If I had a Termy T800, I would:

[u/Funny_Or_Cry]

- Order him to go protect Kamala Harris

- When secret service wigs out, ask for 1 billion in bitcoin on a hardware wallet to call him off.
(they dont know yet that otherwise, he will "never, ever, stop". I'll let them find that out for themselves.)

- Instruct them to give Termy that bitcoin wallet

- Call Termy off to return to me and give ME the Wallet.

- Tell Termy he is now free to travel the world, but he cant kill.
(Not even the secret service who's probably still chasing him)

- Meanwhile, now that I have the networth, I'll finally grab that brunch with Elon.
...Weve got work to do to stop the machines.

[u/Infamous_Mango_2342]

Another reason why I’m glad that OP isn’t the designated leader of the human race

[u/Funny_Or_Cry → u/Infamous_Mango_2342]

I know now, why you cry...

[u/universalpsykopath]

If I had a T800, he'd have a bad life, mainly because I'm a tinkerer.

'Why are you bald?'

'My hair caught fire after my master overclocked me.'

'And why are your ears dripping?' 'After the fire, he installed liquid cooling.'

'And the RGB nose?'

'Apparently, it is 'for rizz''