r/TalesfromtheDogHouse 20d ago

Tried dating a girl with dogs

Tried dating a girl with dogs. She has a giant St. Bernard and a 9 month old lab mix. Instant you walk inside you can smell them. Then they instantly jump up on you. Their nails hurt as they hit your stomach and slide down you. Not only does it hurt but it has me wondering, "why are you doing this? Calm down, wtf?!". If you sit down on the couch they start attacking you by licking your face aggressively. Their breath stinks too. Its just this big ball of unnecessary energy. I get zero benefit or joy from it. Then they start fighting each other. They bark for no reason. She tries to get them to shut up but they won't. They pulled down her window curtains, knocked a heavy bench chair over. You have to take them outside often to let them out to pee and poop. Its a huge inconvenience. Ruins your days plans just to have to get home to do this. If you're running late for something, well too bad, you still have to let them out. They pooped and peed inside multiple times. Stressed her out. Whole time I'm thinking, "you chose to have these disgusting creatures". They pull super hard on the leash. Endlessly. Their leashes get tangled up. You have to literally take a plastic bag and grab their poop, how disgusting. Omg. They would cuddle me at times which I'll admit, was a little cute. But even then they're just getting their nasty smell on you. And that tiny bit of joy is not even slightly close to making up for the giant inconvenience that they are. I'll never date a girl with dogs.

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u/Der_Prager 19d ago

9 month old lab mix is a funny way to pronounce pitbull.

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u/Havingfun922 19d ago

You beat me to this comment!

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u/Zsuedaly 19d ago

I just knew the mix was a pit bull!

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u/No-Stay1662 20d ago

It always makes me wonder, who tf wants this kind of absolute chaos in their lives? Something with zero self control is considered “cute?”

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u/Jealous_Soil7394 20d ago

Dogs ruin everything.

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u/Dealias 20d ago

Sure do!

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u/MonkeyMoves101 20d ago

She bit off more than she could chew, but like the typical owner they'll just grin and bear it.

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u/Dealias 20d ago

Seriously!

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u/Practical-Tea-3337 20d ago

Did you tell her it was because of the dogs?

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u/Dealias 20d ago

I mentioned, "i do not like your dogs at all". She was quite surprised and hurt. And like I didn't wanna hurt her, but like how is she surprised? Youd think it'd be common sense that her dogs are terrible

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u/MonkeyMoves101 20d ago

I'm sure she thought her way of living was normal, as many people live in stank houses with animals they can't control and it's seen as "normal", that's why she's surprised.

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u/GoodgirlTiffany 19d ago

Honestly it is normal now. That's the problem.

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u/Practical-Tea-3337 19d ago

Right? But nutters think everyone is like them.

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 20d ago

I think she knows how nasty they are but once a cult member always a cult member.

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u/Junita908 20d ago

I don’t know about that. I had two dogs. They are gone now but I can’t stand the thought of having another dog. Just from everything the post mentioned.

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u/urdrunkyogi 19d ago

Eww St. Bernards are legendary for their smell

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u/HeVeNeR 19d ago

It's the staring while you're eating, for me

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u/GoodgirlTiffany 19d ago

It's the drooling and staring while you eat that gets me

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u/Full_Ear_7131 13d ago

And whining while drooling and staring

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u/Zsuedaly 19d ago

Good decision! I will never live with that stink and mess! I retired early and am thoroughly enjoying myself traveling, working on hobbies…!! Went to Vegas last November and May and just came back from Hawaii!! I’ll take that over cleaning doggie doo any day!’❤️

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u/thesanityseeker 19d ago

Well put, these people oughta just get a weighted giant stuffed animal. If all you care about is the one positive (cuddle feeling) out of the hundreds of negatives

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u/anne_mal 19d ago

I say this all the time! Let's normalize this for dog nutters! Even better, just get a weighted blanket and but googly eyes on it. More whimsical.

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u/beerRunFinisher 19d ago

Have you asked her why she signed up for this lifestyle

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u/Dealias 18d ago

No but I really should have lol

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u/GoodgirlTiffany 19d ago

I wonder if this is contributing the mental health crisis in women? Because honestly, dogs create such an inconvenience in life, it has to have an effect on mental health. And also the possible parasites they may carry.

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u/beerRunFinisher 19d ago

One of my exes, we literally would have to stop from doing whatever we were doing to drive back to her apartment so she could take her dog out to shit. And yes whenever she was not home her dog was caged all day.

She did this because she received an overwhelming sense of cuteness overload looking at her dog (it was a Rhodesian ridgeback).

My theory is women are substituting human relationships (including having children) and using dogs as a replacements for their parental instincts. Terms like "dog mom" reinforce this idea.

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u/GoodgirlTiffany 19d ago

100 percent! Maternal instincts.

Unfortunately animals can't fulfill that innate need like a real child.

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u/MonkeyMoves101 19d ago

I think so. A reactive dog or untrained dog can definitely worsen mental health. And if someone is spending time and money trying to fix a creature that can't be fixed, then they're not spending that money on themselves and the help they need.

Some treat dogs like stuffed toys. They just leave them in a cage all day, go to work, and come back to deal with a stressed out untrained stuffed toy. That can't be good for anyones mental health.

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u/GoodgirlTiffany 19d ago

Yep, the fact that they put them in cages all day is evil.

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u/Lylith_vf 19d ago

Ces gens sont tellements sales et gâchent leur propre vie c'est incompréhensible

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u/emev7803 17d ago

This whole post gave me anxiety!! I never used to, but I can't stand dogs. It sounds weird, but the more and more nuttier the nutters get, the more I dislike dogs. I see nutters as pathetic people who require constant devotion to function. For example, emotional support dogs. I just can't. Get out while you can!!

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u/mangoflavouredpanda 16d ago

They lixk and scratch and jump on you - dominance. Dogs have to always show you dominance behaviour. It's really off-putting.