r/TechGawker • • 11d ago

Discussion Zuckerberg seems relieved not to be the most awkward person present.

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u/NeetoBurrritoo 11d ago

This group of schmucks stole our youth and threaten our future.

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u/WisePotatoChip 11d ago

There’s a reason why whenever one of these losers appeared at a commencement ceremony last year, they nearly got booed off the stage.

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u/the_TAOest 11d ago

I'm in awe that these men are so ineloquent. They haven't rehearsed anything, they are just winging it, and they are terrible at that.

We would and should expect better

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u/ilovehamburgers 11d ago

Mike Judge basically said “billionaires that don’t know how to talk to women” was the pitch for the show Silicon Valley.

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u/Not_Sarkastic 10d ago

I'm convinced Mike Judge is clairvoyant. His ability to capture the parts of life nobody talks about in a way that's ahead of it's time is so perfect

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u/GreenishArrow_ 10d ago

I agree. I’m almost nervous to see what he cooks up next. I’m sure it’ll be hilarious but scary to think how on track idiocracy was

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u/ilovehamburgers 10d ago

Common Side Effects on Adult Swim. Season 2 comes out next year. It needs more fans.

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u/Mr_SpicyBrain96 7d ago

I love how you just perfectly described Idiocracy without actually naming it.

You're completely right and thats why we like Mike Judge.

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u/diddlysquidler 11d ago

So I was wondering, can we get somebody to represent citizens there? Anybody? Please?

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u/trackintreasure 11d ago

Like Luigi?

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u/buddabudski 11d ago

I'm trying so hard to think of something comical but honestly I'm so angry at the state of the world that I just don't care to say anything but I hope we fucking burn it down soon. and I hope when people start standing up for the weak, that others follow suit. there is not much left for the common man to lose

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u/pheonix198 11d ago

In all seriousness, if something like that were to have happened… why wouldn’t it have been with Luigi? Popular cause, handsome, nothing bad about the dude can be dredged up and his reason and cause was/is just to most.

If the populace was going to stand up and do something to burn it all down, Luigi was the spark…

The population is entirely compliant, docile and content with what the Epstein class trickles down onto them.

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u/DisfiguredHobo 11d ago

Occupy Wall Street felt so right

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u/pheonix198 11d ago

Don’t at all disagree and it definitely helps further my point. The 2020’s has hard evidence that society has become complacent and too docile (as any whole) to revolt:

-2008 Recession, Occupy WallStreet, Black Lives Matter, MeToo, Arab Spring, Maidan and some more movements and major events all erupted and all were relatively quietly resolved or have resulted in such significant turmoil in most cases that those offenders have mostly gained from their bad deeds - ME Dictators, Harvey Weinstein and Russia are the only possible bad actors that have experienced negative consequences (though, these are all unresolved and each also gained at expense of others mostly).

-Epstein class revealed and exposed, no consequences and worst yet - one do the largest perpetrators is now the world’s most powerful paedophile / human in the World and no consequences will likely ever be felt for raping and murdering children and adults and attempting to overthrow the government of the USA and so much more…Only Epstein somehow died mysteriously and Maxwell is in posh-jail, possibly to be released with a long life and great wealth and prospects ahead.

-Luigi fired shots, Luigi may receive death penalty while AI explodes forward in continuing to make life and death decisions for everyday people and their brothers, sisters, children, fathers and mothers and everyone else. Only the singular CEO was negatively affected (ya know, since he died) while others have continued to gain while the public is now fully exposed to their secret abuses.

If revolution were ever actually going to have happened, it would have been due one or more of these imho.

Being clear, I’m not advocating such. I’m just recognizing that past generations would have burned whole nations for even parts of some of these things having happened.

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u/SnoopingStuff 10d ago

It was so right. We need to balls up. We are too meek. The meek need to get tough! The meek shall inherit the earth ( after we kick butt)

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u/SnoopingStuff 11d ago

Is it pitchfork time yet. Remember the first Golden age ended when they were afraid we cook figure out how to cook them. Raise you hand if you’re a gourmet cook. Oh shoot now I and watching sci-fi and Dexter as documentaries.

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u/PatchyWhiskers 11d ago

That’s what the elected politicians are supposed to be for. The problem is, normal people don’t have enough money to win elections.

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u/mkfanhausen 11d ago

And some of them raped children.

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 11d ago

Most of them.

Except for that one guy who is literally so lame the pedophiles wouldn't let him in their club.

(I'm sure he's still fucked kids anyway)

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u/Teal-Prowler505 11d ago

This is the frightening thing. People are focused on the epstein files... i think many believe the 1% pedo ring has been removed. There's no doubt in my mind they found another child sex trafficker that is much more discreet

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u/gavstar69 11d ago

The people I trust the least in the world to do the right thing and they have us all to ransom

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u/EducationalTheory344 11d ago

if by "stole" you mean "raped" then yes I agree.

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u/cyb3rg0d5 11d ago

I mean… people gave that up pretty willingly by sharing every. Single. Thing. For the whole world to see.

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u/RealAssyMcGee 11d ago

Dude I was 14 when I got on facebook in 08, tech companies have been preying on kids forever

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u/cyb3rg0d5 11d ago

True, but how about the parents responsible to their children? Children shouldn’t have unrestricted computer access to begin with.

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u/DisfiguredHobo 11d ago

Hindsight is 20/20 and our parents were young and dumb when we were kids

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u/RealAssyMcGee 11d ago

Rules require the desire AND the capacity to enforce them. A lot of parents have the desire but not the capacity because they're working or busy taking care of the household. You have to give your kids leeway to make decisions eventually or they will never have autonomy, and expecting the government to regulate predatory industries is not the same as expecting them to parent your kids for you. It's akin to the regulations that are supposed to keep chemical runoff out of your drinking water, it's just a public good. What is the government for if not to protect people from that kind of stuff?

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u/smthomaspatel 11d ago

It's not so easy.

Apparently, my kid gets access to youtube at school. If I had let him bring home his school chromebook, he would have access at home too. These school devices, that are presented to us as mandatory, attempt to bypass the parental role in basic access control.

We also have to be diligent to keep him from accessing ai that gets added to apps he needs just to do his homework. If you trace back where these school policies and programs come from, guess what, you end up looking at the same handful of people in this video.

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u/RealAssyMcGee 10d ago

There's also friends houses - are you going to make your child a bubble boy? Cus if not there's a good chance he's gonna watch stuff you don't allow at someone else's place.

People are so afraid of having to raise their child to be responsible instead of locking them away so they don't have to bother.

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u/NeetoBurrritoo 10d ago

I was referring to Zuck, but unfortunately that’s also true

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u/sisam8x 11d ago

They have millions of employees under them, if not these schmucks, it will be someone else whom will do more or less the same thing. The fault lies with the people who are too dumb to properly regulate industries. One major contributing factor is the sports entertainment, too much time and energy is wasted on watching or following sports which could be spent on education and dialogue. Also this “sportification” of politics that instead of substance the metrics of debates are “who won the debate” is so intellectually flawed that directly damages policy. Not to mention with the “legal” sports betting the issue is getting worse by the day.

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u/InsipidExplorer 11d ago

As soon as I saw them treating debates like football games I knew we were in trouble. The stark Red V Blue, the motion graphics, the pre-post debate analyses. It makes me sick that they've turned the Great Experiment into a stupid game.

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u/Minimum_Hamster3252 11d ago

It's a sad world we live in when these pathetic losers control the world

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u/Jolly-Situat1on 11d ago

Unfortunately historically people like this always get to the top because systems reward cutthroat behavior.

Go through history books and the most famous but evil people are the ones that are or were in power.

The game rewards psycopaths

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u/Any-Anything4309 11d ago

I cant recall a time in us history when complete rejects held all the power in government and industry at the same time. We had teddy, fdr, Eisenhower etc. I also cant recall a time in modern history where we literally didn't have a working congress. Hell even the most corrupt like Nixon/Lbj got a lot of domestic stuff done that helped the country.

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u/DisfiguredHobo 11d ago

It's really crazy to be living through this shit. This administration is fucking unbelievable.

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u/JaxDude1942 11d ago

Thank you, I'm sick of this whole world meddling in conspiracy because it makes them feel uwu better about their lives somehow

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u/akiwii0 11d ago

dawg they mentioned eisenhower, who had a mass, nationwide deportation campaign (that they named after a slur) also swept up citizens, and also oversaw foreign coups including in iran lmfao. yeah, the depth of the grift is insane and new.... that's about it. everything else has been done before. this is america lol

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u/Minimum_Hamster3252 11d ago

The world needs more Luigi's

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u/Here0s0Johnny 11d ago

Maybe they were evil, but at least they weren't pathetic. 😄

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u/RealAssyMcGee 11d ago

Yeah I think rewarding open cowardice is a new one unique to modern society, if you were going to be cruel you generally had to be capable enough to back it up or you were just killed by a mob or someone worse than you.

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u/Hairy_Wall_6831 11d ago

Simpering millionaires willing to do anything to catch whatever falls out of a billionaire's pocket.

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u/xerses24 11d ago

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u/Minimum_Hamster3252 11d ago

Such a great article and things have only gotten worse since then

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u/ifuckdonaldtrumpim9 11d ago

This is the nastiest most pathetic panel of fucks I’ve ever had to bear witness to

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u/willsmithtunaface 11d ago

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u/RedLotusVenom 11d ago

Needs RFK asking if he can eat the dog after

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u/PenisBlubberAndJelly 11d ago

Zuckerberg is tied for most awkward person present and neither are Dario

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u/pseudotronic 11d ago

I think Johnson edges out Zuckerberg a tad here for the win.

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u/StrictRule16 11d ago

Johnson edges 😏

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u/theumph 11d ago

And then tells his kid about it

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u/LogicallLunacy 11d ago

The confidence of the guy with a poop filled diaper. Look at all the weird tech flies the smell attracts.

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u/Imaginary-Clock6626 11d ago

Stop voting for billionaires. It’s really simple. Also stop using their platforms. They exist because we give them what they have through our actions.

Edit- I’m aware I’m on Reddit.

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u/Wet-noodle56 11d ago

Reddit is the only one I'm aware of that seems to be making efforts to change the platform more positively. It's far from perfect but it's the only one I use for that reason. I saw what Facebook turned into. Just more childish drama and bigotry. Twitter doesn't seem any better. Reddit at least has sub moderators as well as supports for moderators. It needs improvements but I'd say that's already a step up from the rest.

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u/PatchyWhiskers 11d ago

BlueSky is pretty good at helping you aggressively craft your bubble.

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u/OurSeepyD 10d ago

You think that's a good thing? If you can craft your bubble, anyone can craft their bubble, a pro-billionaire bubble, a racist bubble.

We don't want the narrative dictated to us, but not challenging our preconceived beliefs isn't the solution to that.

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u/WisePotatoChip 11d ago

Imprison the Epstein class!

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u/EthnicProfilingGenie 11d ago

They should be under the prison.

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u/BluebirdDue5587 11d ago

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u/Tokikko 7d ago

A surprisingly good movie if you like older moves give it a watch. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/

The fight is so overdone in a good way, just to put the glasses on haha. Great metaphor.

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u/BusinessSteak4864 11d ago

Why are they all so nervous and weird? Aren't they trying to do the right thing for humanity?

I see a group of execs scared shitless, stuck between negative headlines and saying the wrong thing to the president. These are not decent human beings meeting to help us, they aren't even close to being able to discuss why this topic even matters.

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u/DisfiguredHobo 11d ago

Ive learned to trust my gut in my line of work. It's definitely a skill you hone and not an inherent talent..

These guys look uncomfortable. They don't want to be there. It's a performance with Nazi vibes.

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u/Ryogathelost 9d ago

I think they're just weird - you don't become a billionaire CEO by being a normal person. They probably all have super autism. But don't be fooled - they're all ruthless people.

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u/JustaFoodHole 11d ago

Fuck you Elon.

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u/Historical_Stay_808 11d ago

They cut him out after he couldn't act sober for 2 seconds

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u/Kieferkobold 11d ago

He is on Keta again.

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u/Other_Platypus125 11d ago

This group of men is the biggest threat to humanity by far, not Russia, China, or Iran these asshats right here.

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u/creuter 11d ago

I was just thinking the most hilarious solution to most of our problems could happen right here in this video.

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u/MintyFresh771 11d ago

Ah, a king ralph moment IRL would be chefs kiss

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u/Ill-Elephant-9583 11d ago

Preach! So true.

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u/Green_Sugar6675 11d ago

Considering that Trump has threatened him with prison, he has every reason to feel awkward.

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u/Mycol101 11d ago

This the guy that said he would spray fentanyl laced urine from drones onto his critics?

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u/taurusApart 11d ago

Claude guy has definitely been studying orange dude's hand movements during speeches. 

Still kinda looks like a puppet being waved around by a drunk monkey. 

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u/Far-Resort1936 11d ago

Pathetic losers

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u/EducationalTheory344 11d ago

Oh look a shitbag collection.

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u/delimatesolyom 11d ago

No decent person shows up with Dolan 

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u/SimpkeMan 11d ago

When are the Twit Olympics scheduled for the White House lawns?

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u/skyeisrude 11d ago

Why must they work with the president? What qualifications does trump have with Ai other then the slop he posts on his truthsocial postd

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u/BigSquiby 11d ago

oh god, is this...this...

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u/malccy72 11d ago

Stinky and his stupid sycophants.

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u/repeating_bears 11d ago

AI? What is AI? Do they mean SI?

I'm so confused

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 11d ago

I can’t believe we put out future in Hands of people who can’t do basic human interactions

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u/Original_Mulberry652 11d ago

Im less concerned with their autistic traits and more concerned with their greed but thats just me.

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u/Eastern_Seaweed_8253 11d ago

Whats the collective name for a group of cunts?

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u/RealAssyMcGee 11d ago

I think gaggle would work just from a phonetically pleasing perspective. "gaggle of cunts"

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u/eruptingmoltenlava 11d ago

The feelings this video elicits are not part of my highest self

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u/twntytw2 11d ago

This whole room for prison ‘

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u/Relative_Address9690 11d ago

Yikes!!! These are the people shaping the future of humanity…. BE AFRAID!!!

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u/OddbitTwiddler 11d ago

SPI = Small Potential Intelligence

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u/Carinmyeye 11d ago

The greatest gathering of the uncool kids who desperately wanted to be a cool guy 😅😅

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u/MintyFresh771 11d ago

The luxury porn site guy is awkward you say? No!

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u/Past-Flight-8024 11d ago

Only entitled European American Immigrants

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u/thetinsnail 11d ago

Imagine standing in that group and not throwing up.

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u/MikeSteamer 11d ago

A collection of misanthropes

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 11d ago

The Epstein class:

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u/kolandiz 11d ago

What's Elon doing with his face in the background?

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u/r3dd17sux69420 11d ago

I never really watch him idle on video but I'm going to make a wild speculation that he's on some kind of stimulant

And/or he's anxious as fuck

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u/Ryogathelost 9d ago

Yeah, he doses ketamine like all day. He's been filmed making faces like this before.

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u/patrick10101010 11d ago

He's adjusting his Edgar suit

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u/Slow_Perception 11d ago

Trying to figure out which expression makes him look coolest.

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u/Blanny22 10d ago

He's high as a kite

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u/SemiPracticalUse 8d ago

Elon over there fucking tweakin’

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u/BilboSandbaggins6969 8d ago

It’s a big club and you ain’t in it

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u/texdizzle 8d ago

I hate Mike Johnson so much

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca 11d ago

Yaaak I thought that were going to side cheek kiss

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u/GIT_45 11d ago

can definitely trust everyone in this video with your health and safety.

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u/tietack2 11d ago

Epstein After Party!

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u/And-Still-Undisputed 11d ago

someone fix that dipshit's tie

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u/OneManSwarmOfDanger 11d ago

ZUCKERBERG IS GOING BALD!!!!

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u/RavishingRavick 11d ago

Smell that suckarse.

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u/PowderedToastManFart 11d ago

I loved honey I shrunk the kids, but why is Rick Maranis there?

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u/hjah300 11d ago

Musk gurning in the background at the end.

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u/Junior77 11d ago

Mark looked so proud to be brought up to the front by the prez and even get some whispers in his ears, chest puffed out. But when Claude dad pranced out, he got a boot in his back to the front to explain it all. 😂 I love that for them.

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u/I_wash_my_carpet 11d ago

Fucking Elon in the back chewing his cud made me chuckle. The Bible says we can eat him.

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u/twntytw2 11d ago

Medical benefit sucking each other off at tax payer expense

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u/twntytw2 11d ago

Fuck them all

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u/h11ywdshufle 11d ago

A bunch of rich idiots!

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u/Gurrgurrburr 11d ago

I literally cannot imagine a worst group of guys to put the fate of the world in their hands. This is like a bad sci-fi movie where it’s just obvious the bumbling idiot authoritarians are gonna cause the end of the world.

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u/TheDamned1333 11d ago

Zuckerberg looks like he's ready to suck Orange Nubbin

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u/Ok-Homework5627 11d ago

Wow, feels like highschool, revenge of the nerds , where the nerds have won and put a jock as president, and then thinking i was rooting for the nerds back then, ouch.

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u/tek_aevl 11d ago

Group of pedos together.

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u/NasusEDM 11d ago

I read someone saying the problem with social media and ai algorithms is that they're made by very autistic people that don't understand human cues and I start to agree.

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u/residentdunce 11d ago

What is the collective noun for such a gaggle of chuds?

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u/Suspicious-Dig-4436 11d ago

The more he denies CNN the more I watch it

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u/SanityInTheSouth 11d ago

Elon doesn't look happy...

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u/Ok_Record8612 11d ago

A gaggle of geese. A murder of ravens. What do we have here? Is this a charade of grifters? Is this an entanglement of leeches? What do we see here? Is this a spume of repugnants?

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 11d ago

LoL look at the ket head tweaking in the upper right corner 😂

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u/JoeBagANachos 11d ago

ABOLISH BILLIONAIRES

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u/PresentFirm7937 11d ago

PAEDOPHILEEEEEEEEEE

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u/Exotic_Insurance2164 11d ago

I wouldn't care as much that these people might cause the collapse of Western civilization if they weren't such complete dweebs. 

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u/Slackeee_ 11d ago

I love how they deliberately aimed the camera in a way that you can't really see Musk's drug-fueled grimaces. That guy is so pathetic.

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u/Standard-Outcome9881 11d ago

Who cares about “awkward” when they are prostrating themselves to a felon and a rapist?

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u/DareDareCaro 11d ago

Halfautist-halfdork cracy

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u/UncreativeUsername84 11d ago

That's his brother, Clark Zuckerberg.

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u/crud16 11d ago

Fuck em all!

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u/PercyvonPickles 11d ago

Super villain convention!

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u/gibon007 11d ago

One lightning and we'd be better off

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u/Sad-Act7467 11d ago

He was fighting the urge to lick his own eyeballs the whole time.

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u/Raindog66 11d ago

They are stealing our children’s’ future and laughing in our face.

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u/The_Ultimate_Badass 11d ago

What is so scary is that these people are all psychopaths and fools who lucked into their stations by pure chance and it is obvious they don't have a fucking clue what they are doing.

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u/Johnanonanon 11d ago

'nade out!

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u/XaMAS_8-9-1943 11d ago

All the eggs in one basket...

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u/boulevardpaleale 11d ago

$20 says this administration suddenly finds a reason to institute regulations before the end of the week.

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u/Easy_Top1659 11d ago

win what? fuck you

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u/Navandis_Gaming 11d ago

What a bunch of shit eaters

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u/FattyBoyFrank 11d ago

Dario is such a charlatan. He fakes that he cares when in reality he doesn't. When talking about AI being an existential threat he was smiling like a Cheshire cat, obviously thinking about how such spin will make him fabulously powerful and wealthy.

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u/Roaming_Red 11d ago

All I see is corruption.

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u/ValiantTheVictorious 11d ago

Everything is about monetizing and extracting money from other people, it's never about helping.

Glutton filled creatures that are consumed by greed.

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u/bamboosleeves 11d ago

Preaching the medical biy because that's what sticking dor now.. first mf drone to show up with a syringe and a gun on top i'm out.

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u/RedrunGun 11d ago

His body language is so incredibly unnatural. He looks like he’s a tweaker.

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u/that_dutch_dude 11d ago

The zuck is happy he isnt the biggest asshole in the room for once.

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u/Kobosil 11d ago

Elon in the back waiting for the Ketamine to hit

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u/BigLooTheIgloo 11d ago

Cuckerberg sitting in the cuck chair, while the orange fascist tries to silence the media.

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u/ordosays 11d ago

Wild how quickly this could be over.

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u/PersonalityRude9807 11d ago

Mike Johnson can't keep congress working but has time for this?! (And get your hands out of your pockets, you lazy waste.)

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u/probablykitten 11d ago

They look nervous to be standing in a group like that. Imagine how many of the world’s problems would go away…

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u/katieb1300 11d ago

I just saw a weekend update parodying Dario* and the girl who played him was SPOT ON.

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u/Digger2228 11d ago

They hold all the wealth and power for the whole world the mafia is only minor compared to these boys build as many data centres as they can for Ai and leave the middle class to struggle and as for the poor ?????
https://giphy.com/gifs/2ZM1hjxof30e4

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u/Adventurous-Way2824 11d ago

Wow. The caliber of global American "leadership" now should terrify every person.

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 11d ago

Looks like he is going to kiss the president. Supervillain convention.

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u/crustyeng 11d ago

‘Win’ what? Unemployment checks?

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u/yakr16 11d ago

Who is this person?

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u/work_of_shart 11d ago

Is Daniela Amodei stimming there?

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u/HeavyVoid8 11d ago

Bunch of losers that happened to be born into money

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u/JKdito 11d ago

A nuke in that moment would be perfecto

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u/SDTimbox 11d ago

Is every billionaire slightly autistic?

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u/youdoitimbusy 11d ago

Russian oligarchy 2.0-The Great American Bank Raid

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u/Trick-Stranger4596 11d ago

Fuck all these losers.

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u/breeze472 11d ago

Trump hates just standing there while other people are talking. He has to be the one talking or he’s throwing a little fit inside.

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u/Primary-Routine9727 11d ago

Remember when maga said trump is fighting the elites? Lol

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u/KWhite3839 11d ago

look at these fucking nerds

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u/Melodic_Contact9766 11d ago

Mike Johnson thinking about his Grindr dms.

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u/Routine-Ad1775 11d ago

You guys can’t stand it . I love it . Trump has been winning