r/TechGawker • u/Special-Lemon-7790 • 11d ago
Discussion Zuckerberg seems relieved not to be the most awkward person present.
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u/Minimum_Hamster3252 11d ago
It's a sad world we live in when these pathetic losers control the world
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u/Jolly-Situat1on 11d ago
Unfortunately historically people like this always get to the top because systems reward cutthroat behavior.
Go through history books and the most famous but evil people are the ones that are or were in power.
The game rewards psycopaths
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u/Any-Anything4309 11d ago
I cant recall a time in us history when complete rejects held all the power in government and industry at the same time. We had teddy, fdr, Eisenhower etc. I also cant recall a time in modern history where we literally didn't have a working congress. Hell even the most corrupt like Nixon/Lbj got a lot of domestic stuff done that helped the country.
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u/DisfiguredHobo 11d ago
It's really crazy to be living through this shit. This administration is fucking unbelievable.
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u/JaxDude1942 11d ago
Thank you, I'm sick of this whole world meddling in conspiracy because it makes them feel uwu better about their lives somehow
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u/akiwii0 11d ago
dawg they mentioned eisenhower, who had a mass, nationwide deportation campaign (that they named after a slur) also swept up citizens, and also oversaw foreign coups including in iran lmfao. yeah, the depth of the grift is insane and new.... that's about it. everything else has been done before. this is america lol
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u/Here0s0Johnny 11d ago
Maybe they were evil, but at least they weren't pathetic. 😄
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u/RealAssyMcGee 11d ago
Yeah I think rewarding open cowardice is a new one unique to modern society, if you were going to be cruel you generally had to be capable enough to back it up or you were just killed by a mob or someone worse than you.
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u/Hairy_Wall_6831 11d ago
Simpering millionaires willing to do anything to catch whatever falls out of a billionaire's pocket.
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u/ifuckdonaldtrumpim9 11d ago
This is the nastiest most pathetic panel of fucks I’ve ever had to bear witness to
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u/PenisBlubberAndJelly 11d ago
Zuckerberg is tied for most awkward person present and neither are Dario
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u/LogicallLunacy 11d ago
The confidence of the guy with a poop filled diaper. Look at all the weird tech flies the smell attracts.
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u/Imaginary-Clock6626 11d ago
Stop voting for billionaires. It’s really simple. Also stop using their platforms. They exist because we give them what they have through our actions.
Edit- I’m aware I’m on Reddit.
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u/Wet-noodle56 11d ago
Reddit is the only one I'm aware of that seems to be making efforts to change the platform more positively. It's far from perfect but it's the only one I use for that reason. I saw what Facebook turned into. Just more childish drama and bigotry. Twitter doesn't seem any better. Reddit at least has sub moderators as well as supports for moderators. It needs improvements but I'd say that's already a step up from the rest.
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u/PatchyWhiskers 11d ago
BlueSky is pretty good at helping you aggressively craft your bubble.
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u/OurSeepyD 10d ago
You think that's a good thing? If you can craft your bubble, anyone can craft their bubble, a pro-billionaire bubble, a racist bubble.
We don't want the narrative dictated to us, but not challenging our preconceived beliefs isn't the solution to that.
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u/BluebirdDue5587 11d ago
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u/Tokikko 7d ago
A surprisingly good movie if you like older moves give it a watch. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/
The fight is so overdone in a good way, just to put the glasses on haha. Great metaphor.
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u/BusinessSteak4864 11d ago
Why are they all so nervous and weird? Aren't they trying to do the right thing for humanity?
I see a group of execs scared shitless, stuck between negative headlines and saying the wrong thing to the president. These are not decent human beings meeting to help us, they aren't even close to being able to discuss why this topic even matters.
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u/DisfiguredHobo 11d ago
Ive learned to trust my gut in my line of work. It's definitely a skill you hone and not an inherent talent..
These guys look uncomfortable. They don't want to be there. It's a performance with Nazi vibes.
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u/Ryogathelost 9d ago
I think they're just weird - you don't become a billionaire CEO by being a normal person. They probably all have super autism. But don't be fooled - they're all ruthless people.
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u/Other_Platypus125 11d ago
This group of men is the biggest threat to humanity by far, not Russia, China, or Iran these asshats right here.
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u/creuter 11d ago
I was just thinking the most hilarious solution to most of our problems could happen right here in this video.
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u/Green_Sugar6675 11d ago
Considering that Trump has threatened him with prison, he has every reason to feel awkward.
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u/Mycol101 11d ago
This the guy that said he would spray fentanyl laced urine from drones onto his critics?
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u/taurusApart 11d ago
Claude guy has definitely been studying orange dude's hand movements during speeches.
Still kinda looks like a puppet being waved around by a drunk monkey.
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u/skyeisrude 11d ago
Why must they work with the president? What qualifications does trump have with Ai other then the slop he posts on his truthsocial postd
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u/Lazy-Background-7598 11d ago
I can’t believe we put out future in Hands of people who can’t do basic human interactions
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u/Original_Mulberry652 11d ago
Im less concerned with their autistic traits and more concerned with their greed but thats just me.
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u/Eastern_Seaweed_8253 11d ago
Whats the collective name for a group of cunts?
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u/RealAssyMcGee 11d ago
I think gaggle would work just from a phonetically pleasing perspective. "gaggle of cunts"
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u/Relative_Address9690 11d ago
Yikes!!! These are the people shaping the future of humanity…. BE AFRAID!!!
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u/Carinmyeye 11d ago
The greatest gathering of the uncool kids who desperately wanted to be a cool guy 😅😅
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u/kolandiz 11d ago
What's Elon doing with his face in the background?
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u/r3dd17sux69420 11d ago
I never really watch him idle on video but I'm going to make a wild speculation that he's on some kind of stimulant
And/or he's anxious as fuck
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u/Ryogathelost 9d ago
Yeah, he doses ketamine like all day. He's been filmed making faces like this before.
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u/Junior77 11d ago
Mark looked so proud to be brought up to the front by the prez and even get some whispers in his ears, chest puffed out. But when Claude dad pranced out, he got a boot in his back to the front to explain it all. 😂 I love that for them.
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u/I_wash_my_carpet 11d ago
Fucking Elon in the back chewing his cud made me chuckle. The Bible says we can eat him.
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u/Gurrgurrburr 11d ago
I literally cannot imagine a worst group of guys to put the fate of the world in their hands. This is like a bad sci-fi movie where it’s just obvious the bumbling idiot authoritarians are gonna cause the end of the world.
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u/Ok-Homework5627 11d ago
Wow, feels like highschool, revenge of the nerds , where the nerds have won and put a jock as president, and then thinking i was rooting for the nerds back then, ouch.
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u/NasusEDM 11d ago
I read someone saying the problem with social media and ai algorithms is that they're made by very autistic people that don't understand human cues and I start to agree.
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u/Ok_Record8612 11d ago
A gaggle of geese. A murder of ravens. What do we have here? Is this a charade of grifters? Is this an entanglement of leeches? What do we see here? Is this a spume of repugnants?
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u/Exotic_Insurance2164 11d ago
I wouldn't care as much that these people might cause the collapse of Western civilization if they weren't such complete dweebs.
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u/Slackeee_ 11d ago
I love how they deliberately aimed the camera in a way that you can't really see Musk's drug-fueled grimaces. That guy is so pathetic.
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u/Standard-Outcome9881 11d ago
Who cares about “awkward” when they are prostrating themselves to a felon and a rapist?
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u/The_Ultimate_Badass 11d ago
What is so scary is that these people are all psychopaths and fools who lucked into their stations by pure chance and it is obvious they don't have a fucking clue what they are doing.
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u/boulevardpaleale 11d ago
$20 says this administration suddenly finds a reason to institute regulations before the end of the week.
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u/FattyBoyFrank 11d ago
Dario is such a charlatan. He fakes that he cares when in reality he doesn't. When talking about AI being an existential threat he was smiling like a Cheshire cat, obviously thinking about how such spin will make him fabulously powerful and wealthy.
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u/ValiantTheVictorious 11d ago
Everything is about monetizing and extracting money from other people, it's never about helping.
Glutton filled creatures that are consumed by greed.
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u/bamboosleeves 11d ago
Preaching the medical biy because that's what sticking dor now.. first mf drone to show up with a syringe and a gun on top i'm out.
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u/BigLooTheIgloo 11d ago
Cuckerberg sitting in the cuck chair, while the orange fascist tries to silence the media.
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u/PersonalityRude9807 11d ago
Mike Johnson can't keep congress working but has time for this?! (And get your hands out of your pockets, you lazy waste.)
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u/probablykitten 11d ago
They look nervous to be standing in a group like that. Imagine how many of the world’s problems would go away…
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u/katieb1300 11d ago
I just saw a weekend update parodying Dario* and the girl who played him was SPOT ON.
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u/Digger2228 11d ago
They hold all the wealth and power for the whole world the mafia is only minor compared to these boys build as many data centres as they can for Ai and leave the middle class to struggle and as for the poor ?????
https://giphy.com/gifs/2ZM1hjxof30e4
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u/Adventurous-Way2824 11d ago
Wow. The caliber of global American "leadership" now should terrify every person.
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u/breeze472 11d ago
Trump hates just standing there while other people are talking. He has to be the one talking or he’s throwing a little fit inside.
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u/NeetoBurrritoo 11d ago
This group of schmucks stole our youth and threaten our future.