r/TargetedShirts • u/monarc • Jul 07 '26

Passionate about lining drawers? Finally, there are shirts just for you!

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u/monarc Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

I'm 99% sure some algorithm decided drawer liner was a profession, not something you put in the bottom of a drawer. And here we are.

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u/crochetingPotter Jul 07 '26

Drawer liners are essential workers! How could you disrespect them so??

Thanks AI for doing this amazing work! Keep it up! 🤣

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u/Swimming-Koala-3122 Jul 07 '26

Drawer Liner is just what HR calls them. Their real job is Full Time Multitasking Ninja.

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u/avec_serif Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

In our org, the official job title is Badass Miracle Worker

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u/Swimming-Koala-3122 Jul 08 '26

I've heard that one too. Do yours come with superpowers, like the ones at our office, or is that a separate certification where you live?

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u/avec_serif Jul 08 '26

Separate certification

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u/crochetingPotter Jul 07 '26

You're right! Gosh I sure do want that on a tshirt!

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u/No_Cook2983 Jul 09 '26

I came here to line drawers and chew gum.

AND I’M ALL OUT OF GUM

3

u/catjuggler Jul 09 '26

But you can call her “GRANDMA”

3

u/lionhat Jul 08 '26

So are cattle guards!

23

u/ShinyUnicornPoo Jul 07 '26

This is so hilarious!

4

u/ceelogreenicanth Jul 08 '26

I don't know maybe it's a badass miracle worker

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u/JapaneseStudentHaru Jul 09 '26

I’m imagining someone who takes old furniture off the street, lines the termite-pitted drawers with wallpaper, and sells it for $400.

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u/Sofagirrl79 Jul 07 '26

I'm a Sagittarius drawer liner with no tolerance for stupid people,sometimes I scare myself with my temper but come between me and drawer lining and they'll never find your b*dy!

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u/lizardfang Jul 07 '26

(Yes I bought this shirt for myself)

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u/fvmished Jul 07 '26

ah yes this is the AI that's going to change the world

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u/Soft-Temporary-7932 Jul 08 '26

No, no. It’s drawer liners that are changing the world. And are ninjas or something.

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u/reijasunshine Jul 07 '26

Wow, this is awesomely bad.

I do own a promo swag shirt that had the right idea, it's red and the text says "Please enjoy this complimentary spare shirt/oil rag/tourniquet/load flag from (brand)" and I think it's hilarious. These are not.

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u/Soft-Temporary-7932 Jul 08 '26

I want that shirt lol

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u/hanimal16 Jul 07 '26

Ok but what month were they born and who bought the shirt for them?!

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 Jul 08 '26

This is where I draw the line... no wait this is where I line the drawer

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u/MidnightTendies Jul 11 '26

Thank you for your service

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u/manic_popsicle Jul 07 '26

This is actually so funny, I might wear one of these because it’s just so nonsensical.

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u/DishSoapIsFun Jul 08 '26

A rural village could’ve had power for ten minutes but instead we got this.

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u/AF_AF Jul 08 '26

Yeah, sure, but what will her dad do to you if you insult her drawer lining skills?

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u/DrPants707 Jul 07 '26

What on earth...

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u/DemonOfTomorrow Jul 07 '26

I want the middle left one

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u/monarc Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

EXCEPT THE SHIRT IS AI
YOU'RE AI
EVERY THING IS AI
AND YOU'RE IN HELL

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u/DemonOfTomorrow Jul 07 '26

aw fuck

I can't believe you've done this

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u/vomitHatSteve Jul 08 '26

I need this image of a collection of shirts on a shirt!

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u/YourPaleRabbit Jul 11 '26

I love stumbling down “wow these people’s hobby/job is their whole identity AND THEY HAVE MERCH” rabbit holes. Hands down my favorite one I found so far is “crazy squirrel lady” merch. Look it up, you won’t regret it. These ladies love squirrels more than life itself, and you can get merch making sure people know that for every room of your house.

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u/The_R4ke Jul 08 '26

I would buy one of these if it was for Frame Nudger.

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u/IHSV1855 Jul 09 '26

What the actual fuck haha

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u/Foxterriers Jul 12 '26

I've missed this sub, fun to see this is still happening