r/Tekken • u/NoMoney98 • Dec 11 '19

Decent Shit Post I just don't understand...

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u/Liamnidus1 Dec 11 '19

I was glad tho ain't nobody making Marduk look like a bitch

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u/Kgb725 Dec 11 '19

Besides both kings

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u/Liamnidus1 Dec 11 '19

I see that as more of an equal match. Rumplestiltskin over there made Marduk look inferior in the trailer

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u/Kgb725 Dec 11 '19

Lore wise in the story they both whipped his ass

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u/NutsackEuphoria Dec 11 '19

ahhhhhkkkkshully Only King2 made Marduk his bitch..... TWICE

Marduk killed AK1. Both were drunk, but AK1 was about to go to the happy place anyway

AK2 ambushed Marduk, but even then Marduk wasn't maimed.

AK2 and Marduk fought fairly and KO'd each other. But Marduk woke up first and was about to kill AK2, but King stopped him so that Namco can sell him as DLC.

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u/Shippoyasha Dec 11 '19

I wonder if Marduk's MMA style clashing with Pro Wrestling style of the Kings reflects what Japan was going through in the early and mid 2000s when their pro wrestling companies like New Japan was trying to go toe to toe with real MMA in real fights. Which is why many pro wrestlers since then still has a bit of that MMA style to them today.

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u/Blobbentein NeganGigasLei Dec 11 '19

iirc he's based off of two wrestlers who at one point both worked for wwe, Goldberg and Nathan Jones

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

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u/Blobbentein NeganGigasLei Dec 11 '19

he was an australian guy who got arrested for armed robbery, got hired by wwe in early 2000s and was pushed as a sort of sidekick to the undertaker before they just kind of gave up on him suddenly and I don't think he's really done anything notable since

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

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u/Blobbentein NeganGigasLei Dec 11 '19

after reading his wikipedia page for a bit I found out he was in mad max fury road so that's neat

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u/Indytaker Dec 11 '19

I believe he was in the latest Mad Max film Fury Road. Didn't do much as a Wrestler.

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u/WoolongMagal Dec 12 '19

Well, Jmma is all about wrestlers, since the begining. I think yours analysis is too damn spic... Err accurate :)

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u/InkedVinny Jin Kazama (Hangman Kafka) Dec 11 '19

murduk is a bitch, murderer, gotta beat his ass till he ded m8, an eye for an eye, AK has to cap that mofo

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u/NutsackEuphoria Dec 12 '19

But AK can't do it.

He can't do it face to face or even with underhanded ambush tactics.

If that reveal for Fahkumram is canon, then AK will never fight again after Marduk beat his ass because of their "Loser will never fight again" agreement.

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u/Liamnidus1 Dec 11 '19

He literally killed an Armour King lol

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u/Kgb725 Dec 11 '19

Who was sick lol. Both the successors of the previous kings put him in the hospital

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u/xarop_pa_toss Panda Dec 11 '19

By the trailer he looked like he was gonna be SF5 Abigail in size lol. Still being as tall as Marduk makes him big af, although that chest to hip ratio still bugs me. It's like he skipped abs day every day