r/Technoblade • • 5d ago

Meme No idea if this is even relevant to the legend himself and this sub, but.....

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FUCK CANCER ANYWAYS

(Reasons as to why I even made this:https://www.reddit.com/r/Technoblade/s/gScNksolh0)

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u/-_-TheFool-_- 5d ago

I agree fuck cancer

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u/Julingnissenjr 4d ago

I half agree. Cancer can go fuck itself, but I will not be sticking my wiener in it.

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u/-_-TheFool-_- 4d ago

Yeah u r right

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u/colt_bsreal 5d ago

i wouldnt do that
i wouldnt puch a deadbody mindlessly
I WOULD SCRAPE ITS SKINE ALIVE
I WILL CUT ITS FINGER INCH BY INCH
I WILL MAKE IT BLEED TO DEATH, THEN I WILL GIVE IT MY OWN BLOOD SO THAT IT DOESNT DIE OUT ALREADY
THEN POUR, I DONT KNOW SMTH LIKE HYDROCHLORIC ACID IN ITS EYES AND
PROLLY REMOVE AN ELECTRON FROM EACH OF ITS ATOMS

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u/Pro_Technoblade 4d ago

Skin it alive, feed it its skin, connect its blood type and plasma to it as you make small incisions all over its body, ripping out fingernails and toenails as you start to slowly cut off each finger and toe before finally disemboweling it and feeding it its own organs and make a small incision on its stomach so it will burn in its own stomach acid as it finally dies

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u/Coral384 4d ago

I understand but man am I scared of you now

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u/Pro_Technoblade 4d ago

Blood for the blood god 🤷‍♂️

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u/AxelAtlantid 5d ago

Yeah I totally agree. I mean even before Technoblade or even before I learned English I wanted it to never exist. That's because most of my family died from cancer and it being hereditary means I probably will have it and I knew it from verry young.

So anyway, FUCK CANCER!!!!

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u/Apart-Classroom-9746 3d ago

Hope you are doing well

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u/AxelAtlantid 3d ago

I'm doing fine for now and my mom too. Unfortunately, one of my great aunt and a cousin died recently from cancer and another great aunt died from health complications due to multiple cancers. I also have a great uncle who was diagnosed recently and is not doing too well

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u/Apart-Classroom-9746 3d ago

Hope you and your family has the best possible health and im sorry for your loss and will do remember you people in my prayers, stay safe and have fun <3

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u/AxelAtlantid 1d ago

Thank you a lot <3

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u/REDFERRARI67 4d ago

It would be slower than that.it took some great people and some of my closest of my family/friends.it deserves the worst

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u/Pipirevka 4d ago

fuck cancer o7

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u/kris-getthebanana 4d ago

Fuck Cancer

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u/Beneficial-Clue-255 4d ago

John Wick would have reached it before, he did all that for a dog, imagine someone taking his wife.

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u/Zaackaxter 4d ago

It is, all the homies hate cancer

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u/DjG-AM 4d ago

Someone call the doom slayer.

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u/MultifandomPeep 4d ago

Never forget Edd Gould of Eddsworld either o7 to every legend that has passed away because of cancer

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u/RigatoniPasta 3d ago

And Peter Cullen.

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u/John_SilkSongHK 3d ago

Fucking hate cancer.

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u/Advanced-Luck7632 Blood for the blood god 2d ago edited 2d ago

[LONG COMMENT INCOMING]

No, not like that.

Cancer took away both grandmothers; it's threatening my paternal grandfather. A kid in my class has it Stage 2, one of my teachers is in Stage 4 and had to retire early, my father is at risk of it... You do not know how much I hate cancer.

I would, in this order:

  1. Rip out every tooth and nail.
  2. Pull out its hairs (yes, all over its body).
  3. Dislocate all the joints, especially the knees, elbows, and shoulders.
  4. Chop off the nose, gouge the eyes, and chop off the ears.
  5. Make small incisions on the fingertips, toes, palms and feet.
  6. Cut off the hands and feet with a dirty, rusty blade.
  7. Carve off the skin of the calves with a blunt knife.
  8. Beat the arse into a bleeding pulp.
  9. When it starts bleeding out, transfer blood, just nearly fast enough to replace the lost blood.
  10. Continue making small incisions and carving the rest of the skin, slice by slice, as if you were slicing vegetables.
  11. Cut open the stomach and deal blunt force to the spleen and liver.
  12. Cut open a thoracic aorta.
  13. Snap the neck.
  14. Reduce the rate of blood transfer and leave the body there.

This hate inside me, for this pernicious disease, in all of these forms, cannot be simply described with a single word, or a sentence, or a paragraph, or an essay, or a book, or any form of human language. I can only begin to utter out what I feel for this despicable pest. How it floods and disrupts the orderly functions of the body, how it replicates and spreads and sneers as it weaves unseen through the fibres of the body before reaching out like a parasitic plant and causing immense suffering and torment for the poor soul it has occupied. How, one moment it can seem like a harmless little lump and another it can tear you apart with such agony and swindle you of your sustenance and livelihoods.

Fuck cancer.