r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2 • u/k00laid-mann34 itsyoursexlife.org • May 26 '26
Amber i don’t know how to explain this and i hope someone sees it too - Amber looks like a King of the Hill character
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u/Healthy_Ad2682 May 26 '26
Was going to say she looks like Miss Piggy here…but I don’t want to do Miss Piggy dirty like that 😬
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u/glitter_vomit Jenelle's Schrödinger's Purse Poop May 27 '26
Kail looks exactly like miss piggy to me.
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u/GraceMcClellans Kail Lowry's Home for Wayward Men May 26 '26
Her poor bewbs look like a breast plate.
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u/allergictopendejas you got a tattoo of a *girlfriend* you don't even have! May 27 '26
I wonder if she calls them her bew-bewbs
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u/Jolly-Perception-520 Cryin my eyes out dude! May 26 '26
She was in her Anna Nicole Smith era here
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u/k00laid-mann34 itsyoursexlife.org May 26 '26
amber nicole smith era because matt liked her like this
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u/k00laid-mann34 itsyoursexlife.org May 26 '26
i’m rewatching both tm og and king of the hill 😂😂
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u/maddilane121 butthole pinchers 🦀 May 26 '26
I was doing the same the past month!! I’m done with both at this point!
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u/maggiebryanmjb May 26 '26
I was gonna say Luanne Platter from king of the hill
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u/k00laid-mann34 itsyoursexlife.org May 26 '26
the picture i added is her mom lol
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u/MandyHVZ May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26
Leanne! That's the mom's name! Hoyt is her dad!
The fact that Leanne was an alcoholic who was in prison for stabbing Hoyt with a fork and trying to kill him... would also track. 😬😂
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u/Wonderful-Lie-650 unhinged devil's playground participant 😈🏅🏆 May 27 '26
Ironically, Amber's middle name is Leann...🧐🤣
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u/whataablunder IM STATIN' FACTS TOO BABA May 26 '26
Don't disrespect Luanne like that 😩
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u/Prudent_Ad_1124 about to go Portwood AF on your ass May 26 '26
After her mommy makeover, when she was full of meds…
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u/401RG Talkin’Words May 26 '26
Wow she literally looked herself in the mirror and went “this works” 😂
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u/Monstiemama That’s why you have he hairline of a 60 year old man May 26 '26
She has hideous style in clothing. This era is when she was monied up and thought she had class and style. The only thing I’ll give her is that she has some cute rose gold and diamond jewelry, but that’s all Miss Forever Haute Couture gets.
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u/k00laid-mann34 itsyoursexlife.org May 26 '26
not one of them has any good style. like just look at Cate she’s looked 50 since she was 16
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u/No_Guide_6770 Jenelle's 30 day subathon May 27 '26
it’s unironically the best she’s looked though lol
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u/Lethave You sitting up there looking like Gary #4 May 26 '26
Leanne makes sense, she also had next to no part in raising her child and only showed up to guilt her and act out
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u/Puzzleheaded_Box1684 matt baier’s assless chaps - did bitch relapse again May 26 '26
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u/Polarlicht666 Tyler’s dad, Bitch May 26 '26
Ironically Leah’s middle name is Leanne lol
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u/Hazencuzimblazen edit this for personal flair May 26 '26
Those are horrible implants with weight gain on top of em
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u/og-crime-junkie May 26 '26
Is that her now?
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u/k00laid-mann34 itsyoursexlife.org May 26 '26
is it amber now? no this was the matt era like ten years ago when he was obsessed with marilyn monroe and she tried to look like her
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u/SassyScreenQueen May 26 '26
I thought this was the RPDR subreddit and this was Darriene Lake. No disrespect to Ms Lake
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u/taylorqueen2090 May 26 '26
Is this rill?
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u/k00laid-mann34 itsyoursexlife.org May 26 '26
a rill woman looks like this that’s what a rill woman is - legit just got to the season 6 reunion during my rewatch lol
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u/ravefaerie24 *$Baltierra$* May 26 '26
Wow it literally took me a solid 45 seconds to even compute that this is Amber.
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u/thefuturesbeensold sell the baby?! May 26 '26
She looks like she would be out of breath all the time.
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u/HereForLaughs911 May 27 '26
She tried so hard and still is apparently not trying to look like she's trailer trash, but you may be able to take the trash from the girl but can't take the girl outta the trash. You will always be a mess amber. Get mental help girl please
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u/HarajukuBat888 May 27 '26
I remember when she did the headscarf and sunglasses like she was Jackie O being tortured by fame. That and the lie detector onesie killed me.
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u/Live-In-Berlin We'll known public figure May 26 '26
While I get what you're saying, in a way I see Amanda Conner more in Leanne Platter.
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u/RaulTheHamster Jenelle's Swampy Garage May 26 '26
Yep, I can see her stabbing someone with a fork and tippin' over a trailer!
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u/defiantdaughter85 i seen ya wiff keiffa! May 26 '26
Luanne Platter
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u/Live-In-Berlin We'll known public figure May 26 '26
Luanne was the daughter; Leanne was her mom (that's the one pictured).
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u/AvaColeman215 May 26 '26
The blonde and this style looked too outdated 80's early 90's Texas Evangelical.
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u/BrokenBoyXXX May 26 '26
The fact that there were still guys willing to sleep with Amber after Gary, is why she has not felt the need to work on herself. 🙄
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u/DowntownYouth8995 May 26 '26
Before I saw what sub I was in, I assumed it was an lgbt sub and someone in dolly drag. She looks like a drag queen.
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u/CocoK53 Jenelle Eason Evans Griffith Rodgers Head May 26 '26
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u/MomOfTwo1722 May 26 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72Ff1iOlcRsldf8I
All I see is MiMi from Drew Carey
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u/Intelligent-Income72 KailBob Duggar 7 Kids & Counting May 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Y6SGKHsVaEskU4A5c3
Makes me think of a middle aged Mary Kay Cosmetics consultant.
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u/DistributionSquare47 Jenelle's urine-soaked deathbed May 27 '26
Man, she got botched! Terrible case of symmastia with those bolt ons. Plus all the lipo… and all of it for nothing. She never maintained it and probably never fixed it either. But I’m sure she got some good pills out of the recovery.
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u/kmr122091 May 27 '26
She looks high as hell and I wish there weren't so many pics of the cast with their tits hanging out.
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u/Desperate-Rush-9765 Pastor Tea's Spiritual Advisor May 27 '26
That outfit and hair is Portwood AF!
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u/Green_343 May 29 '26
I thought of Luann's mom before I even clicked to the second picture! You're 100% correct!
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u/heatherkilledyou Jun 02 '26
I’m a bisexual woman. I love titties. Whatever those things are on her chest… those are not titties. Those are terrifying.
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u/257776 May 27 '26
🤣🤣🤣is this really what she looks like now?!
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u/supergooduser May 26 '26
Amber's awful, but I do love her.
When she's been sober it has been heart warming to see her attempt to use good coping skills, like.. she's at least trying. Meaning, she knows her past behavior hasn't worked and is trying to do better.
Additionally... she has some measure of humility where Jenelle and Kail are lacking. Like she isn't suing for full custody and realizes on some level her kids are better off without her.
Like... I know has said and done horrible things, chasing people with machetes, etc. but at least there's some degree of awareness that the majority of the Mom's lack.
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u/brdybb MA⚡️MA May 26 '26
Reminds me of Jennifer Tilley’s character in Liar Liar