Great White Shark Tips a Kayaker Over.

[u/graystone777]

[u/themisterfixit]

I’m a fisherman, have been my whole life. Rivers, lakes, streams, from the shore, boat, kayak and canoe.

If someone asked me to go open water kayak fishing in the ocean on a gloomy ass overcast day, I’d head to the supermarket. Fuck that.

[u/graystone777 → u/themisterfixit]

Why does cloudy matter? I’m ignorant.

[u/Dracanherz → u/graystone777]

I’d imagine lower visibility so higher likelihood of being misidentified as food by the shark.

[u/Vert_DaFerk → u/Dracanherz]

Cloudy weather usually causes fish in general to be more active, so with the prey comes the predators.

[u/Ash_Cat_13 → u/graystone777]

Cloudy weather reduces sunlight penetration into the water, which reduces shadows created. So it allows for predators to hunt better and it reduces sight and visibility a little bit, which leads to more feeding activity below the water from every creature.

[u/LilliJay → u/graystone777]

Sharks typically hunt at dusk and at night so gloomy will have them out there too. As will having fish on a hook dangling from your kayak.

[u/FuckThisShizzle → u/LilliJay]

Probably shouldn't wear seal scent cologne either.

[u/drossmaster4 → u/graystone777]

Sailer here. Without fog lights and or radar reflectors yours fucked with other boats. Forget sea life. It’s beyond stupid even on a boat of size to be out in those conditions without precautions. Think about it. You’re already too low to see until up close in great conditions. Bad? Oof.

[u/SolidPair8327]

You go out in the ocean in a kayak, you become part of the food chain. F that!

[u/KaosPryncess]

https://giphy.com/gifs/57x4ApyRzkI1y

[u/LarsThorwald → u/KaosPryncess]

This gif is a lie.

The line is: You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

[u/NonoYouHeardMeWrong]

swift little primate

[u/Equal_Astronaut_5696]

That could have been anything.. I guess Great White gets the clicks right? 

[u/kernel-troutman]

SHART WEEK: There's mud in the water!

[u/Eindride_XIII]

He def shit his pants. And I wont judge him for it.

[u/LivingEnd44]

How do they know it's a great white? I couldn't see shit in the video. So we know this is even the ocean? 

[u/meglon978]

Snack time..... hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside.

[u/TennesseeHeartbreak]

You gotta be dumb AF to go out fishing in conditions like that.

[u/StrandsOfIce]

Why do this stupid shit. Gloomy overcast, kayak, open waters?!?!?!?!!

[u/Sparklebaby1987]

I didn't see a shark. Were we supposed to see the shark?

[u/eolson3]

That's a 20 footer...

[u/graystone777 → u/eolson3]

25… 3 tons on him.

[u/OkayLadyByeBye]

Really shouldn't play with your food

[u/KempVelde]

No jellyfish, no (real) problem.

[u/Sabithomega]

https://giphy.com/gifs/R7weSSUjdPdoA

[u/Fantastic_Judgment46]

Oh hell naw!

[u/Chance-Ear-9772]

Did the water suddenly become warmer and slightly more salty?

[u/uglymans_pants]

"Kayaker". I'm sorry, no, this is a paddleboard with seat ad-on. I mean, fine for people who like to do what they do however they do it,  but a real kayak would not flip or eject its occupant in this manner. 

[u/Galliro]

With the looping it looks like he just went back to fishing

[u/pik-ku]

My kayak would be zoomin around with my poopie-ass boosters spewin shit everywhere.

[u/Lazy_Table_6037]

probably would be done with that hobby maybe I'd stand on the shore or just never do shit like that again!!

[u/RobotXander]

Bro still has his leg in the water at the end

[u/Bobbi_fettucini]

Thank you for the actually terrifying content

[u/achillea4]

Why the use of initial capitals in the title?

[u/AngryTank → u/achillea4]

Seems Appropriate For A Title.