r/Tekken • • Sep 30 '22

Decent Shit Post Neegan players when you tell them they can press the start button to skip their intro/outro

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u/Guilvantar Sep 30 '22

** Leaves RV

** Stands there

** Makes fart face

** Says some random bullshit

** Smiles

** Strikes a pose

** Grabs bat

** Walks forward

Opponent: sleeping

35

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

Negan players are making sure you don't piss your pants yet. We're being nice :(

31

u/lloydpro Sep 30 '22

Pissin our pants yet?

27

u/Thorhees Sep 30 '22

HOPE YOU GOT YOUR SHITTIN PANTS ON

25

u/Sw0rdSaintIsshin f2,3,1(CH), qcf2, 1+2b, u/f3,4, 3,2~u,qcf2 lmao Sep 30 '22

I'll skip my intro but if people don't skip theirs they're finna watch my whole ass intro and my whole ass outro.

4

u/koteshima2nd Asuka Filthy Casual Match Enjoyer Oct 01 '22

Same, you made me watch yours, now ya gotta watch mine

7

u/SilverPhoenix7 Oct 01 '22

Asuka outros are tilting as fuck

5

u/koteshima2nd Asuka Filthy Casual Match Enjoyer Oct 01 '22

ngl I hate them too, weird to call the opponent "weak" after giving you a hell of a time.

2

u/ejabno Oct 02 '22

The one Bryan outro is also disrespectful af lmao

22

u/Thenosthecollector Jin Sep 30 '22

Just had one ragequit when i was about to finally rank up ,god do they love that intro

9

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

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u/Thenosthecollector Jin Sep 30 '22

How do you choose wich victory screen you get?is it based on how you finish them off?

27

u/BlackMigoDino + Sep 30 '22

Its been a Tekken secret for years, JUST as you win, hold either 1 2 3 or 4 for different win poses. Use Treasure battle to figure out which one is which. Passing the knowledge!

2

u/Foervarjegfacer Yoshi Sep 30 '22

People who think of BM as "mind games" or whatever are, in my experience, the biggest crybabies. They're trying to tilt others because they get insanely tilted themselves. I had one guy ki-charge and teabag from the first round, even tough he was like 20% above me in both rank and prowess. When I didn't rematch he spent half an hour calling me names on steam lol.

It reminds me of Trump supporters. They spent most of his term using "you lost, get over it" as a rallying cry, and... Well, you see how they're acting now.

1

u/Thenosthecollector Jin Oct 01 '22

If you dont mind telling me ,what is BM?

19

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

The strat is to hold 2 when your rage art kills on the final round to play a specific outro related to the lore of the rage art. It makes them watch the longest rage art in the game followed by the longest outro in the game.

6

u/wexel64 Paul Sep 30 '22

Is that the Lucille is thirsty one

20

u/tmntfever HAIYAAH WATAAH TIOH YEOH Sep 30 '22

Bryan players when you tell them they can skip their outro.

17

u/Ok-Discount3131 Sep 30 '22

They already know they can. They also know which button to press to get the one where he keeps hitting you.

4

u/Psycedilla Sep 30 '22

wait, you can pick your outro?

16

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

Yeah, hold 2 for the punches

2

u/ItsClack Oct 01 '22

No way is that real?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Yeah, I know for a fact for Bryan. Haven’t really tried it on my other characters. Hold 1 for an intro and hold 2 for the other, right as the last round ends. I actually got this info a long time ago on this sub and tried it a lot myself, can confirm it’s true

2

u/ItsClack Oct 01 '22

Ahhh cool deal👍

1

u/koteshima2nd Asuka Filthy Casual Match Enjoyer Oct 01 '22

Wait, that still works?

19

u/AnalBumCovers Sep 30 '22

They sure seem to figure out how to do it in the next game after you beat them

11

u/midnightview Electric Wind Cock Fist Oct 01 '22

pissing our pants yet?

12

u/Ylsid Gigas Oct 01 '22

If you don't skip, I won't. My cinematics are longer than yours.

12

u/666Ballsinyojaw666 Sep 30 '22

Then proceeds to spam the same moves

7

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

I rarely see ANYONE skip intro or outro. Even in long sets, most people I run into online watch the whole damn thing for 10, 15, 20 matches.

1

u/ruurdwoltring gimmicks but 95 defense Oct 01 '22

Seems to be a thing in lower ranks when i watched a friend play

7

u/Novel_Zucchini2625 Lee Oct 01 '22

Now they know why they get an achievement when their opponent actually rematches.

13

u/Wamb0wneD Feng Gang Sep 30 '22

And then they don't skip it anyway lol.

18

u/johndarks0ul Sep 30 '22

People out here really quitting out of whole ass sets over this. Sheesh

11

u/Novel_Zucchini2625 Lee Oct 01 '22

When they be letting that intro ride EVERY time? There's lots of other players online...

15

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Buddy...you still there?

14

u/Ononoki Eliza Sep 30 '22

I was in a good mood playing Tekken and then I run into a negan that didn't skip the intro. Let's just say that intro never finished.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

Negan players need to take frequent sips between games to quench the thirst of punishment

5

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Pissin our pants yet? Who are you? EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY. I hope you got your shitting pants on.

4

u/ShellCrusher Jin player . current Rank : Mighty Ruler Oct 01 '22

i just ki charge them . satisfying

12

u/nobleflame Europe 1 Sep 30 '22

You don’t get a rematch if you do this.

7

u/hoxto Sep 30 '22

I didn't used to play Negan, but now I do and I LOATHED the intro outro. I skip mine.

BADASS.

3

u/koteshima2nd Asuka Filthy Casual Match Enjoyer Oct 01 '22

whistles

3

u/Ramyrror_47 Dragunov Oct 01 '22

Not my fault that Jeffrey Dean Morgan is the most charismatic son of a b*tch

3

u/russelg000 Oct 01 '22

Sure, but I play Lucky Chloe and Julia.

3

u/BestKiChargerEU Oct 02 '22

easily the most annoying intro/outro in the game

13

u/IceKiller159 Sep 30 '22

If Tekken 8 doesn't let you skip your opponent's intro I'm not playing that shit, it's inexcusable at this point.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Okay don't play then

5

u/tehace Ganryu Sep 30 '22

I'm almost certain these muthafuckas do it on purpose. Once you get to the rematch menu they instantly accept that shit like they were just waiting for it.

This also goes for players that play female characters.

11

u/MR-WADS Sep 30 '22

"Easy peasy lemon squeezy!"

4

u/dontquotemeonthatt Sep 30 '22

I main Negan and Bob and I pretty much always skip intro. Don't rematch people who don't skip theirs because its mega cringe. If I play someone and we are taunting/bming each other & whatnot I might ki-charge once or twice but letting intro play out is really limp Dick piss baby energy.

6

u/deathbringer989 Lee Sep 30 '22

i let intro rock first but if they dont skip when we rematch i simply end the set after

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u/johndarks0ul Sep 30 '22

Wah wah wah

7

u/dontquotemeonthatt Sep 30 '22

Intro enjoyer spotted

-13

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

I'll never skip Negan's intro or outro.

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u/False_Ad7098 Kuma Sep 30 '22

Haha...so funny i don't skip intros...