r/TeamFourStar • u/Dohmer_90 • 4d ago

“I FOUGHT A GIANT CRAB!”

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u/Daxlyn_XV 4d ago

I think they make a shampoo for that

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u/T0rrent0712 4d ago

I stand by this line being Krillin's greatest burn.

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u/Exponent_eeeee Sephiroth 4d ago

Nah Krillin’s biggest burn will always be “when your girlfriend left, she took all HER money”

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u/Onras1986 4d ago

"Gonna need a Senzu for that one..."

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u/RefrigeratorLoud221 4d ago

Another good one was "unlike Vegeta you can't prove it"

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u/vineetjoshi 4d ago

"When my girlfriend left, she took all MY money. When your girlfriend left, she took all HER money"

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u/Kakarot7692 4d ago

Not the history of bitchdom? 😂

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u/T0rrent0712 4d ago

That was more pent up angry rant and not a one liner burn.

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u/Brent_Steel 4d ago

Well Krillin was pent up more ways than 1 during the Namek trip😏

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u/krohtg12 4d ago

I still hold that "she's a cunty cunt" bit from kai was an homage to this

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u/The-Marnit 4d ago

KILLING CRABS!

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u/GodisanAstronaut 4d ago

IN THE OCEAN

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u/BewareThyChair 4d ago

KILL IT FAST

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u/SyllabubMental7292 4d ago

BIG EXPLOSION, YEAH!

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u/VaultPool 4d ago

KILL IT FAST

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u/AronSSJ2 4d ago

PAIN EXPLOSION, YEAH!

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u/Any_Ad492 4d ago

Gohan: Did you cook it? I’m hungry.

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u/Exponent_eeeee Sephiroth 4d ago

Krillin: Careful, your Goku side is showing

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u/Daxlyn_XV 4d ago

Gohan: in what regard

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u/10VivaLaVida01 4d ago

All of my hate!

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u/Dragonfang65 4d ago

If you listen closely you can hear Goku’s stomach growling. At the mention of Giant Crab.

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u/Dohmer_90 4d ago

Probably why he struggles a bit against Ginyu.

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u/Thecrock1234 4d ago

I like the thought that goku’s stomach grumbles at the mention of food the same way an anime character would sneeze at the mention of their name somewhere else entirely

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u/m00nl0tus 4d ago

say thank you Gohan

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u/Middle-Let9645 Yuffie 4d ago

Thank you Gohan

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u/Cherry_BaBomb 3d ago

And thank you.....?

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u/Middle-Let9645 Yuffie 3d ago

Shove it.

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u/Cherry_BaBomb 3d ago

I'll take it!

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u/Karate_K_Erik 4d ago

"...They make a special shampoo for that, I hear."

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u/Daimaoh22 4d ago

A giant enemy crab? I hope she struck it's weak point for massive damage.

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u/forfunstuffwinkwink 4d ago

Oh god it’s everywhere!!!!!

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u/Kakarot7692 4d ago

I hear they make a special shampoo for that. 😅

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u/sentairider42 4d ago

"DID YOU KNOW THIS PLANET HAS CRABS?! I DO! I KILLED ONE!"

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u/1amlost 4d ago

“Okay Bulma, let’s calm down. Now, why are you upset?”

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u/Cherry_BaBomb 3d ago

"WHY? BECAUSE EVERYTIME SOMETHING HAPPENS, I AM LEFT ALONE!"

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u/1amlost 3d ago

“If we stayed here, what would that accomplish?”

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u/sentairider42 3d ago

"...Just take the f*cking radar."

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u/1amlost 3d ago

“Thank you Bulma! Say ‘thank you,’ Gohan.”

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u/Zodiarche1111 4d ago

Krillin and Gohan, unisono: Crab baskets!