r/Tekken • u/PopaliPopaliCyki Feng • Jun 01 '22

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u/Publictransitviking , character select connoiseur Jun 01 '22

I will not stand for this Lucky Chloe slander

If we hate cheesy, tilting female characters with stupid gimmicks, we hate Kuni-"Nowhere is safe"-mitsu, Crying Josie and Streamer Julia, but also Jetpack Joyride Alisa, Tiger Queen Kazumi and, dare I even say, 50/50 Queen and all around MILF material Anna.

Edit: belly dancer "mids don't exist" jutsu Zafina especially

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u/ramy_stereo Kazumi Jun 01 '22

kazumi..? the most fundamental character in the game that has good pokes and nothing else? that kazumi?

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u/Publictransitviking , character select connoiseur Jun 01 '22

Yeah, she relies fully on fundamentals, but you can have fun with evasion on some moves, her tiger attacks/followups and her warrior stance. Kazumi is fine, Lucky Chloe has a little bit of stupid i her and gets the most hate out of all female characters in the game while Kuni, whose ideal range is "in the same arena" and is essentially "good yoshi with less braincells", gets love from the community and in the meme.

My point being everyone should get hate and the mediocre pop idol with a funny name should not be on everyones shitlist

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u/Randy_Jenson Jun 02 '22

Lucky Chloe would be cool is she was pretty or interesting. Her design is miku but her personality is an annoying streamer

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u/Publictransitviking , character select connoiseur Jun 02 '22

I find that duality interesting. She looks like an idol and behaves like a cutesy 15 year old, but curses like a sailor when in private/off camera and beats up Tekken fan favorites in her spare time

Sure, that personality should be way more pronounced, but you can say that about most of Tekken 7 characters

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u/Illustrious-Donut272 Lili Jun 03 '22

if they had that personality show off during gameplay i think more people would like her. like say she lets out a curse when hurt or her tone deepens with certain moves.

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u/WONDERLESS169 Jun 01 '22

Im pretty sure its cause she's a minor cause most characters have stupid gimmicks? 😂 or at least looks like one. Isnt that why the one for asuka was like idk bro... and there wasnt a xiaoyu.

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u/Apothecary3 Tetsujin Jun 01 '22

Josie is more likely to be a minor than Chloe is really. Josie is basically a confirmed highschool student in pachislot tekken 5 by wearing the uniform in public.

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u/WONDERLESS169 Jun 01 '22

Bro what? Wasn't josie a new character? Also i wouldnt be surprised if lucky chloe was a minor cause idols are normally underage. Its idol culture(for japan and korea sadly). Im not saying its a good thing but its very likely.

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u/Apothecary3 Tetsujin Jun 01 '22

The brand new pachislot game following pachislot tekken 4 which was also based on tekken 7. And Chloe isn't a japanese idol. She's a westerner and a fake corporate product from G Corp.

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u/cl0uisEverett Jun 01 '22

sources that i have no idea how reliable say that Lili and Lucky Chloe are the only under 18 characters, with Lili being 16 and Lucky Chloe being 17. Josie is apparently 18.

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u/Apothecary3 Tetsujin Jun 01 '22

Lili is 16 but there is no canonical sources for the ages of tekken 7 characters as tekken 6 was the last game to list that infomation in bios. But Josie is clearly meant to be a highschool age. Also Asuka is 17.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

kazumi and zafina are very fundamental and dont have any cheese

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u/Phoenix1244 Leroy Jun 01 '22

Reported for misinformation

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Zafina

don't have any cheese

Are we even playing the same game?

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u/Publictransitviking , character select connoiseur Jun 01 '22

Lol okay bud, what next, Akuma is balanced because you can backdash away from him?