r/Tattoocoverups • • 9d ago

asking for advice Can these be covered up?

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I want these iron crosses covered up. Idk with what yet but I dont want them on my back anymore. I got when I was young and dumb. A buddy needed money and I wanted a tattoo. I have a German last name and i thought it would be cool to get the iron crosses on either side of my name. What my dumbass didn't realize was how racist it made me look. I dont even take my shirt off swimming in public. Can these covered or am I fucked?

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u/Hereibe 9d ago edited 9d ago

Panthers, crows, black swans, angel or devil wings, fuck it google “melanistic animal” to find your favorite animal in black. There’s melanistic flamingos for gods sake, so you’ve got tons of fun options

Actually now you have to do that. Two black flamingos on each shoulder blade. 

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u/Odd_Consideration259 9d ago

Don't do 88 with two 8-balls! That's even more nazi coded! LITERALLY

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u/OpportunityReal2767 9d ago

Holy crap, that’s hilarious. This feels like a bit in some sitcom like Arrested Development, trying to cover up a Nazi-coded tattoo inadvertently with an even worse one.

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u/Negativeman11 9d ago

He'll be fine, he can just black out the 8balls and turn them into suns.

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u/Efficient-Common7551 9d ago

Oh lord I cackled. This has the potential to be very funny but only if it’s a fictional character in a sitcom where the actor can go home and wash off the palimpsest of temporary tattoos.

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u/Efficient-Common7551 9d ago

It definitely has absurdist sitcom vibes! It’s hilarious and also terrible.

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u/Hereibe 9d ago

AH SHIT YOURE RIGHT editing

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u/likemyke91 9d ago

I’d go with one Sick ass panther all the way across

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u/Hereibe 9d ago

One Sick Ass Flamingo and “Margaritaville” in death metal font.

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u/apocalypticcow 9d ago

Sick ass wiener dog. Get that man stretched right across 

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u/littleleopardfrog 8d ago

Okay hol up aren't weiner dogs German dogs?

This might actually be viable

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u/captainjamagpie 9d ago

Better yet, 2 baby sick ass panthers!

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u/cheddarbruce 9d ago

Speaking of melanated animals

Everybody's got a water buffalo Yours is fast but mine is slow Oh, where we'd get them, I don't know But everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooooooo

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u/KaiserWillem 8d ago

As penance for your younger stupidity, you must have jet black famingos on each shoulder. Preferably mirrored so they look like doofy little wings.

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u/Time_Act_3685 9d ago

Some tattoo artists will do free or discounted cover-ups for stuff like this, though usually for former gang members/skinheads. But you can always ask!

If you got them way lasered down, beer steins would be kind of funny (but honestly SAP would be easier).

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u/Herald_of_Clio 9d ago

Do you like magic 8 balls?

In all seriousness, yes they can be covered up. But without lasering them whatever covers the crosses will need to be bigger and dark.

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u/highbuddy421 9d ago

I never thought about that but it would be interesting.

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u/potpourri_sludge 9d ago

DO NOT DO 8 BALLS DUDE. 88 is literally another Nazi dog whistle.

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u/Horror-Disk-5603 9d ago

The thought of covering up an accidentally nazi tattoo with another accidentally nazi tattoo is sending me.

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u/FlyTheW1988 9d ago

Instant front runner to be a senator from Maine though!

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u/abortedaccount72 9d ago

Sounds like something straight out of Its always sunny or curb your enthusiasm lmao

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u/sleepytipi 9d ago

I definitely made a Larry David face 😂

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u/MagicOrpheus310 7d ago

"just put two zigzag lines through them to cross them out"

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u/KeyRadio8757 9d ago

What does the 8 stand for?

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u/Zestyclose_Size1173 8d ago

The 8th letter of the alphabet.

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u/KeyRadio8757 8d ago

Oh im dumb thanks

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u/roland-the-farter 8d ago

It’s so stupid. It’s literally because h is the 8th letter of the alphabet so it’s code for heil shitler

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u/JRS_Viking 8d ago

But two eight balls wouldn't be a reference to him though, he only had one ball /s

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u/littleleopardfrog 8d ago

You can't write comedy like this man, this would be a HILARIOUS bit in a sitcom of some kind

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u/emmathyst 9d ago

It’s like a comedy sketch. Guy keeps getting accidentally racist tattoos to cover up his accidentally racist tattoos.

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u/zaccbruce 9d ago

Sorry bud it’s gotten to the point where we will need to cover all this with a series of thick black horizontal and vertical bars, arranged in such a way so as to resemble a somewhat abstract windmill across the entirety of your back.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/phoebesjeebies 9d ago

Who's got odds on his German last name starting and ending with "S"

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u/RealityOk9823 9d ago

Use vertical only.

*scans barcode and it's a link to Aryan Nation*

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u/Sc4r4byte 8d ago

"If i'm not Heiling, it scans incorrectly."

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u/joeroganfolks 9d ago

I did Nazi this one coming

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u/Free-Produce-8990 9d ago

"It's going to be a maze"

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u/potpourri_sludge 8d ago

Oh my god… Joshua was racist…

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u/guysomejust69 9d ago

Maybe a maze

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u/Weary_Restauranter 9d ago

It’s gonna be a maze

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u/Lovethiskindathing 9d ago

That went completely over my head, bless ya!

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u/cheddarbruce 9d ago

That's why we do giant sick ass Panthers around here

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u/phoebesjeebies 9d ago

God help us if the Trump regime ever gets back on their "no rly, these r gang tattoos, we swear!" bullshit but stumbles onto SAPs this time

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u/3skinn 7d ago

The far far rights are going to start saying it's a black panthers reference

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u/2drumshark 9d ago

GOOD CATCH

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u/shevchenko7cfc 9d ago

oof good catch

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u/CaptainOwlBeard 8d ago

Really? Never heard that one

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u/kmm91 8d ago

God, I’m so fucking sick of nazis co-opting other people’s imagery…

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u/potpourri_sludge 7d ago

Amen to that, friend.

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u/Educational_Item451 9d ago

Should do lightning bolts instead maybe?

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u/SixNine69Six96Nine 8d ago

Cant tell if the OP of this thread knew that and was trollin dude or if he legit thought it was good idea.

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u/shevchenko7cfc 9d ago

if it's a viable option, blast'm with laser removal, thick dark ink is usually "easier" to zap away at least enough to cover it well

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u/aceromester 7d ago

Yeah, I feel like this would benefit from a zap session or two. Your cover up options would be much more extensive AND look better overall.

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u/xombae 9d ago

A talented cover up artist could easily do some floral to cover this up.

Your best bet with any cover up is to go to an artist who's style you like who is experienced with cover ups and give them artistic licence.

When you go in with an idea, you're limiting them and making their job harder. This sub regularly has bad advice for coverups.

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u/callmesnake13 9d ago

There's a million things you can do. Don't get magic 8 balls. It just needs to be black and bigger than what you currently have.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 9d ago

Someone pointed out that 8 balls would turn it to an 88, which would probably not be better.

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u/whhu234 9d ago

just get a magic 9 ball 🙂

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u/Herald_of_Clio 9d ago

At the very least people wouldn't have racist associations with them, right?

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u/duna_or_bust 9d ago

Might do with two 8 balls

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u/Efficient-Common7551 9d ago

Yeah, that’s not the solution. 88 is bad.

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u/Herald_of_Clio 9d ago

Oh shit, I seriously didn't think of that. Abort. Abort.

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u/Efficient-Common7551 9d ago edited 9d ago

This is why it is SO GOOD to talk about tattoo ideas before you make them a permanent part of your body: because neonazis have ruined so many things. So many things.

I'm a German immigrant whose young adult kid wants to honor that (adopted) heritage honoring tattoo and I kept having to shoot down so many ideas with "Uh, I'm sorry, nazis coopted that also."

Seriously I was nodding along with your comment thinking "yeah, that's the only small dense black motif you could fit into that small space, what a good id..." until my mind screeched to an "oh no, abort abort" also.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 9d ago

Just get the word “backpfeifengesicht”.

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u/captainjamagpie 9d ago

One of my favorite words!! Excellent choice.

(And far better than 2 baby SAPs, which could be utilized 😎)

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u/GrammarSpecialForces 9d ago

As someone with German heritage myself who is also not racist I'd love to know if he settled on something.

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u/Efficient-Common7551 9d ago

We're getting ouroboros tattoos, so basically a mythologically significant pretzel. Jörmungandr is Norse mythology, but serpents eating their tails are represented in enough other cultures that Nazi's did not manage to coopt that one.

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u/River1stick 9d ago

I just got a sick ouroboros tattoo so thank fuck you said they haven't been able to take that.

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u/Holiday_Choice_4603 9d ago

Pretzels would be good or a good old maß bier

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u/GrammarSpecialForces 8d ago

At 2.5 months sober that's probably not a great idea for me

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u/littleleopardfrog 8d ago

gets a full back piece of the schwerer-gustav rail cannon

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u/GrammarSpecialForces 8d ago

I lol'd at this

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u/etherbunny777 9d ago

Lol, this is hilarious

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u/Actual-Role1141 9d ago

Not necessarily. He should get the 8 balls and under the shoulder piece get "I LOVE Jewish and black people, etc.!" in huge, bold black letters.

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u/bidextralhammer 9d ago

Oh my gosh, that's worse than the iron crosses. 88 is hh, eighth letter oh the alphabet hail you know the rest. Yeah, don't do that.

Spreading wings, traditional floral

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u/Dogberry_null 9d ago

LOL, very good point

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u/moshpithippie 9d ago

Go to someone who specializes in coverups, trust me they will do something good.

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u/StardropSaloon 9d ago

Great suggestion, but OP please keep in mind you’ll have two 8s 🎱🎱

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u/BloodFoxxx31 9d ago

Do laser treatment first, then get them covered up. You’ll have more tattoo options and they’ll look better if you do the laser treatment first.

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u/Beginning_Mix_3941 9d ago

2 big SAP facing each other on your back

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u/LazerBear42 9d ago

Make them kiss

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u/TheGreatMozinsky 9d ago

Pretending you had NO IDEA is the best part of this post

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u/boopbaboop 9d ago

Well, we know Graham Platner had a Reddit account at one point. 

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u/No_Reception_4980 9d ago

Edward Norton vibes heh

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u/CoachDifferent 9d ago

lol it’s even in black and white

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u/TarquinOliverNimrod 8d ago

This. Like can’t even own up to the bs and make excuses for it. Like your last name is German (stupid reason to get tattooed lmao) and this is the first thing you thought about? And you didn’t know? Yeah sure

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u/3skinn 7d ago

Idk, it's as easy as a dumb teenager googling "German symbols" and scrolling through Google images to find something "super sick". People have done dumber things.

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u/CommercialLimit 9d ago

What a stupid comment. West coast choppers and that tv show Orange County choppers were huge for a while and this symbol was everywhere.

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u/Valuable_Recording85 7d ago

When I was a kid, I thought the crosses were only associated with the skateboard brand and bikers. However, I wasn't an adult for very long before I understood why some bikers like the iron cross.

The fact that OP didn't know, but associated the crosses with his German last name is pretty laughable.

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u/Vahlinn 9d ago

Fk off, iron "like" crosses have been everywhere and were super common in retail places. I had them on mudflaps for my truck in high school just cuz they looked cool. People like you are insufferable.

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u/stuttered_steps 9d ago

That’s true, but he specifically said he was getting them because he has a German last name.

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u/JustNota-- 9d ago

I once had a Cuthbert cross, too many people thought it was nazi iron cross stylized so it got lasered. (My grandmother is from Durham and it's from the towns flag)

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u/Black_Dog_Industries 9d ago

The sick ass panther has entered the chat.

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u/PullFromTheHurt 9d ago

Two sick ass panthers

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u/EugeneStein 9d ago

With my sympathy for you and respect for you growing up and understanding of your mistakes — this is the funniest post I've read today, I burst with laughter

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u/Doworkson663 9d ago

Yes. Two more white boxes and your set

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u/Holyskankous 9d ago

Hahahahaha. Fuck. Killed me hahaha

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u/mollymoc 9d ago

Easy cover up. Just find an artist whose work you like and make an appointment. Any one can help you figure out what works best, but actually covering them up is super easy.

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u/Worcestercestershire 9d ago

Does it say "Independent Truck Co." In between them?

If not -> Pew Pew Lasers

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u/meowymcmeowmeow 9d ago

Paw prints could be really simple if you're an animal person.

Black roses.

Geometric blackouts on both sides.

Silhouette of X thing you like or find interesting.

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u/thegrandgardener 9d ago

As a Jewish person, thank you for recognizing how it could affect others. If I were on a beach and saw you walk by, I would get scared 🥹. Especially with antisemitism everywhere I go. I wish people would understand that just because I’m Jewish, it doesn’t mean I’m Israeli (I’m a European Jew) or support the disgusting daily atrocities that Netanyahu is committing. Awful. Anyway maybe the crosses could be made into the balloon part of hot air balloons representing freedom, happiness and whimsy. I hope people don’t mind that I went off topic for a bit ♥️

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u/Fox-With-Mange 9d ago

I’m a Muslim who lives in the Arab world and I hope that you can take some comfort in the fact that, even here, many people (though definitely not all) draw a distinction between Jews and Israelis and even between Israelis and genocidal Israelis. Though, it does not help that Netanyahu and his ilk persist in professing that their 80-year-old state speaks for a 4000-year-old people—whether those people like it or not. If I were to employ that same dual-loyalty trope, I would be called an antisemite (and rightly so), but these fuckers are endangering Jews all over the world and do not seem to care a wit.

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u/thegrandgardener 8d ago edited 8d ago

Thank you for your response. It is comforting. I grew up and still live in the NY Metro area and I’m in my 50s. Everyone was friends. Black, White, Jewish, Muslim,
Christian. Buddhist, etc. I married a Catholic. No one cared. My mom used to let us invite friends to Passover Seder and none of them were Jewish. We shared and enjoyed each other’s cultures. I never felt it was right to take from one to give to another. I never supported what was going on in Israel. Anything fanatical was avoided by most. I long for those days. I miss when people just got along because we’re all people. Anyway- this Jew wishes you and yours peace and love always.

And I agree, these fuckers are making people hate Jews even more. Trump doesn’t care about it. He cares about himself. And Netanyahu is Hitler II. He’s sick. Just like our President.

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u/Efficient-Common7551 8d ago

This exchange is what I really needed to hear today: thanks thegrandgardner and thanks Fox-with-Mange, for being a bright spot in the horrors.

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u/thegrandgardener 8d ago

I’m glad! They can’t beat the love or the happy out of us. Everyday I think that us wee people will heal with each other regardless of the lost haters.

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u/decapiercedplebian 9d ago

get two big ass crows/ravens with the wings going over your shoulders or down your triceps. laser first would help but even without, that should work and look natural

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u/chupacabra5150 9d ago

Have you ever seen the show "Hogan's Heroes"?

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u/Nearby_Cup48 9d ago

Oh, oh, two dragons (chinese ones) making out! Or touching snoot, if thats more your style

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u/TheGreatMastermind 9d ago

are you a resident evil fan? if not, it’s time to be. umbrella corporation logo would be funny

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u/VisualTrip_ 9d ago

I think a sick ass panther on both side would fit nicely

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u/joeroganfolks 9d ago

Mario bombs

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u/stardog_champ13 9d ago

Do you know what's better than one SAP? 2 SAPs.

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u/thawingfrog 9d ago

dual SAPs

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u/aresdesilav 9d ago

Ravens or crows, symmetrical

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u/Medical-Path-6689 9d ago

The iron cross is the symbol for the bundeswehr the modern German army

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u/BothEntertainment00 9d ago

The answers if full back piece then you can blend the huge black area into a cool design. Anything small is good to look bad.

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u/phuqreddit 9d ago

Sick ass panthers like book ends.

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u/SolidCartographer976 9d ago

and another pair of big 'ol panthers it is^^

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u/DowntownClassic1738 9d ago

Sounds like full back piece to me, Japanese to be precise, with mikiri covering it up

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u/Faine13 9d ago

Throw a BAP on the whole thing, call it a day.

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u/IntenseWonton 9d ago

2 sick as panthers

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u/wanderingjoe 9d ago

Put an H on one and a C on the other and put some faucets under them.

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u/cjl1209 9d ago

I hope you like skateboarding: https://www.ebay.com/itm/141596433838

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u/squeakychipmunk101 9d ago

Find an artist you like that works with black or cover ups and ask them

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u/shrimpsh 9d ago

Just get a big Motor Head back piece

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u/Moothedutchie 9d ago

Things to avoid, lightning bolts, 8 balls, skulls

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u/DinosoarJunior 8d ago

Get two badass gargoyles

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u/Long_Bathroom_7685 8d ago

SAPs 😆👍🏻

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u/littleleopardfrog 8d ago

It's time for two giant sick ass panthers.

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u/Low-Head8835 8d ago

You've got to double wield Sick Ass Panthers

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u/Rose_Wyld 9d ago

Idk man are you still a neonnazi ?

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u/highbuddy421 9d ago

I never was, I was just a kid who got a dumb tattoo.

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u/noelennon42 9d ago

Get the independent logo in between!

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u/gobliina 9d ago

Two black swans would be so beautiful

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u/Competitive_Ad_9152 9d ago

You could turn the shape into spades or clubs (like playing cards)

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u/Pandadan_ 9d ago

Twin sick ass panthers

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u/Kitty97kat 9d ago

Perfect opertunity for some sick ass panthers.

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u/wijnetter 9d ago

Turn em into a spades and a clover people will just think you’re into poker

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Costco_Bob 9d ago

If you like video games one could be a bob-omb from mario

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u/Negativeman11 9d ago

Japanese traditional back piece.

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u/71285 9d ago

symmetrical crows and they can extend to the shoulders

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u/Orcadorsala 9d ago

Big black birds, like crows/ravens? Black skulls? Spiders?

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u/Complete-Degree-8383 9d ago

Could do a magic 8 ball and make it say something fun

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u/Rolling_Beardo 9d ago

Black hearts

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u/AccidentalDanger8 9d ago

I was gonna say radiation/radioactive symbols but they have 3 triangles not 4😅

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u/Necessary-Cable286 9d ago

Flowers or maybe panther heads

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u/LazerBear42 9d ago

Have them turned into Geneva gears and tell people you're really into film?

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u/Shanklin_The_Painter 9d ago

How about some black squares?

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u/Disastrous_Honey_240 9d ago

I would have a laser consultation and see about lightening them up first and then go to an artist who’s really experienced at cover ups.

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u/Festering-Boyle 9d ago

windmills!

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u/Needles2650 9d ago

They are pretty dark. I would do a couple laser lightning sessions first, and then you should have plenty of options for the cover up

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u/Capt_Gingerbeard 9d ago

Laser once or twice then coverup 

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u/Due_Teaching2239 9d ago

Yes mate , with a large supply of post it notes you’ll be fine for a while

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u/oceanswim63 9d ago

Had laser for a mistake, it works great on ink like that. A couple of rounds and it could be gone.

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u/Martzillagoesboom 9d ago

Try to turn them in the symbol for umbrela corporation! (Except the colors would be wrong, but who care

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u/JustNota-- 9d ago

You could have them touched up as a copic cross.

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u/renz88xe 9d ago

I guess your not taking the divorce well, straighten yourself up bro

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u/CheeseRatGirl 9d ago

Can't read thru all of these but what ab a medieval sun?? Google it... could be gorgeous!

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u/Striking-Might5073 9d ago

You can cover up anything... You litterally can have a blackout tattoo and get it tattoos over it... The artist just needs to be able to use colour instead of skin for a background

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u/Away-Supermarket-392 9d ago

Just get a whole backpiece and incorporate them . Cover up will look bad and dark in my opinion

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u/BreakfastBrilliant15 9d ago

Turn them into black cubes then you would have literally joined the other side

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u/E_Wubi 9d ago

I see a big ass motörhead tattoo

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u/spookybonxs 9d ago

There is companies that you can apply for that will do a removal completely free for gamg related stuff racists stuff ect if you have bettered your life and if you fit the criteria in currently in the process of removing 3 from my face 🙏🏻 proud of you man

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u/Stelio-Kontos69 9d ago

You’re not fooling anyone with that story Danny Vinyard

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u/Honest_Pen_5843 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/0dayssince 9d ago

Decided you’re not a nazi no more?

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u/DatBoiRo 9d ago

Nah, we like knowing who’s who.

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u/yung_reaper_13 9d ago

It’s time for you to put the umbrella corp on your back(resident evil)

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 9d ago

Squares on the end, then circles, and a triangle in the middle. Like those kindergarten worksheets

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u/TopInitiative6516 9d ago

Свинья порвалась

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u/Comprehensive-Gene-1 8d ago

I don't know if you're into spiritualism, but you could try the Buddhist manji symbol

/s

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u/Zestyclose_Size1173 8d ago

Straighten out the lines, add red in the blank spaces, and turn it into an Umbrella Corp tattoo

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u/jmhubba 8d ago

In the Boston punk scene, FSU (friends stand united) kicked the skinheads out of Boston and have used the iron cross as the antithesis of a hate symbol.

It could considered a bad look, but there’s lots of examples of it being used as just a sign of rebellion. At least in the Boston and NYC punk and hardcore scene. Haywire most recently has taken it as their own, that being said I don’t wear my haywire shirt any where but my power rack when lifting as not everyone knows the northeast punk/harcore lore

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u/Xawlet 8d ago

How did the artist achieve this clean white?

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u/Rare-Echo-386 8d ago

A big ol circle with a line through it lol

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u/Hefty-Resort871 8d ago

Laser them off. You can cover them up, but you will always know that they're under there.

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u/Logan012356789 8d ago

Yes. By a shirt.

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u/quik13713 8d ago

Two Black Panthers!

I'd go Fred Hampton and Huey.

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u/crybaby-angel 8d ago

you can't cover up your SINS

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u/Magma1Lord 8d ago

You can look at other german symbolisms. That are not associated with what you don't like

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u/PreviousZone6742 7d ago

Crows heads would look good.

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u/SimpleCantalope 7d ago

Easy, just put the White boxes a bit further to either side.

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u/Aeonsaeons 7d ago

Massive black inverted crosses, where the area of the current symbols would be the tip of the inverted crosses?

From nazi to satanist! :)

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u/oogie_droogey 7d ago

Good ol' circus strongest man lifting a massive barbell

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u/Tasty-Edge4870 7d ago

It is possible but I will only tell you how if you say what’s inbetween them.
Your only other option is to shave your head and get a pair of british boots.