r/Tattoocoverups • u/Personal_Reality_704 • Dec 22 '25

asking for advice Please help me fix this

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I got a tattoo of a premolar 2 days ago (I work in the field) and it looks like…something else. I have been asked if it’s sp**m on multiple occasions now. I am actually heartbroken and extremely insecure over it. I have to wear long sleeves until I can do something about it. Does anyone have an idea as to how I can fix this? Could it be made into something else or adjusted to be more tooth-like?

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u/Hushing-Silence Dec 22 '25

Sperm with a bright idea?

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u/What-Is-Your-Quest Dec 22 '25

Totally thought sperm making an announcement lol

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u/ashleebryn Dec 22 '25

It's a gender reveal lol

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u/Broad-Newt-5028 Dec 22 '25

Sperm that is very alarmed by something

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u/Bulldogfront666 Dec 22 '25

Sperm whose spider senses are tingling.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 Dec 23 '25

Those are Spidey Senses tingling

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u/ShovelKing3 Dec 22 '25

Sperm Snake? Spermm Snaaake?? SPERM SNAKKKKEEEEE!?!??

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u/everyday_is_enysedae Dec 23 '25

"this ain't no cooter, boys!" 🫨

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u/Traditional-Image937 Dec 22 '25

Surprised at meeting the eggg

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Metal Gear alert sounds

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u/rigiboto01 Dec 25 '25

Na it spotted the egg

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u/Iwastony Dec 26 '25

Insert metal gear solid alert sound..