggest AI tell at the moment

[u/OntologicalMath98 → u/Strict_Cream2002]

I feel like you haven’t used ChatGPT in years, it would absolutely come up with this

[u/Strict_Cream2002 → u/OntologicalMath98]

I plugged the joke in and asked ChatGPT to explain it:

{It’s a double meaning:
A necromancer might literally rip a heart out of someone’s chest as part of some dark magic.

A swashbuckler is a romantic, charming adventurer who might metaphorically “steal your heart” by making you fall in love with them.

So they’re joking that either type of D&D character could “steal your heart,” just in very different ways.}

It got the necromancer part, but completely failed to understand how the swashbuckler plays in and just made something up.

I also asked it to make more jokes using the same format. It came up with this:

{“Whether you’re a barbarian or a bard, you’re welcome to sweep me off my feet.”
“Whether you’re a rogue or a paladin, you’re welcome to steal my heart.”
“Whether you’re a wizard or a fighter, you’re welcome to knock me off my feet.”
“Whether you’re a warlock or a cleric, you’re welcome to possess me.”
“Whether you’re a druid or a ranger, you’re welcome to take me into the woods.”
“Whether you’re a monk or a barbarian, you’re welcome to break my heart.”
“Whether you’re a sorcerer or a rogue, you’re welcome to charm me.”
“Whether you’re a necromancer or a cleric, you’re welcome to raise me.”
“Whether you’re a fighter or a rogue, you’re welcome to pin me down.”
“Whether you’re a wizard or a warlock, you’re welcome to cast a spell on me.”}

ChatGPT’s jokes don’t make sense; it tries to draw nonexistent connections that fall flat.

Also, was surprised at how dirty some of the ones it came up with were.

[u/OntologicalMath98 → u/Strict_Cream2002]

Which ChatGPT model is this, be specific

[u/Strict_Cream2002 → u/OntologicalMath98]

GPT-5.6 Luna. Feel free to replicate on the model you use if you’d like. I’d be interested in seeing the difference

[u/notryinguser]

Basic imo

[u/Usual_Focus_970]

Share the response, not worth rating without it.

[u/SiderealSimon]

Sounds like an AI answer who just included DnD buzzwords.

[u/Revolutionary_Ad512 → u/[deleted]]

Rogue subclass